Burha Kisan ............

[Manxil]

Aik old kisan ne apny be-gunah baitay ko jail main
khat likha:

"Pyare baity! Main iss saal aalu ki fasal nahi bo sakta
kyun k mujh se khait ki khudayi nahi ho rahi,
kash tum meri koi madad kar saktey."

Betay ne jawabi khat likha:

"BABA! Khait ki khudai na karna kyun k main ne
khait main asleyha chupa rakha hai"

Aglay din police ne sarey khait ki kudai kar di lekin
wahan se kuch na mila....

Baity ne phir khat likha :

"BABA! Ab aap aalu ki fasal bo sakty hain.
main yahan se aap k liye itna hi kar sakta tha .........​

ahan kia baat hai...intelligent beta

 

[Fanii]

ahan kia baat hai...intelligent beta

thnx ahir u ne maan hi liye

 

[Fanii]

totally confused baity ki tareef karu ya us k karnamy py hansu
phir khudi hansi nikal gyi

fankaar bacha

hahaha bro u r ri8 muje to police pe hansi aati hai becharon ki mehnat zaya gai

 

[Fanii]

gud 1

thnx

 

[Manxil]

thnx ahir u ne maan hi liye

tu wo u thy jail mein?

 

[Fanii]

tu wo u thy jail mein?

han

 

[Manxil]

han

ahan jail ki hawa kha chuky ho

 

[Asheer]

hahaha bro u r ri8 muje to police pe hansi aati hai becharon ki mehnat zaya gai

lol unho ny konsa khud khudai ki hogi us k liye b jabri mushaqqat li hogi

 

[Fanii]

lol unho ny konsa khud khudai ki hogi us k liye b jabri mushaqqat li hogi

han ye bhi sahi kaha u ne .....

 

[Fanii]

ahan jail ki hawa kha chuky ho

han kha chuka hn (atleast intelligent to ban gaya na )

 

[Manxil]

han kha chuka hn (atleast intelligent to ban gaya na )

u ko intelligent ban'ne k liye jail ki hawa khani pari or humain dekho mA

 

[Fanii]

u ko intelligent ban'ne k liye jail ki hawa khani pari or humain dekho mA

han u ko dekha hai main ne agar u intelligent nahi ho to koi baat nahi mere sath baat kr k ho jaogi

 

[Manxil]

han u ko dekha hai main ne agar u intelligent nahi ho to koi baat nahi mere sath baat kr k ho jaogi

intelligent tu wesy hi bhut hun

 

[Fanii]

intelligent tu wesy hi bhut hun

koi baat nahi aisi khushfehmi hoti hai kuch logon ko

 

[Manxil]

koi baat nahi aisi khushfehmi hoti hai kuch logon ko

mujhe b ab pata chala jb u ny khud ko intelligent kaha

 

[Fanii]

mujhe b ab pata chala jb u ny khud ko intelligent kaha

u ko to hr baat me se pata chalti hai

 

[Manxil]

u ko to hr baat me se pata chalti hai

q u koi news caster ho

 

[Fanii]

q u koi news caster ho

han chalo news sunao latest

 

[Manxil]

han chalo news sunao latest

nah me tv se sun laiti hun

 

[Fanii]

nah me tv se sun laiti hun

tv se sun kr suna dena me ko