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  1. fairy

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    Sign on a railway station at Patna:
    Aana free, jaana free,pakde gaye to khana free.
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    # Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
    Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
    She may be your grandmother!
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    # Seen on a bulletin board:
    Success is relative
    More the success, more the relatives.
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    # Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
    we need your heads to run our business.

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    # A traffic slogan:
    Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else
    they never will be...
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    #THE BEST
    ONE:Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations
    It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and
    >> God."
    BR- Indian Armed Forces

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    This is sure to make u smile:

    Ek bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do.
    Sahab - tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte.
    Bhikari - abe tere ek rupiye ke liye kya office khol lu Kya.

     
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    {}{456{}{456{}{456{(ahy9)}{()|dddd Nice post
     
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    hehehe{}{456{}{456{}{456
     

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