acha... to khan bhai aap cigrate peetay ho... is kay benifits. hain to bataiye..... or agr benifit nhi hain to kiyn nhi hain ??
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tumhari wife ka hi naam hoga shakila phuppo
u ko bht experiance hai shakila phoppo
elfy lagadegi wo
hihih gunji wese me ko is k oposite wife chiye,jo mujhe khud se band ker rakhe
kyun k me bht dher udher bhagta hun
Noor ye batao k k tumhari wife ne kitni dafa tumhari belan se pityai ki he?
Noor apko kabhi apni zindagi se shekayaat hoie??
Kia kabhi a-sa hova k jo apne chaha wo app ko na mil saka?? or us k badle kuch or mil gaya??
koi cheez jo bht azeez ho or wo app se kho jaye to kia karte hai??
family k saath ye frnds k saath tym spend karna acha lagta hai??
baqi baad main
Kia kabhi a-sa hova k jo apne chaha wo app ko na mil saka?? or us k badle kuch or mil gaya??
koi cheez jo bht azeez ho or wo app se kho jaye to kia karte hai??
family k saath ye frnds k saath tym spend karna acha lagta hai??
baqi baad main
Aisha Belan Say tO nahi Sendal Say kafi Dafa pitai ki hai 
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Noor apko kabhi apni zindagi se shekayaat hoie??
Kia kabhi a-sa hova k jo apne chaha wo app ko na mil saka?? or us k badle kuch or mil gaya??
koi cheez jo bht azeez ho or wo app se kho jaye to kia karte hai??
family k saath ye frnds k saath tym spend karna acha lagta hai??
baqi baad main
- han meri jab bhi kiSsi Say dOsti hOi hai Os nay mujhe dhOka hi dia hai Zindagi may humaySha aChay dOst ki kami rahi hai
- kai mOkO par eSsa hOwa hai k jO Cheez may nay Chahi wO nahi milli wazahat Say bayan nahi kar Sakta
- hmm agar kOi eSsi Cheez khO jayeh jO buhut Azeez hO tO kafi pareShan hOta hOn pehlay tO Ossay har taraf dhOondta hOn jab tak jata hOn tO pareShan hO kar beth jata hOn Or ghar Say bahir nikal kar tehalnay lagta hOn akhelay
- ziada Time frndz k Saath guzarta hai
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Smoking ka kOi faida nahi hai iS may nukSan hi nukSan hai paiSay ka bhi Or
Sehat ka bhi
Or faida iS liyeh nahi hai k kiOn k yeh faiday k liyeh banni hi nahi hai tO iS say fiada keSay hO sakta hai
Sehat ka bhi
Or faida iS liyeh nahi hai k kiOn k yeh faiday k liyeh banni hi nahi hai tO iS say fiada keSay hO sakta hai
thank u for ur answers....
1. apne signatures k-se banate ho... (bht ache banate ho.. )
2. khushi ka izhaar k-se karte ho?
3. ghar main kisse zadah close ho?
4. ghusse main kia karte ho?
5. kabhi chichora pan kia hai kia
1. apne signatures k-se banate ho
... (bht ache banate ho.. )2. khushi ka izhaar k-se karte ho?
3. ghar main kisse zadah close ho?
4. ghusse main kia karte ho?
5. kabhi chichora pan kia hai kia
very nice interview acha laga aapke bare mei jaanker...
My Question is:
jub aapki shadi hue tub aapki age 17 ki the toh us time aapki wife ki kia age hue hogi same age ya phir aapse choti??
My Question is:
jub aapki shadi hue tub aapki age 17 ki the toh us time aapki wife ki kia age hue hogi same age ya phir aapse choti??
Some simple and short questions:
1) Kisi Ka Dil may gher kernay ka asan tareeka?
2) Biwi k mekay janay per shoher hazrat itnay khush q nazar aatay hay?
3) Akser Khwateen dossro ki baat ka galat matalb nikalti hay, aisai q kerti hay app ki raye?
