Puraney Jokes Naya Andaz Masti K Fundey With Friends :p Hehe Sorry To All

[kingnomi]

Masti k fundey with friends ​

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Dosto

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bohat bara panga lera hoon iss umeed per k app bura maney wali machine ko thori dair k liye switch off ker k sirf enjoy kerney wali machine ko plug-in kardeingay ​

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To shirooo karein ​

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Aap Loug Bhi Isi Thread Mien Kuch Apnay Edited Joke Post Karain And Hansain Aur Hansaayein ​

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chiragh Bhai k Bachat k tareeqy ​

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@S_chiragh Bhai ney bachon se kaha, jo raat ka khana nahi khaye ga main us ko 1 rupiya dun gi. sab bache 1 rope ki khatir bhoke so gaye. Subha nashte ke waqt Chiragh ne sab ko aik aik ropya diya or phir bolien, nashta usi ko mile ga jo aik rupiya wapis kare ga. ​

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bhikari ne @Star24 se kaha. mujhe kuch khane ko mil sakta hay?​

kal ka salan kha lo gey? star ne poucha.​

bhikari bola, jee han koi harj nahi. ​

Star ne kaha, acha to phir kal aa jana LOL {)^}) ​

********​

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GF: If I die what will u do? ​

​

Dawn : Main paagal ho jaun ga!

​

​

GF: Will u make another girl friend after I die?​

...​

@Dawn : Pagal

tu kuch bhi kar sakta hai

​

*******​

​

. Jinn : Kya huqum hai mere Aaqa ? ​

@Fahadd : Mere account me jaldi se 10 crore Rs aur katrina se shaadi 10 sec me karwa do. ​

Jinn: Aaaqa, hukum karo...bakwaas mat karo !!!

​

*******​

​

Teacher: .. Choco wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrat nahi piyo gay, ​

@ChoCo : nahi peyon ga​

Teacher: girls ka picha nahi karo gay​

Choco : nahi karonga​

Teacher: girls say friend ship nahi karogay

Choco : nahi karonga​

Teacher: or watan pe zindagi qurban karogay

Choco : Kar donga ,aisi zindagi ka or karna bhi kya hai................

​

*******​

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*******​

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Once @Mahen got sick and she went to the doctor​

On her 02nd visit to doctor…​

​

Dr: ab kaisi tabiyat hai​

mahen : abhi theek nahi hoi doc {(nooo)} ​

Dr: acha dawa peeli thi ​

Mahen : nahi dawa to laal thi… inocent pan ​

Dr: no no I mean dawa khali thi J​

Mahen: nahi dr sahib dawa to bhari hoi thi{(crazy}) ​

Dr: kia dawa leli thi ​

​

Mahen : jee medical store sey leli thi{(la24)} ​

Dr: ufffffff listen Mahen maney jo dawa likh ker di thi jo u ney medical store sey leli thi or khali bhi nahi thi or peeli bhi nahi thi wo dawa tumney istemal ki thi kiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa??? ​

Mahen : … nahi uss per likha tha tamam dawaien bacho ki pohanch sey door rukhien or mae to abhi…… ​

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Dr fainted \m/​

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*******​

ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS:​

FRENCH: I Think, I don't Smoke (KILLED)​

AMERICAN: I Think, I Love Taliban.(KILLED)​

@Nelly : I Think (KILLED) LOL .... ​

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​

@Ally "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoye Pakra Gaya.​

​

Logon Ne Bohat Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?b-( ​

​

@Ally ko Kuch Samajh Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi "​

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Baaki Jo Reh Gaye Woh Khush Mat Hon Kal Ka Wait Karain ​

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[kingnomi]

@hoorain , @Ally , @S_ChiragH , @ShyPrincess , @FallenAngeL , @*Muskaan* , @*Muslim* , @Sabah ,[DOUBLEPOST=1355623760][/DOUBLEPOST]@hoorain @Star24 @ShyPrincess @Don @Nelly @ChoCo @SUBHAANA @Atif-adi[DOUBLEPOST=1355623785][/DOUBLEPOST]@F-iceage @Qawareer @whiteros @Ally @Anokhi_Laadli @*SHOAIB* @~Unknown~ @*Muskaan* @Sabah @RedRose64[DOUBLEPOST=1355625229][/DOUBLEPOST]

