Dil se haso

[samir]

sumtyms when we cry.....
No 1 see our tears...
When we are worried.......
No one see our pain..
When we are happy...........
No one see our smile...
Lekin ek din date par chale jao....
Saale saare rishtedaar dekh lete hain..!!

 

[samir]

sardar ki maut bijli girne se hui....
Par laash muskurate hui mili....
God ne pucha-
"tu muskura kyu raha tha?"
sardar bola -
"oye!menu laga koi phota khich
raha hai!"

 

[samir]

ZINDAGI KE SAFAR MEI SAATH HUM DENGE....
APNI DOSTI KI SAUGAT HUM DENGE.....
GIRNE LAGO..TO APNA HAATH HUM DENGE...
AUR AGAR NA GIRO TO EK LAAT HUM DENGE..!!

 

[samir]

arz kiya hai......
Kabhi sochte hain aaj padhenge....
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Kabhi sochte hain kal padhenge....
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Phir sochte hain..jab xam ayega tab padhenge...
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Aur jab xam aata hai..tab kehte hain....
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"ab kya padhenge?"

 

[samir]

pledge of boys:-
india is our nation...
Girls are our destination...
Flirting is our occupation...
Do hell with education....

 

[samir]

1 day




1day santa had a dream,



in that some1 killed him.


Next day he closed his bank a/c.





B’coz bank’s slogan was



‘WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE’

 

[samir]

bank manager asks santa


in interview: “what is cyclone?”





santa answers: “it is the loan given to






purchase a cycle….!!

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[samir]

Santa and Banta work in a software company.
One day, they were to move their m/cs to
another building.

Banta was having a tough time carrying his machine.
Santa : "My m/c has 500 MB disk. See how easily I
am carrying it. Yours has just 250 MB.
Can't you carry even this much?"


Banta : "But yours is empty and my disk is full"!!!

 

[samir]

Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversation
on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour. One day
she hung up after 25 minutes.
"What is the matter today?", asked her husband. "Today you had less
than half an hour conversation on the phone."

"I got a wrong number," replied Mrs. Banta Singh.

 

[samir]

'Take me to the 10th floor,' said Banta Singh as he
entered the lift of a high rise bulding.

When the lift reached its destination, the liftman
opened its gates and said, 'The 10th floor, beta.'

'Why did you call me beta?' demanded

Banta Singh. 'I am not your son.'
'I called you beta because I brought you up,' replied
the liftman

 

[samir]

Banta meets a policeman on a way and asks,
“Excuse me, officer, but did you know that my
wife has had an affair?”

The policeman, surprised, “No! I didn’t know”

Banta breathed deeply, exclaiming, “So I’m not
the last one to know after all”.

 

[samir]

The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a
day for 300 days, he would lose 34 kgs.
At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor
to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.

"What's the problem ?" asked the doctor..

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I'm 2400 kms from home.

 

[samir]

19 sardar went for a film.
On asking them why they came in
a big group of 19,

they replied that the film was only for above 18

 

[samir]

Q: A Sardarji going to London on a plane,
how can you steal his window seat?


A: Tell him the seats that are going to
London are all in the middle row

 

[samir]

Q: How do you keep a Sardarji busy ?

A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

 

[dream girl]

arz kiya hai......
Kabhi sochte hain aaj padhenge....
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Kabhi sochte hain kal padhenge....
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Phir sochte hain..jab xam ayega tab padhenge...
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Aur jab xam aata hai..tab kehte hain....
..............
"ab kya padhenge?"

nice one..lolzz..

 

[Dark]

 

[humaa]

{(junmp)} v nice....Mr India.....

 

[samir]

Shukran Miss India,Dream Girl jii and Emo Bhai

 

[Osama]

super het hahahahahaaaaaaaaa i can't stop it's really funny