Kuch Baatein @kavi Se As Roti

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Kavi said:
Mein roti hoon. Meri kahani Pakistan se bohat milti julti hae. Aek muddat se mujhey
khaya ja raha hae lekin mein aaj bhi apni jaga qaem-o-daem hoon. Insaan ke pet ka
dozakh bharna mera kaam hae. Mera janam zameen se huwa, wohi zameen jo aek
roz mujhey khaney walon ko bhi kha jaey gi. Beej se ley kar fasl, fasl se ley kar chakki,
aur chakki se ley kar tawey aur tandoor ke kathan maraahil tey karney ke baad mein
aap logon shikam mein utar jati hoon. Aur mujhey khaney ke baad aap is zameen pe
jo toofaan-e-bad'tameezi bipa kartey hein, us pe phir kabhi roshni daali jaey gi :)
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hilarious one .. superb
 
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shehr-e-tanhayi said:
yeh to khud ko bachanay wali baat kar rahay hain na aap.
phal dekho kitanay mehngay ho gay haiN waise bhi roti khanay ki aisi aadat hoti hai k uss kay baghair guzara nahi hota
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Aqal'mandi ka taqada to yehi hae ke mujhey kisi tarah choolhey ki nazar kar dia jaey,
is ke bina kaam nahi banney wala aap ka :D
 
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Kavi said:
mein to aek bejaan si cheez hon, mujhey gol banao ya chakor, ye sab to
aap ke haath mein hae, haan agar apni phoohar'pan ka zumedaar mujhey
banana hae to basad shaoq, mein ney kon sa aap ki shikaet kar deni haey
mom se :D
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hmmmmm....
lakin dekhiay k aik aap kay GOL na ban saknay se laRkiyoN ko SughaRh ki bajaey PhohaRh qaraar diya jata hai. yahan tak k ghar walay bhi kehtay haiN k aglay ghar jaao gi to kahen gay k maaN ne kiya sikha k bejha hai. yeh sab aap k GOL na ban-nay ki vaja se hota hai.
 
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wese ap ko knsa pet shoq se khata hai aur knsa bas apko dekh ky moun bnata hai ?
 
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Kavi said:
Aqal'mandi ka taqada to yehi hae ke mujhey kisi tarah choolhey ki nazar kar dia jaey,
is ke bina kaam nahi banney wala aap ka :D
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matlab k aap khud ko aag meiN jhonknay ka keh rahay haiN?
yeh to sarasar ghalat huva naa
 
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shehr-e-tanhayi said:
hmmmmm....
lakin dekhiay k aik aap kay GOL na ban saknay se laRkiyoN ko SughaRh ki bajaey PhohaRh qaraar diya jata hai. yahan tak k ghar walay bhi kehtay haiN k aglay ghar jaao gi to kahen gay k maaN ne kiya sikha k bejha hai. yeh sab aap k GOL na ban-nay ki vaja se hota hai.
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Wo to larki ka rang bhi gora na ho to use so so baatein sunni parti hein, halanke us mein
us bechari ka kya qasoor? Ye sawaal aap insanon ko mujh roti ki bajaey apney aap se
karney chahiye :)
 
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shehr-e-tanhayi said:
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TM Kay Piyaray Piyaray Bacho
ROTI humarai rozmara zindagi mein bahot ehmiyyat rakhti hai jis se kisi ko bhi inkaar nahi ho ga, albata un logoN ki zindagi mein shayed iss ki ehmiyat kuch kam ho jo chaawal zyada shouq se khatay haiN. Khair ChaawaloN ka zikar kisi aur waqat kay liay uTha rakhtay haiN aur is waqat roti ko thori si zehmat detay haiN.
TM k aik hounhar bachay iss waqat aa rahay haiN humaray sath... aur woh aik roti kay tor par aap k samnay paish ho rahay haiN balkay paish kiay ja rahay haiN.
Welcome Kijiay
@Kavi
as
ROTI
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Kiya HumeiN aap Se sawal karne ki ijazat hai?

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Bhai @Kavi urf roti... apni 3 4 photocopy kerwa ker ajao... nihaari pari thandi horae hey... agar @shehr-e-tanhayi ko b bhok lagi hey tu 2 in k liye b... jaldi ajao.. bht baaten kerli =))
 
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Kavi said:
Jo pet khali hota hae wo to shaoq se khata hae, aur jo pehley
se bhara hota haey to nakhrey dikhata hae :)
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acha to apko ye pta huga roti main ap kitni variation a chuki hai ...apko kis form main ana pasand hai paratha ,plane roti , makai ki roti etc etc ?
 
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Kavi said:
Wo to larki ka rang bhi gora na ho to use so so baatein sunni parti hein, halanke us mein
us bechari ka kya qasoor? Ye sawaal aap insanon ko mujh roti ki bajaey apney aap se
karney chahiye :)
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baat to theek hai.
lakin yahan shakl o soorat ki nahi HUNAR ki baat ho rahi hai to iss liay aap se sawal kiya.
lagta hai TAWA bhool gayi haiN aap. :)
 
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Aaidah said:
acha to apko ye pta huga roti main ap kitni variation a chuki hai ...apko kis form main ana pasand hai paratha ,plane roti , makai ki roti etc etc ?
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Mera kaam hae aap ki bhook mitana, mujhey aap jis roop mein dhalo ge,
mujhey us pe koi aetiraz nahi, bas aeteraz itna hae key mujhey khaney
ke baad us ka shukar ada nahi kartey ho jo mujhey aap ke paas bheijta hae
 
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So Mr. Roty

Aap ye Bataen , Plate me Hote jab To aapki kia feelings hoty?
Kia Ghareeb aur Ameer ki Plat pe Apko alag alag treatment milta ?
Being A Roty apkii koi khwahishh jo Dil me ho ? :-?

@Kavi
 
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