@Rubi
@Don ,
@F-iceage
@*Muslim*​

@Naughty Cat

@penzee
@zoonia
@Aunty_Nasreen
@Sky Queen

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[DOUBLEPOST=1355625307][/DOUBLEPOST]@shizz
@Shizuka
@H!N@
@SUBHAANA
@~Bella~
@Hoor
@SUBHAANA
@*Muskaan*
@Tooba Khan
@H0neyd0ll

 

[ShyPrincess]

Masti k fundey with friends ​

​

Dosto

​

​

​

bohat bara panga lera hoon iss umeed per k app bura maney wali machine ko thori dair k liye switch off ker k sirf enjoy kerney wali machine ko plug-in kardeingay ​

​

To shirooo karein ​

​

​

​

​

​

Aap Loug Bhi Isi Thread Mien Kuch Apnay Edited Joke Post Karain And Hansain Aur Hansaayein ​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

chiragh Bhai k Bachat k tareeqy ​

​

@S_chiragh Bhai ney bachon se kaha, jo raat ka khana nahi khaye ga main us ko 1 rupiya dun gi. sab bache 1 rope ki khatir bhoke so gaye. Subha nashte ke waqt Chiragh ne sab ko aik aik ropya diya or phir bolien, nashta usi ko mile ga jo aik rupiya wapis kare ga. ​

********​

​

bhikari ne @Star24 se kaha. mujhe kuch khane ko mil sakta hay?​

kal ka salan kha lo gey? star ne poucha.​

bhikari bola, jee han koi harj nahi. ​

Star ne kaha, acha to phir kal aa jana LOL {)^}) ​

********​

​

GF: If I die what will u do? ​

​

Dawn : Main paagal ho jaun ga!

​

​

GF: Will u make another girl friend after I die?​

...​

@Dawn : Pagal

tu kuch bhi kar sakta hai

​

*******​

​

. Jinn : Kya huqum hai mere Aaqa ? ​

@Fahadd : Mere account me jaldi se 10 crore Rs aur katrina se shaadi 10 sec me karwa do. ​

Jinn: Aaaqa, hukum karo...bakwaas mat karo !!!

​

*******​

​

Teacher: .. Choco wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrat nahi piyo gay, ​

@ChoCo : nahi peyon ga​

Teacher: girls ka picha nahi karo gay​

Choco : nahi karonga​

Teacher: girls say friend ship nahi karogay

Choco : nahi karonga​

Teacher: or watan pe zindagi qurban karogay

Choco : Kar donga ,aisi zindagi ka or karna bhi kya hai................

​

*******​

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​

​

A beautiful women was kissing a lion inside a cage in a circus ​

Ring Master: Can any one do this.? ​

@*SHOAIB* : Main aata hu Magar pehle sher ko bahar nekalo. ​

*******​

​

Once @Mahen got sick and she went to the doctor​

On her 02nd visit to doctor…​

​

Dr: ab kaisi tabiyat hai​

mahen : abhi theek nahi hoi doc {(nooo)} ​

Dr: acha dawa peeli thi ​

Mahen : nahi dawa to laal thi… inocent pan ​

Dr: no no I mean dawa khali thi J​

Mahen: nahi dr sahib dawa to bhari hoi thi{(crazy}) ​

Dr: kia dawa leli thi ​

​

Mahen : jee medical store sey leli thi{(la24)} ​

Dr: ufffffff listen Mahen maney jo dawa likh ker di thi jo u ney medical store sey leli thi or khali bhi nahi thi or peeli bhi nahi thi wo dawa tumney istemal ki thi kiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa??? ​

Mahen : … nahi uss per likha tha tamam dawaien bacho ki pohanch sey door rukhien or mae to abhi…… ​

