How a girl replies if Himesh proposes;
O huzoor, bhaad me jaaye tera suroor,
surat se hai tu khajoor,
bidi ki factory ka majdoor,
chal hoja door abey langoor!!!!
* * * * * *
Tabiyat theek nahi thi,
Tantrik ko dikhlaaya,
vo bola tumper BHOOT ka saaya hai,
jaaldi se kisi GHOR PAAPI ko SMS karo bilkul thik ho jaogee.
Saachi ab SMS ke baad achaa feel hone lagaa hai.
* * * * * *
Jatt Proposes to a Girl :
Kutta mar gaya razai vich…
Main paagal ho gaya teri judai vich…
Fernail te machar beh nai sakda
Te main tere bin reh nahi sakda!!
* * * * * *
Suno gaur se PEPSI walo,
Buri nazar na COKE pe dalo,
Chahe jitna DEW pila lo..
Sabse aage hoga Nimbu paani!!
Humne piyaaa hai………….tum bhi piyo!!!!
* * * * * *
Cycle chalate waqt handle ko dekho
Ladki patate waqt sandle ko dekho
* * * * * *
Kitni hasin ho tum, khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo
Aankhon mein kaajal lagana hi kaafi nahi…
plz gale mein nimbu-mirchi bhi latkaya karo
* * * * * *
Aati thi . . . Jaati thi
Hasti thi . . . Hasati thi
Dekhti thi . . . Muskurati thi
Bhagti thi . . . Bhagati thi
Ab pata chala… sali bevakuf banati thi
* * * * * *
Sapne dekho to use apna banalo,
Ya phir usme kho jao,
Dost banao to use apna banalo,
Ya usme kho jao,
Agar kuch bhi nahin to phir takiya lo aur so jao..............Gud Nite
* * * * * *
Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT: Ticket hai?
Sadhu: Nahin
TT: Chalo
Sadhu: Kahan?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha…. Jail mein
* * * * * *
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau
lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau
lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau
mumtaz mili boli taj mahal baNao
maine bola pehle aapne baap se paise toh lekar aao!!
* * * * * *
Sitaroon se aagy jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi muhabat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalaty mere dil ko,
University mein ladkiyaan aur bhi hein
* * * * * *
Khuda bachaye hume in haseeno se…
Nazneenon se
Dilnasheenon se
Jaannasheenon se
Par inhe kaun bachaye hum kameeno se!!!
* * * * * *
Santa : Yaar, main apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai… ki devan??
Banta : Gold ring de de
Santa : nai yaar, koi badi cheez das.
Banta : MRF da tyre de de
* * * * * *
Kaun kehta hai pyaar mein pakrey jayenge?
Kaun kehta hai pyaar mein pakrey jayege?
Waqt aane par bhai behen ban jayenge!!!
* * * * * *
EK LADKI THI DEEWANI SI.......................
EK SUBJECT PE WO MARTI THI.....................
BOOKS UTHAKAR, CHASHMA LAGAKAR..............
LIBRARY SE GUZARTI THI..........................
KUCHH PADNA THA SHAYAD USKO.............
JAANE KISSE DARTI THI.......................
JAB BHI MILTI THI MUJHSE,..................
MUJHSE POOCHHA KARTI THI..................
ENGG. KAISE HOTI HAI........................
YE ENGG. KAISE HOTI HAI.............................
AUR MEIN BAS ITNA KEH PATA THA....................
"KITABEN KHULI HON YA HON BAND
PADHAI LAST NIGHT HI HOTI HAI
KAISE KAHOON MAIN O YAARA YE
ENGG. AISE HI HOTI HAI......
O huzoor, bhaad me jaaye tera suroor,
surat se hai tu khajoor,
bidi ki factory ka majdoor,
chal hoja door abey langoor!!!!
* * * * * *
Tabiyat theek nahi thi,
Tantrik ko dikhlaaya,
vo bola tumper BHOOT ka saaya hai,
jaaldi se kisi GHOR PAAPI ko SMS karo bilkul thik ho jaogee.
Saachi ab SMS ke baad achaa feel hone lagaa hai.
* * * * * *
Jatt Proposes to a Girl :
Kutta mar gaya razai vich…
Main paagal ho gaya teri judai vich…
Fernail te machar beh nai sakda
Te main tere bin reh nahi sakda!!
* * * * * *
Suno gaur se PEPSI walo,
Buri nazar na COKE pe dalo,
Chahe jitna DEW pila lo..
Sabse aage hoga Nimbu paani!!
Humne piyaaa hai………….tum bhi piyo!!!!
* * * * * *
Cycle chalate waqt handle ko dekho
Ladki patate waqt sandle ko dekho
* * * * * *
Kitni hasin ho tum, khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo
Aankhon mein kaajal lagana hi kaafi nahi…
plz gale mein nimbu-mirchi bhi latkaya karo
* * * * * *
Aati thi . . . Jaati thi
Hasti thi . . . Hasati thi
Dekhti thi . . . Muskurati thi
Bhagti thi . . . Bhagati thi
Ab pata chala… sali bevakuf banati thi
* * * * * *
Sapne dekho to use apna banalo,
Ya phir usme kho jao,
Dost banao to use apna banalo,
Ya usme kho jao,
Agar kuch bhi nahin to phir takiya lo aur so jao..............Gud Nite
* * * * * *
Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT: Ticket hai?
Sadhu: Nahin
TT: Chalo
Sadhu: Kahan?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha…. Jail mein
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau
lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau
lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau
mumtaz mili boli taj mahal baNao
maine bola pehle aapne baap se paise toh lekar aao!!
* * * * * *
Sitaroon se aagy jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi muhabat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalaty mere dil ko,
University mein ladkiyaan aur bhi hein
* * * * * *
Khuda bachaye hume in haseeno se…
Nazneenon se
Dilnasheenon se
Jaannasheenon se
Par inhe kaun bachaye hum kameeno se!!!
* * * * * *
Santa : Yaar, main apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai… ki devan??
Banta : Gold ring de de
Santa : nai yaar, koi badi cheez das.
Banta : MRF da tyre de de
* * * * * *
Kaun kehta hai pyaar mein pakrey jayenge?
Kaun kehta hai pyaar mein pakrey jayege?
Waqt aane par bhai behen ban jayenge!!!
* * * * * *
EK LADKI THI DEEWANI SI.......................
EK SUBJECT PE WO MARTI THI.....................
BOOKS UTHAKAR, CHASHMA LAGAKAR..............
LIBRARY SE GUZARTI THI..........................
KUCHH PADNA THA SHAYAD USKO.............
JAANE KISSE DARTI THI.......................
JAB BHI MILTI THI MUJHSE,..................
MUJHSE POOCHHA KARTI THI..................
ENGG. KAISE HOTI HAI........................
YE ENGG. KAISE HOTI HAI.............................
AUR MEIN BAS ITNA KEH PATA THA....................
"KITABEN KHULI HON YA HON BAND
PADHAI LAST NIGHT HI HOTI HAI
KAISE KAHOON MAIN O YAARA YE
ENGG. AISE HI HOTI HAI......