4) Jub gher say baher niklanay k liye bar bar apna chehra ainay may dekhtay hay tu app ki biwi k kiya radday amal hota hay?
5) Kaisi hogi woh ....... ju meri.............. complete the sentence?
(note: baqi quest next day)
1) Kisi Ka Dil may gher kernay ka asan tareeka?
2) Biwi k mekay janay per shoher hazrat itnay khush q nazar aatay hay?
3) Akser Khwateen dossro ki baat ka galat matalb nikalti hay, aisai q kerti hay app ki raye?
4) Jub gher say baher niklanay k liye bar bar apna chehra ainay may dekhtay hay tu app ki biwi k kiya radday amal hota hay?
5) Kaisi hogi woh ....... ju meri.............. complete the sentence?
(note: baqi quest next day)
Welcome noor brother....
aap key replies dek kar acha laga....
mera sawal ye hai k aap ki zidagee main kabhi aisa huwa hai... jise aap jab b yaad karte ho to aap khushi hi patey ho...
aap key replies dek kar acha laga....
mera sawal ye hai k aap ki zidagee main kabhi aisa huwa hai... jise aap jab b yaad karte ho to aap khushi hi patey ho...
Asslam o Alikum.
kese h Noor uncle...omeeed hai hum sab is silsile se jurre rahein ge.....mere sawal kuch kuch funny se honge.koshish krti hon k serious question kron.per lgta zara mushkil h...
JI Tu Bataye k Shaitani Siasat Ziada KhaterNaak Hai Ya Shaitan Ki Saisat?
Geo Channal Per Jeenay Ki Khabray Ziada Aati Hain Ya Marnay Marnay Ki?
Aaj Kal Bijli Aati Hai Ya Jati Hai?
Baraf Ziada Thandi Hoti Hai Ya Baraf Ka Pani?
Maa Ki Dua Jannat Ki Jannat Ki Hawa Kehlati Hai, Tu Saas Ki Dua Kia Kehlaye Gi?
Ma k kadmo neechay janat hoti hai or abbu k kadamo neechay kaya hota hai?
kisi larki k sath dinner pe jaein aur wallet chori hojaye to bill kese pay kareinge?....kareinge b ya larki ko bus mein bitha k khud resturant k kitchen mein jakey bartan dhone lagein ge?
Rickshaw aur truck k peechay jo dialogues likhe hote hain...apna koi fav dialogue btaein?
kese h Noor uncle...omeeed hai hum sab is silsile se jurre rahein ge.
....mere sawal kuch kuch funny se honge.koshish krti hon k serious question kron.per lgta zara mushkil h...JI Tu Bataye k Shaitani Siasat Ziada KhaterNaak Hai Ya Shaitan Ki Saisat?
Geo Channal Per Jeenay Ki Khabray Ziada Aati Hain Ya Marnay Marnay Ki?
Aaj Kal Bijli Aati Hai Ya Jati Hai?
Baraf Ziada Thandi Hoti Hai Ya Baraf Ka Pani?
Maa Ki Dua Jannat Ki Jannat Ki Hawa Kehlati Hai, Tu Saas Ki Dua Kia Kehlaye Gi?
Ma k kadmo neechay janat hoti hai or abbu k kadamo neechay kaya hota hai?
kisi larki k sath dinner pe jaein aur wallet chori hojaye to bill kese pay kareinge?....kareinge b ya larki ko bus mein bitha k khud resturant k kitchen mein jakey bartan dhone lagein ge?
Rickshaw aur truck k peechay jo dialogues likhe hote hain...apna koi fav dialogue btaein?
hey guys sab log side paker lo...
cuz its ADI time
so lets rock it noor bhai{(urock)}
han to noor bhai my Quiz
cuz its ADI time
so lets rock it noor bhai{(urock)}
han to noor bhai my Quiz
( Q part 1 = chichorey questions
)
1. abhi tak kitni larkiyan set ker li hain...? )
2. kitne ko ankh mari...?
3. kitno ko laat mari....?
4.kitno ko dkeh ker seeti bajai...?{(on the)}
5.kitni larkiyon pe jaal daale...
