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  1. Pari

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    >School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

    >Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you
    can die Rich.

    >Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

    >Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a
    woman gains her masters.

    >Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

    >Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer
    to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

    >Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

    >Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
    believes he got the biggest piece.

    >Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.

    >Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
    everybody disagrees later on.

    >Father: A banker provided by nature.

    >Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

    >Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

    >Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence
    after.

    >Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

    >Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

    >Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

    >Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

    >Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

    >Etc .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually
    do.

    >Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide
    that nothing can be done together.

    >Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

    >Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

    >Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of
    when dead
     
  2. candy

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    hehehehe
     
  3. Waqar Hussain

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    hmmmm nice and lovely sharing janab

    keep it up and thankx for sharing
     
  4. nrbhayo

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    nice jee
     
  5. AdhoriMohabbat

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    hahahah...very nyc sharing..!! {(popcorn)}
     

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