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ASLAMO ALAIKUM

aj mai ap sey aik bohot hi funny waqia share kr rhi hon....pta nhi apko funny lgta k nahi pr us waqt meri hansi control hi nhi hui jab mai ye sara manzir daikh rhi thi hua kuch aisa...

k mai kisi friend ki shadi pr gai wahan dressing room pr mai apna makeup theek kr rhi k mujhey bahir sey english mai baat cheet krney ki awaaz ai....mai n socha daikho ye kon itni patter patter english bol rha.....

bahir daikha tou aik aurrat apney 7 sal k baitey ko dant rhi....


why you make ur cloths dirty
why u eating choclate
why u dont clean ur hand
why u dont wearing shoes
why u put the choclate in ur shirt


k achanak bacha pareshani sey apni ami ki treaf daikh kr bolla

ammi menu pookh lgi aa menu choul pa key dey..........(hgj)


bachey ki bat sun kr meri hunsi control hi na hui ...k ye aurrat bachey sey aisey english bol rhi k jaisey wo angraiz ho....bachey pr mujhko bohot taras aya ....aur wo aurrat mujhko hansta daikh jaldi sey wahan sey chali gai........[DOUBLEPOST=1341328885][/DOUBLEPOST]hoorain
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Meri khud ki hansi nahi ruk rahi


Waisy ma nay be yeah akser dhaikah hy jo log apnay mulk sy baher rehty hy apny bacho ku sirf english ma baat kerny ki naseehat kertay hy ha la ager wo theek say bahcy ku urdu he sikh day tu wo be kaafi hy

any way ma nay khbai be aisi kosish nahi k Ahmed per xoor dalo k beta english ma baat karo
 
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star24 said:
ASLAMO ALAIKUM

aj mai ap sey aik bohot hi funny waqia share kr rhi hon....pta nhi apko funny lgta k nahi pr us waqt meri hansi control hi nhi hui jab mai ye sara manzir daikh rhi thi hua kuch aisa...

k mai kisi friend ki shadi pr gai wahan dressing room pr mai apna makeup theek kr rhi k mujhey bahir sey english mai baat cheet krney ki awaaz ai....mai n socha daikho ye kon itni patter patter english bol rha.....

bahir daikha tou aik aurrat apney 7 sal k baitey ko dant rhi....


why you make ur cloths dirty
why u eating choclate
why u dont clean ur hand
why u dont wearing shoes
why u put the choclate in ur shirt


k achanak bacha pareshani sey apni ami ki treaf daikh kr bolla

ammi menu pookh lgi aa menu choul pa key dey..........(hgj)


bachey ki bat sun kr meri hunsi control hi na hui ...k ye aurrat bachey sey aisey english bol rhi k jaisey wo angraiz ho....bachey pr mujhko bohot taras aya ....aur wo aurrat mujhko hansta daikh jaldi sey wahan sey chali gai........
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walikum salam

lolz aj kal pak main ye bohat trend nikaal aya ha k parents ban ban k english may batain karte hain.. specially mothers.. halnkay inhe chaiye pehle dhang se Urdu to seekha dein phir english ki taraf jayein..
 
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Meri khud ki hansi nahi ruk rahi


Waisy ma nay be yeah akser dhaikah hy jo log apnay mulk sy baher rehty hy apny bacho ku sirf english ma baat kerny ki naseehat kertay hy ha la ager wo theek say bahcy ku urdu he sikh day tu wo be kaafi hy

any way ma nay khbai be aisi kosish nahi k Ahmed per xoor dalo k beta english ma baat karo
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apka tou sun kr ye haal hai mujhey tou bachey ki shakal nhi bholti k jis trha hairani sey wo apni ammi ko daikh rha tha....kyon k us becharey ko kuch samjh nhi a rhi thi k uski ami usko kya keh rhi hai,,,tou becharey n jab punjabi boli tou wo kafi sharminda ho gai thi aur apney baitey ka bazu zor sey paker kr lai gai(hgj)

kam az kam urdu mai dant laiti wo....pta nhi yahan aisey hi loug hai....apna culture bhol jatey hai...
 