6.kitno ko kaha ati kya khandala... ?
7. kabhi kissi larki ko bewakoof banay..?
8. kya koi larki kabhi u ko papu lagi.?
9. kabhi kis larki ko u ne thappar maara...:-o
10.kitni larkio ko kaha k "tumare gher me baap bhai nahi hai kia?
thank u for ur answers....
1. apne signatures k-se banate ho
2. khushi ka izhaar k-se karte ho?
3. ghar main kisse zadah close ho?
4. ghusse main kia karte ho?
5. kabhi chichora pan kia hai kia
- is baSs Demagh uSe karna hai agar gif file Edit karni aati hai tumhay tO yeh muShkil nahi hai baSs gif file kO Edit karna SheeklO sOftware may dedOogna
- khuShi ka izhar dil khOl kar karta hOn naChta hOn gata hOn Ochal khOod kar k
- apnay baray bhai Say jO mujh Say 2 Saal bara hai
- ghuSsa may jO Cheez Samnay aati hai wO tOoth jati hai ya apnay Sar par ya dOosray k Sar par
- nahi g eSsay kaam nahi hOtay mujh Say
Sabah humari Umer Same hai
- kiSsi k Dil may ghar karnay ka asan tareeka pehlay Os kO dil apnay Dil may jaga dedO
- Tension khatam hOnay par Sab hi khuSh hOtay hain
- khwateen peda hi eSsay liyeh hOi hai ab jiS kaam k liyeh peda hOi hai wO tO kareengi na
- kehti hai kiS k liyeh tayar hO kar jarahay Or mera jawab hOta hai 2Sri wali Say milnay
- kaisi hOgi wO larki jO meri 2sri wife banegi
COFEE WITH RR
PART 2
11.Chicken biryani Nehari
12.kOch bhi hO kha leta hOn i like Sweet
13.Red pink White
14.kurta Shalwar lkn ziada jean T Shirt uSe karta hOn
15.USA New york
16.laughter challenge
17.mujhe Sardi ka musam paSsand hai Or Os k aSrat mujhe par yeh aatay hain k meri Sehat AChi hO jati hai Rang Or Saaf hO jata hai
18.kOi khaS Qitab nahi hai han pehlay ShOk Say suspense Digest parta tha ab wO bhi pharna ChOrdia pasandeeda Shayir Faraz Wasi Favorite Shairi
Kaash Mein Tere Haseen Haath Ka Kangan Hota
Tu Bade Payar Say Chao Say Bade Maan K Saath
Apni Nazuk Si Kalayi Mein Chadhati Mujh Ko
Aur Bay Taabi Say Furqat K Khizan Lamho Mein
Tu Kisi Soch Mei Doobi Jo Ghumaati Mujh Ko
Mein Tere Hath Ki Khushboo Say Mehak Jata
Jab Kabhi Mood Mein Aa Kar Mujhay Chooma Karti
Tere Honton Ki Hidat Say Dahak Sa Jaata
Raat Ko Jab Bhi Tu Neendon Kay Safar Pay Jaati
Mar Mareein Haath Ka Takiya Banaya Karti
Mein Tere Kaan Say Lag Kar Kayi Baatein Karta
Teri Zulfon Tere Gaal Ko Chooma Karta
Mujh Ko Bay Taab Sa Rakhta Teri Chahat Ka Nasha
Mein Teri Rooh K Gulshan Mein Mehak Ta Rehta
Mein Tere Jism K Aangan Mein Khanakta Rehta
Kuch Nahi To Ye Bay Naam Sa Bandhan Hota
Kaash Mein Tere Haseen Haath Ka Kangan Hota
19.Pc games khelna Music Sunna TM par pOsting karna FrndShip karna
mOvies dekhna Pic Editing karna
20.risha jO bhi hO khaS hOta hai Chahay Maa ka hO tO Baap ka Bhai ka behin ka dOstO ka Azeez riShtay darO ka har RiShta eham Or khaS hai rishtO k bagair yeh dunya adhOori hai riShtay na hOtay tO kOi kiSis Say pyar nahi karta kOi kiSsi ki Qadar nahi karta Or inSan Or janwar may kOi farQ nahi hOta
