some funny collection

[Pari]

Woh bole ki mehfil mein kahin humare joote kho gaye........ ..
to hum ghar kaise jayenge..... .
Humne kaha aap shayari to shuru kijiyey.....
Itne aayenge to gin bhi nahi payenge...​

 

[Pari]

iss tarhan ker raha hai haq-e-dosti ada
us ka khaloos hai mujhey hairaan kiye hoey
mudad se hai anaaj ka dushman bana hoa
"mudad hoi hai yaar ko mehman kiye hoey"

 

[Pari]

Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadi shuda Ho
To Kya Hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin

 

[Pari]

Jeene ke liye tera armaan hi kafi hai,
Dil ke kalam se likhi yeh dastaan hi kafi hai,
Teer ki kya zaroorat e-janam,
Qatl karne ke liye teri muskaan hi kafi hai....

 

[Pari]

Funny


Zid apni na chhodi
Aur pyar bhara dil tod diya
Kuchh paiso k liye zaalim
Tumne sms karna chhod diya

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Darr-darr bhatkate hain armaan ki tarha,
Har koi humse milta hai anjaan ki tarha,
In dosto se call ki kya aas karen,
Ye to SMS bhi karte hain ehsaan ki tarha

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When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.
When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer..
When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life ..
U call it takdeer.

* Mushkurana har ladki ki adaa hai,
Gaur farmana, Mushkurana har ladki ki adaa hai,
Use jo mohabbat samjh le, wo sabse bada gadha hai.
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[Pari]

Andheri sadak,
sunsan kabristan,
sooni haveli,
kala asmaan,
rat hogai soja shaitan..

 

[Pari]

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi

 

[nrbhayo]

lolzzzzz nice

 

[Redvirus]

 

[Dark]

{P)}

 

[melody1000]

i love this one d best....Mushkurana har ladki ki adaa hai,
Gaur farmana, Mushkurana har ladki ki adaa hai,
Use jo mohabbat samjh le, wo sabse bada gadha hai