​

Dr fainted \m/​

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​

​

​

​

*******​

ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS:​

FRENCH: I Think, I don't Smoke (KILLED)​

AMERICAN: I Think, I Love Taliban.(KILLED)​

@Nelly : I Think (KILLED) LOL .... ​

​

​

​

@Ally "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoye Pakra Gaya.​

​

Logon Ne Bohat Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?b-( ​

​

@Ally ko Kuch Samajh Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi "​

​

​

@ShyPrincess BENCH PER​

BETHI​

THI..​

.​

EK FAKEER AYA AUR​

BOLA​

.​

.​

FAKEER... HI​

DARLING..kaisi​

​

ho..sorry der ho gyi ..​

.​

.​

Shy (GUSSE M)...​

Damag sahi​

hai Teraaa???????????​

.​

.​

Fakeer..to mere bed per​

kya​

kar ri hai???​

.​

.Shy Princess shocked... Fakeer​

rocked.. ​

​

​

Baaki Jo Reh Gaye Woh Khush Mat Hon Kal Ka Wait Karain ​

​

​

​

hufff yeh kasie edited jokessss hain
@S_ChiragH @Star24 @Dawn @Fahadd @ChoCo @*SHOAIB* @Nelly k zyadah achay hain

aur last but not least maheeeeen win ker gayiiii ..bht truee hai 100% @Mahen aise hi pakati hogi dr ko

 

[Mahen]

hufff yeh kasie edited jokessss hain
@S_ChiragH @Star24 @Dawn @Fahadd @ChoCo @*SHOAIB* @Nelly k zyadah achay hain

aur last but not least maheeeeen win ker gayiiii ..bht truee hai 100% @Mahen aise hi pakati hogi dr ko

lol tumy kasie pata chala mein jb bhi jati hw Doctor's ka asy hi srr kahti hw unn ka but wohh gusa nhi krtye
btw nice thread bhiya

 

[SHB_Bhaiya]

Masti k fundey with friends ​

​

Dosto

​

​

​

bohat bara panga lera hoon iss umeed per k app bura maney wali machine ko thori dair k liye switch off ker k sirf enjoy kerney wali machine ko plug-in kardeingay ​

​

To shirooo karein ​

​

​

​

​

​

Aap Loug Bhi Isi Thread Mien Kuch Apnay Edited Joke Post Karain And Hansain Aur Hansaayein ​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

chiragh Bhai k Bachat k tareeqy ​

​

@S_chiragh Bhai ney bachon se kaha, jo raat ka khana nahi khaye ga main us ko 1 rupiya dun gi. sab bache 1 rope ki khatir bhoke so gaye. Subha nashte ke waqt Chiragh ne sab ko aik aik ropya diya or phir bolien, nashta usi ko mile ga jo aik rupiya wapis kare ga. ​

********​

​

bhikari ne @Star24 se kaha. mujhe kuch khane ko mil sakta hay?​

kal ka salan kha lo gey? star ne poucha.​

bhikari bola, jee han koi harj nahi. ​

Star ne kaha, acha to phir kal aa jana LOL {)^}) ​

********​

​

GF: If I die what will u do? ​

​

Dawn : Main paagal ho jaun ga!

​

​

GF: Will u make another girl friend after I die?​

...​

@Dawn : Pagal

tu kuch bhi kar sakta hai

​

*******​

​

. Jinn : Kya huqum hai mere Aaqa ? ​

@Fahadd : Mere account me jaldi se 10 crore Rs aur katrina se shaadi 10 sec me karwa do. ​

Jinn: Aaaqa, hukum karo...bakwaas mat karo !!!

​

*******​

​

Teacher: .. Choco wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrat nahi piyo gay, ​

@ChoCo : nahi peyon ga​

Teacher: girls ka picha nahi karo gay​

Choco : nahi karonga​

Teacher: girls say friend ship nahi karogay

Choco : nahi karonga​

Teacher: or watan pe zindagi qurban karogay

Choco : Kar donga ,aisi zindagi ka or karna bhi kya hai................

​

*******​

​

​

​

A beautiful women was kissing a lion inside a cage in a circus ​

Ring Master: Can any one do this.? ​

@*SHOAIB* : Main aata hu Magar pehle sher ko bahar nekalo. ​

*******​

​

Once @Mahen got sick and she went to the doctor​

On her 02nd visit to doctor…​

​

Dr: ab kaisi tabiyat hai​

mahen : abhi theek nahi hoi doc {(nooo)} ​

Dr: acha dawa peeli thi ​

Mahen : nahi dawa to laal thi… inocent pan ​

Dr: no no I mean dawa khali thi J​

Mahen: nahi dr sahib dawa to bhari hoi thi{(crazy}) ​

Dr: kia dawa leli thi ​

​

Mahen : jee medical store sey leli thi{(la24)} ​

Dr: ufffffff listen Mahen maney jo dawa likh ker di thi jo u ney medical store sey leli thi or khali bhi nahi thi or peeli bhi nahi thi wo dawa tumney istemal ki thi kiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa??? ​