humay iSsi liyeh Ashraful makhOolaqat kaha gaya hai kiOn k humay rishtO ki pehChan hai ibadat tO janwar bhi kartay hain wO tO har waQt har jaga Allah ka Zikkar kartay hain par hum may Or On may Sirf Aik hi farQ hai k hum riShtO ki pehChan rakhtay hain Or On kO riShtO ka patah nahi hai
Sab Say Qareebi Or paSsandeeda riSha Maa ka hai kiOn jiS waQt kOi aap ki baat nahi Samajta Os waQt maa hi aap ki baat Samajti hai jab bOlna nahi aata tO Maa hi bOlna Sekhati hai par afsOs hum baray hO kar Os ki Qadar Os ki ehmiyat kO bhOol jatay hain kehtay hain jiS nay apnay Ostad ki Qadar nahi ki wO kabhi Qamyab nahi hO Sakta Or humara pehla Ostad Maa hai sO agar kamyabi Chahtay hO tO Os ki Qadar krO
12.kOch bhi hO kha leta hOn i like Sweet
13.Red pink White
14.kurta Shalwar lkn ziada jean T Shirt uSe karta hOn
15.USA New york
16.laughter challenge
17.mujhe Sardi ka musam paSsand hai Or Os k aSrat mujhe par yeh aatay hain k meri Sehat AChi hO jati hai Rang Or Saaf hO jata hai
18.kOi khaS Qitab nahi hai han pehlay ShOk Say suspense Digest parta tha ab wO bhi pharna ChOrdia pasandeeda Shayir Faraz Wasi Favorite Shairi
Kabhi tum bhi hum se thay Aashna
Tumhen yaad ho k na yaad ho
Kabhi tum ko hum se bhi pyaar tha
Tumhen yaad ho k na yaad ho
Karo yaad khwaab sa woh sama
Mere paas baithay tum yahaan
Mujhe sab hai yaad.........zara zara
Tumhen yaad ho k na yaad ho
Woh milan ki raat jo kat gai
Woh khushi jo akay palat gai
Mujhe yaad hai woh......... zara zara
Tumhen yaad ho k na yaad hoTumhen yaad ho k na yaad ho
Kabhi tum ko hum se bhi pyaar tha
Tumhen yaad ho k na yaad ho
Karo yaad khwaab sa woh sama
Mere paas baithay tum yahaan
Mujhe sab hai yaad.........zara zara
Tumhen yaad ho k na yaad ho
Woh milan ki raat jo kat gai
Woh khushi jo akay palat gai
Mujhe yaad hai woh......... zara zara
Kaash Mein Tere Haseen Haath Ka Kangan Hota
Tu Bade Payar Say Chao Say Bade Maan K Saath
Apni Nazuk Si Kalayi Mein Chadhati Mujh Ko
Aur Bay Taabi Say Furqat K Khizan Lamho Mein
Tu Kisi Soch Mei Doobi Jo Ghumaati Mujh Ko
Mein Tere Hath Ki Khushboo Say Mehak Jata
Jab Kabhi Mood Mein Aa Kar Mujhay Chooma Karti
Tere Honton Ki Hidat Say Dahak Sa Jaata
Raat Ko Jab Bhi Tu Neendon Kay Safar Pay Jaati
Mar Mareein Haath Ka Takiya Banaya Karti
Mein Tere Kaan Say Lag Kar Kayi Baatein Karta
Teri Zulfon Tere Gaal Ko Chooma Karta
Mujh Ko Bay Taab Sa Rakhta Teri Chahat Ka Nasha
Mein Teri Rooh K Gulshan Mein Mehak Ta Rehta
Mein Tere Jism K Aangan Mein Khanakta Rehta
Kuch Nahi To Ye Bay Naam Sa Bandhan Hota
Kaash Mein Tere Haseen Haath Ka Kangan Hota
19.Pc games khelna Music Sunna TM par pOsting karna FrndShip karna
mOvies dekhna Pic Editing karna
20.risha jO bhi hO khaS hOta hai Chahay Maa ka hO tO Baap ka Bhai ka behin ka dOstO ka Azeez riShtay darO ka har RiShta eham Or khaS hai rishtO k bagair yeh dunya adhOori hai riShtay na hOtay tO kOi kiSis Say pyar nahi karta kOi kiSsi ki Qadar nahi karta Or inSan Or janwar may kOi farQ nahi hOta
humay iSsi liyeh Ashraful makhOolaqat kaha gaya hai kiOn k humay rishtO ki pehChan hai ibadat tO janwar bhi kartay hain wO tO har waQt har jaga Allah ka Zikkar kartay hain par hum may Or On may Sirf Aik hi farQ hai k hum riShtO ki pehChan rakhtay hain Or On kO riShtO ka patah nahi hai
