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  1. unique-style

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    1)Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi
    but goes directly to Tendulkar.
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    why ?? why ??
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    Because, Tendulkar is an opener.


    2)Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
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    Socho socho
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    aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

    3)What will! u call a person who is leaving India??

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    Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

    4)Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam
    Kya tha................................... ...
    Socho yar ....its very easy
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    Answer: adidas

    5)Luv and Kush were going to a village & in between
    comes a well. Luv fells into the well. Why ?
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    Because Luv is blind!!!!!

    6)Now Kush also jumps inside. Why?
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    OK lot's of head scratching done.
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    Answer is... Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
    Want one more...

    7) Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?..
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    nahi pata..??
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    Answer: D'Cold
    "chain ki saans - D'cold"




    8)Ek aur.....
    Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol
    chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon??

    arey yeh to batao ....
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    think harder...
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    Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha,
    ha..kitna asan tha .....kya yaar...tum bi na


    9)Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain tumhe .....
    kamal,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the..
    bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata
    hai why???
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    Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!

    aur chhaiye kya?
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    yeh lo...

    10)Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono bus stop pe khade
    the...bus aai aur Kadar Khan chad jata hai per Shakti
    Kapoor nahin jata
    Qyo???
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    Qyonkieeeeeee ....
    Shakti Kapoor dusri bus ka wait Kar raha tha..............





    > >*Whats the opposite of Real??**
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    >>kya hua.... Confused??

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    >>jara ....Socho...yaar ???

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    >>opposite of real is 'Na-Real' . in English it is

    >>coconut

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    >>what is the vector form of sridevi???? JJJJ ???

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    >>(u must have studied vector algebra to know its

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    >>ANS : - TABU!!!!

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    >>confused???? why????

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    >> . sridevi did chandni and tabu did chandni bar!!!!!

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    >>What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants

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    >>Ring De Basanti :))

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    >>A dentist was examining a patient having a highly

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    >>....Because the patient had a bluetooth!!

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    >>*three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly **

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    >>singing the song -- AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.

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    >>Few mins later, all the three cockroaches

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    >>COZ the song is HIT......

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    >> ek aadmi ki 6 ungliyan(6 fingers) hoti hain... sab

    >> log use "Hanuman"

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    >> kar bulate hain... batao kyun???

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    >>ans:kyounki uska nam hanuman hai! JJ




    Teacher: Johny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
    brother's. Did u copy his?
    Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
     
  2. shadow

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  3. candy

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    ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
     
  4. bestkid

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    hahahahahaha
     
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    haha nice
     
  6. SUBHAANA

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    Nice sharing
     

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