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Q. What did the glue say to the teacher?
A. "I'm stuck on you."


Q. What do get when you cross one principal with another principal?
A. I wouldn't do it, principals don't like to be crossed!

Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?
A. Because his keys were on the piano. {(laugh)}

Q. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A. Pick them up and roll them back to her!

Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.​
 
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Q. What did the ghost teacher say to his class?
A. "Look at the board and I'll go through it again!"

Q. Why did the students study in the aeroplane?
A. Because they wanted higher grades.

Q. Why doesn't the sun go to college?
A. Because it has a million degrees!​
 
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lolzzzzz nr.....
ans pardh k hi to hansi aati hai {(laugh)}

next tym u k lye ans chour dungi :p
 
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