Teen Aurtain Teen Kahaniyan: Hoorain

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  1. ChoCo

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    Asalam O Alaikum!

    Disclaimer: This article is for the sake of pure fun and means no harm or offense to anyone involved in it and should not be treated otherwise! This article further complies with the TM funny act 2013 para (5,6)!

    Kaise hain TM wasio? kuch wajoohaat ki bina pe me ne articles likhnay se resign kr dia tha! per kuch pur khaloos logon ki farmaish pe aj phir apnay qalam ko uthanay ki jasarat kr rha hoon! Umeed krta hoon ap sb ko pasand aye ga!

    Teen Aurtain Teen kahaniyan: Hoorain

    Abb se kaafi saal pehlay ki baat hai yakam january ki thanda din tha parinday chah chaha rhay thay k yak dam hospital se kisi bachi k ronay ki awaz ayi! hospital k kareeb baithay parinday darr k maaray urr kr bhaag gy! yh thein hamari Hoorain Apoo jo k nurse k hands me apna gala phaar phaar k ro rhein thein! Doctors ne check up kia tau pta chala k hoorain apoo k galay me speaker k sath sath woofers b fitted thay jis ki wajah se unki awaz itni oonchi thi k poora hospital sir pe utha lia tha :))

    Waqt guzarta gya and saath saath hamari hoorain apoo MASHALLAH! se pooray 1 saal ki ho gaein! ALLAH bakhshay inki Marhoom Nakar-dadi (inki dadi ki dadi) kaha krtien thein Iss kurri jaisi shararti aur chalak bachi unhon ne aj tk nahi daikhi :p aur unhon ne he inhain Kachu masi k laqab se nawaza tha jo aj in ka dosra name hai!

    Aik saal ki umer me abb choonkay hoorain apoo chalna seikh chuki thein tau yh apni 11 number ki gaari pe uthtay sath pooray ghar k doray pe nikal jatein. Nasthay k baad aba ji k jootay chupa daina ta k woh office na ja skein and pichay se paani ka main nakla band kr daina ta k bartan na dhul skein inn ki pasandeeda sharartoon me se thein!

    Khanay me mosoofa desi ghee ka halwa and makhan k chupray huay parathay shokk se khatien thein aur bila mazaiqa 2 tau chatt kr jatien thein jaise yh aik rupee wali toffee jitnay halkay hain.

    Waqt guzarnay k saath saath hoorain apoo 3 saal ki ho gaein and abb gali muhallay me larkon k sath baqaida cricket khelnay lg gai. Kia gazab ki batsman thien! agarcha bat ulta pakrtein thein magar chakkay aise lgati jaise lara se training leti rhein hon gali k sab chotay chotay larkay inn se tang thay kyon k hamesha out honay pe rondi marti thein and bari na daitien thein. Chunachay aik din sb ne inhain mil k cricket khilanay se inkaar kr dia. jis k ra'de amal me inhon ne gali k larkon ki apnay ghar anay wali hr ball gayab kr di aur larkon ko inhain dobara se khilanay ka faisla krna para.

    Mosoof ko shuru se he kisi partner ki talash thi jo inn k sath mil k badmaashi kr skay! Yh khuwab hoorain apoo ka tb poora hua Jb ALLAH ne inhain aik pari jaisi bhen aayat se nawaza. Jis din aayat iss dunia me ayien smjho hoorain apoo ki tau dilli tammana poori ho gai! Uss din khushi k maaray hoorain apoo ne 2 kilo laddo and 1 kilo jaleebi noosh farmai! tb ja k kahein ghar walay kuch muhallay me baant skay!

    Waqt guzarnay k sath sath hoorain apoo ki sohbat me aayat b bhari ho gai! mil k gali k larkon ki balls chupa lena and out honay pe baari na daina inn ka shaiwa ban gya! aayat ne b dil lga k hoorain apoo se tamaam gurr seekhay and yh b kaafi trained badmaash ban gai!

    Mosoof leg pulling ki bachpan se maahir thein! aik baar jb yh 10 saal ki huien tau inhon ne pohri (seehri) lga k chatt pe charhna start kr dia ta k pooray muhallay pe nazar rakh skein! in ki issi aadat se tang aa k in ki big cousin aik din in k agay seehri pe khari ho gaein and inhain rasta nahi dia jis per inhon ne bechari ki leg pulling kr k unahin thru (kheinch) k pohri se neechay utar dia and tb se inhain leg pulling me kaamaal haasil hogya!

    TM pe anay k baad se inhon ne hr thread me apnay kamaalaat k johar dikhaye hain! and koi b bnda in ki leg pulling se na bach ska! yahan tk k tariq saeed and wasif safi bhai tau inn se baiqaada leg pulling ki classess letay thay!

    AJ MASHALLAH! hoorain apoo TM ka aik ehm hissa hain! jin k bghair TM ka hr baasi moo khol k baasiyaan leta hain and bore hota hai!

    Humari dua hai k yh Hamesha Khush rahein and hansti muskarati sb k chehron pe khushiyaan bikhairtien rahein! Ameen!



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    waalaikum assalam
    hahahaha OMG{(laugh)}
    maira ye wala bachpan meri ammi jaan ko b yaad nhi hoga :D :p
    itss stoo interesting parh k mazza aaying meka dil karing issi bachpan may wapis chali jaun :p
    very well written Coco chu chu :-bd :p
     
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    hahaha ;))
     
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    naughty khul k hans lein koi kuch ni kehta ap ko :p :p ;))
     
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    /:) koi keh k to dekhy mae....













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    mae rona shuru kr dungi :p
     
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    ;)) shabash mere harbay istimaal krna :p :p
     
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    @hoorain aapi no lift aajakl :((

    kheriat??[DOUBLEPOST=1361610351][/DOUBLEPOST]
    aye shawashay,,, /:) itny chotay ho k b roty aap :p
     
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    hmmmm :)
     
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    ;)) han ji :p :p
     
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    otay no masla chotay bachay roty he rehty haen :p
     
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    ronay k saath saath muje naak b ati hai shoon shoon :p :p ap apni profile aik baar open krein me uder aon ga :p
     
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    ;)) meli profile gandi krny ka sochty ho choco sisssss {()|vbb btaun mama ko?? /:)
     
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    hmmmmmmmm niceeee and funny
     
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    hahhhahahhhaahahahhaahha......................nice choco :) :) :)..........
     
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    :oops: acha ni krta :oops:
     
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    Banks dD bro :)[DOUBLEPOST=1361610910][/DOUBLEPOST]
    Banks hmmmmmmmmmmmm :p :p
     
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    AMEEN....hahaha{(laugh)}nycc story:D
     
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    Assalam...
    @ChoCo wowww..... zabardast bro:-bd
    match rakhna pareyga @hoorain sey. bt rooney ka koi scene nahi hey {}{5tr.[DOUBLEPOST=1361611879][/DOUBLEPOST]
    ye haatho per itni saari taarein(wires) q baandhi hein. aap kia PTCL mey ho :p
     

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