Sab Say Qareebi Or paSsandeeda riSha Maa ka hai kiOn jiS waQt kOi aap ki baat nahi Samajta Os waQt maa hi aap ki baat Samajti hai jab bOlna nahi aata tO Maa hi bOlna Sekhati hai par afsOs hum baray hO kar Os ki Qadar Os ki ehmiyat kO bhOol jatay hain kehtay hain jiS nay apnay Ostad ki Qadar nahi ki wO kabhi Qamyab nahi hO Sakta Or humara pehla Ostad Maa hai sO agar kamyabi Chahtay hO tO Os ki Qadar krO
Asslam o Alikum.
kese h Noor uncle...omeeed hai hum sab is silsile se jurre rahein ge.
JI Tu Bataye k Shaitani Siasat Ziada KhaterNaak Hai Ya Shaitan Ki Saisat?
Geo Channal Per Jeenay Ki Khabray Ziada Aati Hain Ya Marnay Marnay Ki?
Aaj Kal Bijli Aati Hai Ya Jati Hai?
Baraf Ziada Thandi Hoti Hai Ya Baraf Ka Pani?
Maa Ki Dua Jannat Ki Jannat Ki Hawa Kehlati Hai, Tu Saas Ki Dua Kia Kehlaye Gi?
Ma k kadmo neechay janat hoti hai or abbu k kadamo neechay kaya hota hai?
kisi larki k sath dinner pe jaein aur wallet chori hojaye to bill kese pay kareinge?....kareinge b ya larki ko bus mein bitha k khud resturant k kitchen mein jakey bartan dhone lagein ge?
Rickshaw aur truck k peechay jo dialogues likhe hote hain...apna koi fav dialogue btaein?
Noor Aunty may Theek hOn aap sunawO keSi hO
hmmm kOi bat nahi mujhe bhi Funny Sawal aChay lagtay hain kOshish karOnga k aap k SawalO ka funny jawab de SakOn
1.i think Shaitani Siasat Ziada khatarnak hai kiOn k Shaitan ki Siasat may Aik banda aaSakta hai par Shaitani Siasat Say pOori Qom ka bera garak hO jata hai
2.geO news par Geo k jeenay ki Or lOgO k marnay ki khabrain aati hai
3.aaj kal tO bijli aati hai par buhut jald pakistan ka 8wa ajOoba khelai gi
4.i think yeh dOnO Cheezay Sab Say ziada garam hai
agar yaQeen nahi aata tO kiSsi par baraf ka pani ya Baraf mar kar dekO
wO fOran garam hO jayeh ga
5.maa ki dua jannat ki hawa Saas ki dua RakSha Chala
6.maa k QadmO k neeChay jannat Or Abbu k QadmO k neeChay humari gardan
7.jis k Saath jawOnga Ossi Say udhar lelOonga paiSay
8.khan gawOn jayeh ga
aap sunawO keSi hO hmmm kOi bat nahi mujhe bhi Funny Sawal aChay lagtay hain kOshish karOnga k aap k SawalO ka funny jawab de SakOn
1.i think Shaitani Siasat Ziada khatarnak hai kiOn k Shaitan ki Siasat may Aik banda aaSakta hai par Shaitani Siasat Say pOori Qom ka bera garak hO jata hai
2.geO news par Geo k jeenay ki Or lOgO k marnay ki khabrain aati hai
3.aaj kal tO bijli aati hai par buhut jald pakistan ka 8wa ajOoba khelai gi
4.i think yeh dOnO Cheezay Sab Say ziada garam hai
agar yaQeen nahi aata tO kiSsi par baraf ka pani ya Baraf mar kar dekO
wO fOran garam hO jayeh ga
5.maa ki dua jannat ki hawa Saas ki dua RakSha Chala
6.maa k QadmO k neeChay jannat Or Abbu k QadmO k neeChay humari gardan
7.jis k Saath jawOnga Ossi Say udhar lelOonga paiSay
8.khan gawOn jayeh ga
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hey guys sab log side paker lo...
