SANTA AND BANTA

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  1. fairy

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    SANTA and Banta doing what they do best!

    Santa: I have swallowed a key.
    Doctor: When?
    Santa: 3 months back!
    Doctor: What were you doing till now?
    Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too



    Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
    Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.


    A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
    Santa doesn?t turns up for 4 days.
    Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.


    Two days of power cuts in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators!


     
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    {}{456{}{456{}{456{(ahy9)}{()|dddd Nice post
     
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    lolzzzzzzz
     

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