1. Mummy:Kaha gaya tha?
Beta:Girlfrnd se milne gaya tha.
Mummy:Kis-liye?
Beta:Haan mummy bahut kiss liye...!!!!
2. Tez Hawa ka jhonka aaya
Saath me teri khushbu laya
tab mere dil me khayal aaya
aaj b mera dost nahin nahaya
3. Girlfrnd ended her telephone chat in HALF an HOUR.
Father:U Usually talk for 2 hrs what happened?
Girl:WRONG number dad...!!!
4. 2007 Ke bhikari:Amma thoda khana hai to dona.
Amma:abhi nahin banaya hai
Bhikari:to banane ke baadme miss call de dena.
Beta:Girlfrnd se milne gaya tha.
Mummy:Kis-liye?
Beta:Haan mummy bahut kiss liye...!!!!
2. Tez Hawa ka jhonka aaya
Saath me teri khushbu laya
tab mere dil me khayal aaya
aaj b mera dost nahin nahaya
3. Girlfrnd ended her telephone chat in HALF an HOUR.
Father:U Usually talk for 2 hrs what happened?
Girl:WRONG number dad...!!!
4. 2007 Ke bhikari:Amma thoda khana hai to dona.
Amma:abhi nahin banaya hai
Bhikari:to banane ke baadme miss call de dena.