Mahen : … nahi uss per likha tha tamam dawaien bacho ki pohanch sey door rukhien or mae to abhi…… ​

​

Dr fainted \m/​

​

​

​

​

​

*******​

ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS:​

FRENCH: I Think, I don't Smoke (KILLED)​

AMERICAN: I Think, I Love Taliban.(KILLED)​

@Nelly : I Think (KILLED) LOL .... ​

​

​

​

@Ally "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoye Pakra Gaya.​

​

Logon Ne Bohat Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?b-( ​

​

@Ally ko Kuch Samajh Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi "​

​

​

@ShyPrincess BENCH PER​

BETHI​

THI..​

.​

EK FAKEER AYA AUR​

BOLA​

.​

.​

FAKEER... HI​

DARLING..kaisi​

​

ho..sorry der ho gyi ..​

.​

.​

Shy (GUSSE M)...​

Damag sahi​

hai Teraaa???????????​

.​

.​

Fakeer..to mere bed per​

kya​

kar ri hai???​

.​

.Shy Princess shocked... Fakeer​

rocked.. ​

​

​

Baaki Jo Reh Gaye Woh Khush Mat Hon Kal Ka Wait Karain ​

​

​

​

mera joke to shooro hotey he khatam ho gaya

by the way nice joke.....[DOUBLEPOST=1355636764][/DOUBLEPOST]

lol tumy kasie pata chala mein jb bhi jati hw Doctor's ka asy hi srr kahti hw unn ka but wohh gusa nhi krtye
btw nice thread bhiya

yeah to understood tum ho he boooooooooooooooooooooohat bari pakaooooooooooooo

 

[Mahen]

mera joke to shooro hotey he khatam ho gaya

by the way nice joke.....[DOUBLEPOST=1355636764][/DOUBLEPOST]

yeah to understood tum ho he boooooooooooooooooooooohat bari pakaooooooooooooo

many kisy pakya bs mein tang krti hw bhot bht maza ata hai

 

[HuriYa]

hahahahaha......! bohat mazay ke hain sab.

 

[zehar]

Masti k fundey with friends ​

​

Dosto

​

​

​

bohat bara panga lera hoon iss umeed per k app bura maney wali machine ko thori dair k liye switch off ker k sirf enjoy kerney wali machine ko plug-in kardeingay ​

​

To shirooo karein ​

​

​

​

​

​

Aap Loug Bhi Isi Thread Mien Kuch Apnay Edited Joke Post Karain And Hansain Aur Hansaayein ​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

chiragh Bhai k Bachat k tareeqy ​

​

@S_chiragh Bhai ney bachon se kaha, jo raat ka khana nahi khaye ga main us ko 1 rupiya dun gi. sab bache 1 rope ki khatir bhoke so gaye. Subha nashte ke waqt Chiragh ne sab ko aik aik ropya diya or phir bolien, nashta usi ko mile ga jo aik rupiya wapis kare ga. ​

********​

​

bhikari ne @Star24 se kaha. mujhe kuch khane ko mil sakta hay?​

kal ka salan kha lo gey? star ne poucha.​

bhikari bola, jee han koi harj nahi. ​

Star ne kaha, acha to phir kal aa jana LOL {)^}) ​

********​

​

GF: If I die what will u do? ​

​

Dawn : Main paagal ho jaun ga!

​

​

GF: Will u make another girl friend after I die?​

...​

@Dawn : Pagal

tu kuch bhi kar sakta hai

​

*******​

​

. Jinn : Kya huqum hai mere Aaqa ? ​

@Fahadd : Mere account me jaldi se 10 crore Rs aur katrina se shaadi 10 sec me karwa do. ​

Jinn: Aaaqa, hukum karo...bakwaas mat karo !!!

​

*******​

​

Teacher: .. Choco wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrat nahi piyo gay, ​

@ChoCo : nahi peyon ga​

Teacher: girls ka picha nahi karo gay​

Choco : nahi karonga​

Teacher: girls say friend ship nahi karogay

Choco : nahi karonga​

Teacher: or watan pe zindagi qurban karogay

Choco : Kar donga ,aisi zindagi ka or karna bhi kya hai................