cuz its ADI time
so lets rock it noor bhai{(urock)}
han to noor bhai my Quiz
( Q part 1 = chichorey questions1. abhi tak kitni larkiyan set ker li hain...?
2. kitne ko ankh mari...?
3. kitno ko laat mari....?
4.kitno ko dkeh ker seeti bajai...?{(on the)}
5.kitni larkiyon pe jaal daale...
6.kitno ko kaha ati kya khandala... ?
7. kabhi kissi larki ko bewakoof banay..?
8. kya koi larki kabhi u ko papu lagi.?
9. kabhi kis larki ko u ne thappar maara...:-o
10.kitni larkio ko kaha k "tumare gher me baap bhai nahi hai kia?
1.aaj kal ka dOr tO eSsa hai larkian larkO kO Set kar rahi hai larkay beCharay tO baray Shareef hOgayeh hain Or On Shareef larkO may Say Aik may bhi hOn
2.kafi hain yeh tO yad nahi hai k kitno kO aakh mari hai
3.takreeban rOad par har papu bachi kO dekh kar
4.hmmm gin nahi Sakta
5.Aik kO bhi nahi kiOn k wO karaChi may nahi hai
6.nahi galat kaam may nahi karta
7.hum aik baChi hai buhut papu hai humaray Office k neeChay bank may hOti hai
8.mazaQ may tO mara hai par Real may nahi
9.School may larki nay kaha tha k tum itnay pyaray hO k dil Chatha hai u ki pappi lelOn Ossay kOch kaha tO nahi par miSs say Shikayat kardi thi
2.kafi hain yeh tO yad nahi hai k kitno kO aakh mari hai
3.takreeban rOad par har papu bachi kO dekh kar
4.hmmm gin nahi Sakta
5.Aik kO bhi nahi kiOn k wO karaChi may nahi hai
6.nahi galat kaam may nahi karta
7.hum aik baChi hai buhut papu hai humaray Office k neeChay bank may hOti hai
8.mazaQ may tO mara hai par Real may nahi
9.School may larki nay kaha tha k tum itnay pyaray hO k dil Chatha hai u ki pappi lelOn Ossay kOch kaha tO nahi par miSs say Shikayat kardi thi
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meri Sab Say buri adat jO may Change karna Chahta hOn wO
yeh hai k may har kiSsi k Saath buhut jaldi free hO jata hOn Or hanSi mazQ buhut karta hOn
may Serious banna Chahta hOn par ban nahi paraha
yeh hai k may har kiSsi k Saath buhut jaldi free hO jata hOn Or hanSi mazQ buhut karta hOn
may Serious banna Chahta hOn par ban nahi paraha
9.School may larki nay kaha tha k tum itnay pyaray hO k dil Chatha hai u ki pappi lelOn Ossay kOch kaha tO nahi par miSs say Shikayat kardi thi
nice..... NoOr..
han jab meri beti paida hOi thi iSma wO merya Zindagi ka Sab SAy bara khushi ka din hia Or jab bhi may Ossay dekta hOn tO Or Ziada khuSh hO jata hOn
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