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walikum salam

lolz aj kal pak main ye bohat trend nikaal aya ha k parents ban ban k english may batain karte hain.. specially mothers.. halnkay inhe chaiye pehle dhang se Urdu to seekha dein phir english ki taraf jayein..
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pta nhi urdu mai kya khrabi lgti hai.....

humari jitney jananey waley hai sab aisi hi english bolti apney bachon k sath....{(moc)}
 
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star24 said:
apka tou sun kr ye haal hai mujhey tou bachey ki shakal nhi bholti k jis trha hairani sey wo apni ammi ko daikh rha tha....kyon k us becharey ko kuch samjh nhi a rhi thi k uski ami usko kya keh rhi hai,,,tou becharey n jab punjabi boli tou wo kafi sharminda ho gai thi aur apney baitey ka bazu zor sey paker kr lai gai(hgj)

kam az kam urdu mai dant laiti wo....pta nhi yahan aisey hi loug hai....apna culture bhol jatey hai...
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aisy he loug yaha per hy, app tension na liya karo bul k mazeed hansa karo aur enjoy kiya karo
 
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aisy he loug yaha per hy, app tension na liya karo bul k mazeed hansa karo aur enjoy kiya karo
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humm tou bra enjoy krtey hai humarey irdh girdh bohot sey jokes hai.....aur yahan ka tou mahol hi bara khrab hai.....(hgj).....isi liye hum kisi k ghar zyada nai jatey.....:)

apki city bari hai na shayed thora change ho.....
 
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star24 said:
humm tou bra enjoy krtey hai humarey irdh girdh bohot sey jokes hai.....aur yahan ka tou mahol hi bara khrab hai.....(hgj).....isi liye hum kisi k ghar zyada nai jatey.....:)

apki city bari hai na shayed thora change ho.....
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Makkah City itna bara nahi sis but crowded bohat hy is liye k yaha sara saal he hujjaj k ana jana laga rehta hy aur apnay pss itna time he nahi kisi ku milny k liye is liye xiad waqt office ma ayr baqi k gher ma yeah biwi bacho ki khidmat ma nazar ho jata hy :))[DOUBLEPOST=1341330012][/DOUBLEPOST]
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pta aik bar kya hua(hgj)
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ji fermaye[DOUBLEPOST=1341330050][/DOUBLEPOST]Waisy app k mamau meri tarah pakki punjabi misalay daity hy :))
 
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aaaaaa ap soch rhey hongey k merey pass inney sarey waqiat kider sey atey hai(hgj)[DOUBLEPOST=1341330120][/DOUBLEPOST]mai aik new thread bnati hon wahan btati hon waqia(hgj)
 
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jaisy he is sentence per meri nazar jati hy yeah khayal atta hy tumeri hansi nahi rukti

"ammi menu pookh lgi aa menu choul pa key dey..........(hgj)"

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really mein star app bilkul sahi hasssi................mery deda kehty hain fari ki hassi to rasty mein ho pari hoti hai....hehehhe.........
waqie bechara baccha .....banda pochy os aurat sey agar english nahi ati to mat bolo....ye ajj kal trend ho gaya hai ajeeb sa......
 
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Hans_Mukh said:
jaisy he is sentence per meri nazar jati hy yeah khayal atta hy tumeri hansi nahi rukti

"ammi menu pookh lgi aa menu choul pa key dey..........(hgj)"

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han kyon k mujhey bilkul bhi andaza nhi tha k wo aisey boley ga merey liye normal tha k bacha sorry boley ga ...........pr jab wo bola aur mai n thori dair gore kia k ye hua kya hai{(laugh)}
 
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trend is liye perwan cher raha hy q k hum apnay forefather ku chore ker european tahzeeb ku bharawa day rahay hy aur apni culture say door hoyty ja raha hy

Allah is Qoum per Reham fermaye (Ameen)[DOUBLEPOST=1341330508][/DOUBLEPOST]
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han kyon k mujhey bilkul bhi andaza nhi tha k wo aisey boley ga merey liye normal tha k bacha sorry boley ga ...........pr jab wo bola aur mai n thori dair gore kia k ye hua kya hai{(laugh)}
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hona kiya tha yeah howa k app ki sari umeedo per bachy nay paani phair diya aur jhut say bol para yeh

" ammi menu pookh lgi aa menu choul pa key dey..........(hgj)


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Hans_Mukh said:
trend is liye perwan cher raha hy q k hum apnay forefather ku chore ker european tahzeeb ku bharawa day rahay hy aur apni culture say door hoyty ja raha hy

Allah is Qoum per Reham fermaye (Ameen)[DOUBLEPOST=1341330508][/DOUBLEPOST]


hona kiya tha yeah howa k app ki sari umeedo per bachy nay paani phair diya aur jhut say bol para yeh

" ammi menu pookh lgi aa menu choul pa key dey..........(hgj)


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apko bari hansi a rhi kahin wo bacha aap tou nhi they{(laugh)}
 
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ma be ho sakta tha

bcoz i lke Punjabi and hate eng

but abhi tuk mind ma yehi baat ghoom rahi hy

boly tu kiya

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