​

*******​

​

​

​

A beautiful women was kissing a lion inside a cage in a circus ​

Ring Master: Can any one do this.? ​

@*SHOAIB* : Main aata hu Magar pehle sher ko bahar nekalo. ​

*******​

​

Once @Mahen got sick and she went to the doctor​

On her 02nd visit to doctor…​

​

Dr: ab kaisi tabiyat hai​

mahen : abhi theek nahi hoi doc {(nooo)} ​

Dr: acha dawa peeli thi ​

Mahen : nahi dawa to laal thi… inocent pan ​

Dr: no no I mean dawa khali thi J​

Mahen: nahi dr sahib dawa to bhari hoi thi{(crazy}) ​

Dr: kia dawa leli thi ​

​

Mahen : jee medical store sey leli thi{(la24)} ​

Dr: ufffffff listen Mahen maney jo dawa likh ker di thi jo u ney medical store sey leli thi or khali bhi nahi thi or peeli bhi nahi thi wo dawa tumney istemal ki thi kiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa??? ​

Mahen : … nahi uss per likha tha tamam dawaien bacho ki pohanch sey door rukhien or mae to abhi…… ​

​

Dr fainted \m/​

​

​

​

​

​

*******​

ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS:​

FRENCH: I Think, I don't Smoke (KILLED)​

AMERICAN: I Think, I Love Taliban.(KILLED)​

@Nelly : I Think (KILLED) LOL .... ​

​

​

​

@Ally "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoye Pakra Gaya.​

​

Logon Ne Bohat Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?b-( ​

​

@Ally ko Kuch Samajh Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi "​

​

​

@ShyPrincess BENCH PER​

BETHI​

THI..​

.​

EK FAKEER AYA AUR​

BOLA​

.​

.​

FAKEER... HI​

DARLING..kaisi​

​

ho..sorry der ho gyi ..​

.​

.​

Shy (GUSSE M)...​

Damag sahi​

hai Teraaa???????????​

.​

.​

Fakeer..to mere bed per​

kya​

kar ri hai???​

.​

.Shy Princess shocked... Fakeer​

rocked.. ​

​

​

Baaki Jo Reh Gaye Woh Khush Mat Hon Kal Ka Wait Karain ​

​

​

​

hahahaha bohot maza ayya... @Mahen @Ally @ChoCo hahaha kitney mazey key joke hai ye tou sabki personality sey suit kr rha

 

[Mahen]

ap wala kam mazy ka ta kia

 

[ChoCo]

hahahahahahahah hehhehehe hehehehe
Aisi zindagi ka krna b kia hai

 

[Nelly]

Masti k fundey with friends ​

​

Dosto

​

​

​

bohat bara panga lera hoon iss umeed per k app bura maney wali machine ko thori dair k liye switch off ker k sirf enjoy kerney wali machine ko plug-in kardeingay ​

​

To shirooo karein ​

​

​

​

​

​

Aap Loug Bhi Isi Thread Mien Kuch Apnay Edited Joke Post Karain And Hansain Aur Hansaayein ​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

chiragh Bhai k Bachat k tareeqy ​

​

@S_chiragh Bhai ney bachon se kaha, jo raat ka khana nahi khaye ga main us ko 1 rupiya dun gi. sab bache 1 rope ki khatir bhoke so gaye. Subha nashte ke waqt Chiragh ne sab ko aik aik ropya diya or phir bolien, nashta usi ko mile ga jo aik rupiya wapis kare ga. ​

********​

​

bhikari ne @Star24 se kaha. mujhe kuch khane ko mil sakta hay?​

kal ka salan kha lo gey? star ne poucha.​

bhikari bola, jee han koi harj nahi. ​

Star ne kaha, acha to phir kal aa jana LOL {)^}) ​

********​

​

GF: If I die what will u do? ​

​

Dawn : Main paagal ho jaun ga!

​

​

GF: Will u make another girl friend after I die?​

...​

@Dawn : Pagal

tu kuch bhi kar sakta hai

​

*******​

​

. Jinn : Kya huqum hai mere Aaqa ? ​

@Fahadd : Mere account me jaldi se 10 crore Rs aur katrina se shaadi 10 sec me karwa do. ​

Jinn: Aaaqa, hukum karo...bakwaas mat karo !!!

