Teacher joke part 2

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  1. Darshi

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    Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ?
    Pupil: Hot water !

    Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ?
    Pupil: All of them !

    Why was the head teacher worried ?
    Because there were so many rulers in the school !

    Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line ?
    Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there !

    Teacher: If I bought a hundred current buns for a dollar, what would each bun be ?
    Pupil: Stale !

    Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow ?
    Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !

    Teacher: What is "can't" short for ?
    Pupil: Can not miss.

    Teacher: and what is "don't" short for
    Pupil: Doughnut !

    Teacher: Can anyone tell me what the Dog Star is ?
    Pupil: Lassie !

    Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ?
    Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !

    Teacher: Why are you standing on your head ?
    Pupil: I'm just turning over things in my mind, sir !

    Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ?
    Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me ?
     
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    YA COOL 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
     
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    {}{456{}{456{}{456{(ahy9)}{()|dddd Nice post
     
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