Some jokes

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  1. Dark

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    Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against
    mother tongue.?
    Santa: Very long!
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    SaRDAR: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
    MAN: "It's 3:15."
    SARDar: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the
    weirdest thing, I
    have
    been asking that question all day, and each time I get
    a different answer."
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    American gora bola - humhare yahan shaddi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.
    Sardar - kamal hai, humhare yahan toh female se hoti hai!

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    2 sardars were fighting after exam.
    Sir: Y r u fighting?
    1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
    Sir: So what?
    1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher
    will think that we both copied
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    Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare tree the,
    Sardar naukar ko bola tree ko pani dal.
    Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
    Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.
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    This incident happened when i was in college.


    [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif]Two Biharis talking to each other, " Aaj Mother teresa a [/FONT]

    [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif]rahen hai Kennedy Auditorium mein saam ko aap chalenge na , [/FONT]

    [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif]hum aap ko 5.30 p.m sharp pe lene aienge, so this fellow [/FONT]

    [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif]didn't know who is Mother Teresa and replied back, " [/FONT]

    [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif]nahin bhai aap hi chale jaiye hum Englis film nahin dekhte hain. [/FONT]

    [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif]Jan 3 MOOsa RULEzzzZZ...!!!
    Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some
    sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
    "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the
    pub-owner. So the two Sardars swapped (exchanged) their sandwiches

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    What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
    He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!
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    What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet
    of paper?
    (he already has one and he wants one He takes a photocopy of
    the white paper !!!

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    Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
    Driver: Which part?
    Santa Singh: All of me, of course!

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    Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you"
    Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you."
    Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."

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    TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
    PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
    TEACHER : No, that's wrong ....
    PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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    Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!!
    Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!

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    U KNOW THAT DUNYA KA SAB SE BADA JHOOT KYA HAI...
    SHAYAD NAHEE PATA...TAU SONO.
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    DO PATHAN SHATRANJ KHAIL RAHAY THAY.......


    1 Din sardar je ko cell per message kiya keh message sender
    [/FONT]


    [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif]is cool and reader is fool sardar je replied no no, [/FONT]

    [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif]sender is fool but reader is cool.........
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    Boy:Tote hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi???
    Girl:Tuti hui chapal se pite ga ya chapal tutne tak pitey ga???

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    Teacher to class: A for?-
    Class: Apple
    Teacher: Jor Se Bolo
    Class: Jai Mata Di

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    Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road.
    [/FONT]


    [FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Serif]change it to exclamatory sentence ..
    Student : WOW !

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    When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
    >>
    >>Answer : On their Wedding !!

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    A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
    Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK................
    I thought, thought. thought finally i wrote
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  2. kainat

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    {(goodpost)}{(laugh)}
     
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    haha nice jee {(laugh)}{(laugh)}{(laugh)}
     
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