​

*******​

​

Teacher: .. Choco wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrat nahi piyo gay, ​

@ChoCo : nahi peyon ga​

Teacher: girls ka picha nahi karo gay​

Choco : nahi karonga​

Teacher: girls say friend ship nahi karogay

Choco : nahi karonga​

Teacher: or watan pe zindagi qurban karogay

Choco : Kar donga ,aisi zindagi ka or karna bhi kya hai................

​

*******​

​

​

​

A beautiful women was kissing a lion inside a cage in a circus ​

Ring Master: Can any one do this.? ​

@*SHOAIB* : Main aata hu Magar pehle sher ko bahar nekalo. ​

*******​

​

Once @Mahen got sick and she went to the doctor​

On her 02nd visit to doctor…​

​

Dr: ab kaisi tabiyat hai​

mahen : abhi theek nahi hoi doc {(nooo)} ​

Dr: acha dawa peeli thi ​

Mahen : nahi dawa to laal thi… inocent pan ​

Dr: no no I mean dawa khali thi J​

Mahen: nahi dr sahib dawa to bhari hoi thi{(crazy}) ​

Dr: kia dawa leli thi ​

​

Mahen : jee medical store sey leli thi{(la24)} ​

Dr: ufffffff listen Mahen maney jo dawa likh ker di thi jo u ney medical store sey leli thi or khali bhi nahi thi or peeli bhi nahi thi wo dawa tumney istemal ki thi kiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa??? ​

Mahen : … nahi uss per likha tha tamam dawaien bacho ki pohanch sey door rukhien or mae to abhi…… ​

​

Dr fainted \m/​

​

​

​

​

​

*******​

ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS:​

FRENCH: I Think, I don't Smoke (KILLED)​

AMERICAN: I Think, I Love Taliban.(KILLED)​

@Nelly : I Think (KILLED) LOL .... ​

​

​

​

@Ally "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoye Pakra Gaya.​

​

Logon Ne Bohat Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?b-( ​

​

@Ally ko Kuch Samajh Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi "​

​

​

@ShyPrincess BENCH PER​

BETHI​

THI..​

.​

EK FAKEER AYA AUR​

BOLA​

.​

.​

FAKEER... HI​

DARLING..kaisi​

​

ho..sorry der ho gyi ..​

.​

.​

Shy (GUSSE M)...​

Damag sahi​

hai Teraaa???????????​

.​

.​

Fakeer..to mere bed per​

kya​

kar ri hai???​

.​

.Shy Princess shocked... Fakeer​

rocked.. ​

​

​

Baaki Jo Reh Gaye Woh Khush Mat Hon Kal Ka Wait Karain ​

​

​

​

walaikum assalam
LOL acche jokes banaye hain, especially Mahen ka doc wala, Ally ka bomb wala, Star sis aur Chiragh bro wale ziyada funnny the
accha main ek req karoongi k last wala joke aur jo shb pe banaya hai wo edit kar do plzzz, aur un k jagah koi aur sensible joke bana do

nice efforts main b jaldi kuch jokes share karoongi TM members pe

 

[Mahen]

han shy wala mujy bhi ajeeb sa lga ta pr SHB bro wala tou mazy ka ta

 

[Hoorain]

hahahaha awesomeeeee nomi bhayaaa
bohat zabardast @Mahen had hoti hay bhae

 

[Mahen]

hahahaha awesomeeeee nomi bhayaaa
bohat zabardast @Mahen had hoti hay bhae

many kia kiya masoom c bachi ny

 

[Hoorain]

many kia kiya masoom c bachi ny

kuch kiya hi to nhi mahen

 

[Fantasy]

Masti k fundey with friends ​

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bohat bara panga lera hoon iss umeed per k app bura maney wali machine ko thori dair k liye switch off ker k sirf enjoy kerney wali machine ko plug-in kardeingay ​

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To shirooo karein ​

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Aap Loug Bhi Isi Thread Mien Kuch Apnay Edited Joke Post Karain And Hansain Aur Hansaayein ​

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chiragh Bhai k Bachat k tareeqy ​

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@S_chiragh Bhai ney bachon se kaha, jo raat ka khana nahi khaye ga main us ko 1 rupiya dun gi. sab bache 1 rope ki khatir bhoke so gaye. Subha nashte ke waqt Chiragh ne sab ko aik aik ropya diya or phir bolien, nashta usi ko mile ga jo aik rupiya wapis kare ga. ​

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bhikari ne @Star24 se kaha. mujhe kuch khane ko mil sakta hay?​

kal ka salan kha lo gey? star ne poucha.​

bhikari bola, jee han koi harj nahi. ​

Star ne kaha, acha to phir kal aa jana LOL {)^}) ​

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GF: If I die what will u do? ​

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Dawn : Main paagal ho jaun ga!

