Nuclear Power

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  1. umarzai

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    A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

    The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?"

    Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?"

    "OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

    The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

    To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
     
  2. anmol

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    {}{678u{(moc)}
     
  3. Mariya

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    Wah.. Bht AaLa...{(goodpost)}
     
  4. sweet-girl

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    very :{(*good
     
  5. nrbhayo

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    lolzzzz nice jee
     

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