Read and enjoy ( Sardar)

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  1. Darshi

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    Read and enjoy


    Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
    Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
    Sardar thinks "how poetic"
    Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".
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    Sardar at bar in New York.
    Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
    Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
    Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
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    Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
    Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??
    how much is DRIVING salary...?
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    Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at
    night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light
    is not needed!!!
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    2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
    other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
    YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...
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    Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage
    and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post
    office....
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    Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and
    says, "chal", it walks.
    He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
    He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion......
    ....... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"
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    A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"
    Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
    (if you don't know what tamil therima means, it means " Do you know Tamil"
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    2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
    Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
    Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
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    A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
    Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
    Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......
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    A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the
    exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father
    in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
    SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE
    FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
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    Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
    Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
    Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
    Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....
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    Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?
    Sardar : liquid state.....
    Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS.......
     
  2. candy

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    hahahah they all very funny :)
     
  3. Dark

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    hehehehahahahoho
     
  4. tittli

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    {}{678u{}{678u{}{678u Very nice........
     
  5. muddasirjackson

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    Wah ji Wah, tusi great ho yaarr
     
  6. Pari

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    lolz... i like the PHD 1 hehehe.... gr8 goin lolz
     
  7. INNOCENT GIRL

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    very nice.
     
  8. nrbhayo

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    haha lolzzz
     

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