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GF: Will u make another girl friend after I die?​

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@Dawn : Pagal

tu kuch bhi kar sakta hai

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. Jinn : Kya huqum hai mere Aaqa ? ​

@Fahadd : Mere account me jaldi se 10 crore Rs aur katrina se shaadi 10 sec me karwa do. ​

Jinn: Aaaqa, hukum karo...bakwaas mat karo !!!

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Teacher: .. Choco wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrat nahi piyo gay, ​

@ChoCo : nahi peyon ga​

Teacher: girls ka picha nahi karo gay​

Choco : nahi karonga​

Teacher: girls say friend ship nahi karogay

Choco : nahi karonga​

Teacher: or watan pe zindagi qurban karogay

Choco : Kar donga ,aisi zindagi ka or karna bhi kya hai................

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A beautiful women was kissing a lion inside a cage in a circus ​

Ring Master: Can any one do this.? ​

@*SHOAIB* : Main aata hu Magar pehle sher ko bahar nekalo. ​

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Once @Mahen got sick and she went to the doctor​

On her 02nd visit to doctor…​

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Dr: ab kaisi tabiyat hai​

mahen : abhi theek nahi hoi doc {(nooo)} ​

Dr: acha dawa peeli thi ​

Mahen : nahi dawa to laal thi… inocent pan ​

Dr: no no I mean dawa khali thi J​

Mahen: nahi dr sahib dawa to bhari hoi thi{(crazy}) ​

Dr: kia dawa leli thi ​

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Mahen : jee medical store sey leli thi{(la24)} ​

Dr: ufffffff listen Mahen maney jo dawa likh ker di thi jo u ney medical store sey leli thi or khali bhi nahi thi or peeli bhi nahi thi wo dawa tumney istemal ki thi kiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa??? ​

Mahen : … nahi uss per likha tha tamam dawaien bacho ki pohanch sey door rukhien or mae to abhi…… ​

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Dr fainted \m/​

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ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS:​

FRENCH: I Think, I don't Smoke (KILLED)​

AMERICAN: I Think, I Love Taliban.(KILLED)​

@Nelly : I Think (KILLED) LOL .... ​

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@Ally "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoye Pakra Gaya.​

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Logon Ne Bohat Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?b-( ​

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@Ally ko Kuch Samajh Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi "​

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@ShyPrincess BENCH PER​

BETHI​

THI..​

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EK FAKEER AYA AUR​

BOLA​

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FAKEER... HI​

DARLING..kaisi​

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ho..sorry der ho gyi ..​

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Shy (GUSSE M)...​

Damag sahi​

hai Teraaa???????????​

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Fakeer..to mere bed per​

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kar ri hai???​

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.Shy Princess shocked... Fakeer​

rocked.. ​

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Baaki Jo Reh Gaye Woh Khush Mat Hon Kal Ka Wait Karain ​

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[Mahen]

kuch kiya hi to nhi mahen

wohh tou Dr. hi pagal ta asa {(crazy})

mera kia kasoor [DOUBLEPOST=1355663276][/DOUBLEPOST]

ohhhhhhhh cato itni khushi hoie

 

[Hoorain]

wohh tou Dr. hi pagal ta asa {(crazy})

mera kia kasoor [DOUBLEPOST=1355663276][/DOUBLEPOST]
ohhhhhhhh cato itni khushi hoie

hahahaha g gbeshak

 

[Fantasy]

wohh tou Dr. hi pagal ta asa {(crazy})

mera kia kasoor [DOUBLEPOST=1355663276][/DOUBLEPOST]
ohhhhhhhh cato itni khushi hoie

out of control yara smjha kero na

 

[Mahen]

out of control yara smjha kero na

itnii kushi kis py aii zadha