Iss Mulk Main Aik Bee Mari Hai
Zardari Hai Zardari Hai
Also
BB Hum Sharminda Hain
Aap Kay Shohar Abhi Tuk Zinda Hain
Zardari Hai Zardari Hai
Also
BB Hum Sharminda Hain
Aap Kay Shohar Abhi Tuk Zinda Hain
SMS to Zardari...
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Mian Biwi Ko Apas Me Milwana Neki Ka Kaam Hai..
Aao Sab Mil Ker Dua Kerein...
Ya ALLAH Benazir Ko Jald Zardari Se Milwade....
Kaho Ameeen
Aao Sab Mil Ker Dua Kerein...
Ya ALLAH Benazir Ko Jald Zardari Se Milwade....
Kaho Ameeen
Ab CORRUPTION Ki Baari Hai
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zaradari Hai
Ab Aap Ki Izat, Apni Zimmadari Hai
Kyun k Izzat Ka Shikari Asif Zaradari Hai
Ab Tabahi Qismat Humari Hy
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zardari Hai
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zaradari Hai
Ab Aap Ki Izat, Apni Zimmadari Hai
Kyun k Izzat Ka Shikari Asif Zaradari Hai
Ab Tabahi Qismat Humari Hy
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zardari Hai
zardari went to a milk shop
"kuttay k liye aik littre doodh de do"
shope keeper replies:"yehi peena hai ya pack kr doon???"
"kuttay k liye aik littre doodh de do"
shope keeper replies:"yehi peena hai ya pack kr doon???"
Chum Cham Cham . . . .
Musharraf ki chhaliya
Nawaz Shareef ka paan
Chal mere Zardari Liaqat Bagh,
Liaqat Bagh ki pehli gali
Benazir ko goli lagi
Sari dunya roney lagi
Rotey rotey bhook lagi
Hmare Mulk mein Atta nhi
Gillani tmhare nana nhi
Shaukat Aziz gae DILLI
DILLI se lae Billi
Billi ne diye 2 bache Allah miyan sache
Schey schey jaenge OBAMA ki Dulhan laenge
OBAMA ki Dulhan kaali 100 nakhron waali
1 nakhra toot gaya
Humara mulk doob Gaya
Musharraf ki chhaliya
Nawaz Shareef ka paan
Chal mere Zardari Liaqat Bagh,
Liaqat Bagh ki pehli gali
Benazir ko goli lagi
Sari dunya roney lagi
Rotey rotey bhook lagi
Hmare Mulk mein Atta nhi
Gillani tmhare nana nhi
Shaukat Aziz gae DILLI
DILLI se lae Billi
Billi ne diye 2 bache Allah miyan sache
Schey schey jaenge OBAMA ki Dulhan laenge
OBAMA ki Dulhan kaali 100 nakhron waali
1 nakhra toot gaya
Humara mulk doob Gaya
1 Zardari Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga
Jese Khana Kharab,
Jese Total Azaab,
Jesey Aadi Faqeer,
Jesay Murda Zameer,
Jese Naasoor Ho Koii Sartaa Howaa
Ek Zardari Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga,
Jese Bijli Ka Taar
Jese Khanjar Ki Dhaar
Jesey Dozakh Ki Aag
Jesey Zehrila Naag,
Jese Garmi Ki Dhoop
Jese Shetan Ka Roop
Jese Khana Kharab,
Jese Total Azaab,
Jesey Aadi Faqeer,
Jesay Murda Zameer,
Jese Naasoor Ho Koii Sartaa Howaa
Ek Zardari Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga,
Jese Bijli Ka Taar
Jese Khanjar Ki Dhaar
Jesey Dozakh Ki Aag
Jesey Zehrila Naag,
Jese Garmi Ki Dhoop
Jese Shetan Ka Roop
Azadi k din aaj meri dua hai k
ALLAH aap ko Quaid ki aqal,
Iqbal ki shakal, Liaqat ki Shairvani,
Fatima ki jawani, Nehru ki chaal
aur gandhi g k baal day.
GEO ZARDARI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALLAH aap ko Quaid ki aqal,
Iqbal ki shakal, Liaqat ki Shairvani,
Fatima ki jawani, Nehru ki chaal
aur gandhi g k baal day.
GEO ZARDARI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Film: Aao Bardbaad Keren.
Hero: Asif Ali Zardari
Heroine: Fehmida Mirza
Villain: Shareef Family
Scripted In: Dubai
Shooted In: Pakistan
Music By: Altaf Bhai
Action By: Pak Army
Suspence By: Chief Justice
Charactor Actor: Amin Fahim
Friendly Appearance: Saudi King
Comedian: Sheikh Rashid
Supporting Actor: Maulana Fazal-Ur-Rehman
Charactorless Actors: Choudhries
Dancers: Sheeren Rehman, Kashmala Tariq, Sumaira Malik
Financed By: Poor People Of Pakistan.
Bachna Aye Ghareebo’n
Lo Main Aa Gaya
Fasaad Ka Aashiq
Aman Ka Dushman
Apni Ada Hai
Bibi Se Juda…
Hey Ho…
Hero: Asif Ali Zardari
Heroine: Fehmida Mirza
Villain: Shareef Family
Scripted In: Dubai
Shooted In: Pakistan
Music By: Altaf Bhai
Action By: Pak Army
Suspence By: Chief Justice
Charactor Actor: Amin Fahim
Friendly Appearance: Saudi King
Comedian: Sheikh Rashid
Supporting Actor: Maulana Fazal-Ur-Rehman
Charactorless Actors: Choudhries
Dancers: Sheeren Rehman, Kashmala Tariq, Sumaira Malik
Financed By: Poor People Of Pakistan.
Bachna Aye Ghareebo’n
Lo Main Aa Gaya
Fasaad Ka Aashiq
Aman Ka Dushman
Apni Ada Hai
Bibi Se Juda…
Hey Ho…
2 Ghantay Aatay Ki Line Main
Khara Rehte Huye Ek Aadmi Ghussay Se Chillaya
Main Zaradari Ko Goli Marnay Ja Raha Hon.
Kuch Dari Baat Woh Wapas Aakr
Aatay Ki Line Main Khara Ho Gaya.
Kisi Ne Pucha:
“Kyon Maar Diya?”
Usne Maayusi Se Jawab Diya:
Wahan Pe Bhi Line Lagi Hui Hai.
Khara Rehte Huye Ek Aadmi Ghussay Se Chillaya
Main Zaradari Ko Goli Marnay Ja Raha Hon.
Kuch Dari Baat Woh Wapas Aakr
Aatay Ki Line Main Khara Ho Gaya.
Kisi Ne Pucha:
“Kyon Maar Diya?”
Usne Maayusi Se Jawab Diya:
Wahan Pe Bhi Line Lagi Hui Hai.
Once A Molvi Went To ZARDARI And Said:
“Makhlooq Ko Mat Tang Kya Karo
Warna ALLAH Ka Azaab Aay Ga…”
ZARDARI Said:
“Bholay Badshao, Main Hi To Azaab Hun”
“Makhlooq Ko Mat Tang Kya Karo
Warna ALLAH Ka Azaab Aay Ga…”
ZARDARI Said:
“Bholay Badshao, Main Hi To Azaab Hun”
Zardari Asked Faraz
Tum Me Or Mjh Me Kya Fark Ha?
Faraz Replied:
Simple, Ap Poore Milk Ko Zalil Ker Rahay Hein
Or Poora Mulk
Mujkhy
Tum Me Or Mjh Me Kya Fark Ha?
Faraz Replied:
Simple, Ap Poore Milk Ko Zalil Ker Rahay Hein
Or Poora Mulk
Mujkhy
Ek Bache Ne ZARDARI Se Poocha :
AATA, CHEENI, CHAWAL Kesey Hotey Hain ???
ZARDARI Ne Kaha:
Beta WHITE Hotey Hain !!!
Bacha:
G Nahi
Aaj Kal Sab BLACK Hotey Hain
AATA, CHEENI, CHAWAL Kesey Hotey Hain ???
ZARDARI Ne Kaha:
Beta WHITE Hotey Hain !!!
Bacha:
G Nahi
Aaj Kal Sab BLACK Hotey Hain
Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia!
Itni mahengai ki k hansto ko rula dia
Socha tha k shayud salary barhay gi,
Salary ghanta barhi, GHANTA barha dia
Itni mahengai ki k hansto ko rula dia
Socha tha k shayud salary barhay gi,
Salary ghanta barhi, GHANTA barha dia
Zardari Teri Sharafat Pe Kis Ko Na Hoga Shak, , ,
Halki Halki Bhook Main Halka Phulka TUC . . .
Halki Halki Bhook Main Halka Phulka TUC . . .
Criminal Zardari’s Poem:
Ab mein karon ga mara mari,
Mera naam hy Zardari,
Meny pehly apni biwi mari,
Ab hy poori qoum ki bari
Ab mein karon ga mara mari,
Mera naam hy Zardari,
Meny pehly apni biwi mari,
Ab hy poori qoum ki bari
Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?
American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.
Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.
Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain.
American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.
Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.
Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain.
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HoHaHaHaHaHaHa
Main Hon ASIF ZARDARI!
Main Hon ASIF ZARDARI!
Pehle Biwi Maari
Ab Awaam Ki Hai Bari
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HoHaHaHaHaHaHa
Main Hon ASIF ZARDARI!
Main Hon ASIF ZARDARI!
Pehle Biwi Maari
Ab Awaam Ki Hai Bari
g chahta hai k
chori krun
daka daloon
rishwat kahon
zulam krum
phir jail jaon
or sadar-e- pakistan ban jaon
chori krun
daka daloon
rishwat kahon
zulam krum
phir jail jaon
or sadar-e- pakistan ban jaon
"Ye mulk hamare buzrugo ne bari
Qurbani de k hasil kya he or me
yahan isi lye aya hun ta'ake us
Qurbani ka gosht kha sakun."
(JANAB ASIF ZARDARI.)
Qurbani de k hasil kya he or me
yahan isi lye aya hun ta'ake us
Qurbani ka gosht kha sakun."
(JANAB ASIF ZARDARI.)