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Hahaha... sae baat hey.. ap tu pir b dost k liye laga rae hen or bardasht hojata... mere liye tu apne kareebi rishtedaron me bongi dekh ker hans hans ker phatne ko dil kerta hey per agar me hans gya tu meri naslon se b khafa hojaengey... or dushman smjhlen =))
pathanoN mein to dusmani anay wali har nasal mein muntaqil hoti jaati hai... aisa suna hai.
 
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Salaam ap k sabr ko :v
ab aisa b nae hey sabar.. kaheen kaheen thori bht hansi leak hojati thi or hey.... tu ghar walon ki ghussey wali ankhen or baad me zalalat milti thi.. k kia ker rahe hu yahan bht bura maante hein =))

pathanoN mein to dusmani anay wali har nasal mein muntaqil hoti jaati hai... aisa suna hai.
g True... tabhi tu batil quwwat inhin areas k peechey pari hey...
 
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Hahaha meri nani parhti thi Allaah pak unhey janatul firdous me aala maqam ata farmayen.. aameen... or mera hans hans ker bura haal hojata tha =)) meri ammi lower deer ki hein or abbu sawabi k hen... dadi b bolti hein... @Iceage-TM mera bhai hey tu uska naam Farhan hey tu usko Paraan bolati hein... =)) =)) =))


Hahahaha.... MASHA'ALLAAH.. bus kia karon hamara andar ka pathan mode on kerwadia tha... =))


pir tum bach gaya... jao aish karo... baki ko hum nae chorega


Hahahahha =))
Chalo shukr bach gaya lekin aish k liye cash b to do bhai hum ko =))
 
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Assalaaam o Alaikum every body..!!
Hope all is well, fine and fit faaat..!!
I'm here to reveal a secrete.. (213) Bul k yoon kahiye k ghalat fehmi ko door krney jaa rahey hain hum..(213)jis ki wajah sey amai zbrdasti miawwwwwww ko bhi hmaarey palley baandhaa giya{(cry2)}{(71)}
Tou is main bhi @shehr-e-tanhayi ka qusoor hai jinhon ney shak sey yaqeen tk ka safr kiya {(doh)}Khair hum seeedhi bt krtey hain is sey pehley k @shehr-e-tanhayi ko kuch aur soojh jaye{(laugh)}
Tou TM k bhayion aur un ki behnon...!!!{(laugh)}Actually bt yeh hai k jo aap amain samjh rahain hain wo hum hain nai...{(laugh)}Ahaaan masoomiyat ki bt nai kr rahey hum..{(haha})Masoooom tou ALHAMDULILLAH hum hain..{(haha})Bt yeh hai k jb hum TM pe waarid huey (waarid q huey yeh alug kahani hai) tou yahan baat cheet shuru hui hmaarey manger saahib @saviou sey{(haha}) Hum ney normal bt ki pr hmarey manager sahib ''Muhtram aur Muhtarma'' k darmiyan phans gaye{(laugh)}khair assi v koi hath palley nai lagan ditta innaaa daaa=)) @Seemab_khan ney bhi is kam main hmara sath diya (is k liye hum shukar guzaar hain in k)=)) Muhtram @Asheer (un ki batain tou chorr hi dijiye..)=)) Sb sey brra kaaaaaaaaaaaaam saranjaam diyaaa hmaari bht hi qiyaafa shanaas Moderator saaahiba ney jinhon ney shakk sey yaqeen ka safr bakhoobi tey kiya {(71)}aur doosrey members like @Mahen @Zunaira_Gul @ROHAAN @Aaylaaaaa @Fantasy @Fanii @Armaghankhan @Shiraz-Khan waghaira ko bhi apni hamraahi main manzal e maqsood pr puhnchaayaaaa{(laugh)}is karwaan main @Don bhi shaamil they...{(laugh)}
bt yeh hui k yeh muhtarmaa theley sey billi nikaaltey nikaaltey baaghar billa nikaaal bethiiii{(laugh)}Is marhaley main bhi @Seemab_khan ney bharpooor sath diya un ka shakk yaqeen main badalney k liye{(laugh)}(aik baar phir sey shukar guzaar hain{(laugh)})Jahan tk bt hai hmaari.....tou hum masoom sey ...jis ney jo kaha kehney diyaaaa{(girlangel)}{(moc)}jis ki wajah sey bro aur siss words ki wajha sey members main confusion ho gayi{(laugh)}{(laugh)}Lekin hum ney kisi ko bhi nai kaha k hum larkaa hai yaa larki=))saarey apney e qiyaafeyyy laandey raye=)) Bus farq sirf itna hua k hum ney jamaaa mutkaallum ka seegha use krna shuru kr diya..just for fun sirf @shehr-e-tanhayi ko tung krney k liye\:D/\:D/ q k jitney yaqeen sey inhon ney hmain baaghr billa kaha tha wo qaabil e deeeeeeeeeeeed thaaa=))=))
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Khair..abhi tou khel shuru hi hua tha k @shehr-e-tanhayi ney aik aur panghaa daal diya (yeh saarey pungey aap ko hi q soojhtey hain???{(laugh)}){(laugh)}jis main @Asheer ney helping hand ka fareeza saranjaam diya {(laugh)}{(laugh)} (wesey aap ki haalat bhi qaabil e deed thi jb aap ko pta chla k hum learn fast bro hain...=)).)
Hua yoon k @shehr-e-tanhayi ney apni meawwwwwwww k liye hmain chun liyaa{(laugh)}Hum ney bhetraa shor mchaaya k hum under 18 hain aur aap qaanoon k khilaaf jaa rahin hain jis sey sazaa bhi ho skti...{(laugh)}pr naaaaaa yeh naa maani..{(laugh)}bul k @Mahen sey card bnwaya (card tou zbrdst tha maheen dear..ho skey tou hmain bejh dijiye gaaa{(laugh)}{(laugh)}ufffffff{(laugh)}){(laugh)}aur @Shiraz-Khan sey arrangement krwaayi{(laugh)}Jo inhon ney bht mehnat sey ki(kahin aap shaadi biyaahon main yahi kaam tou nai krtrey??{(laugh)})
Ab bt lambiiii hui jaa rahi...{(laugh)}pr bt yeh hai k hum ney @Seemab_khan ko kaha tha k tum hi sb ko btaa do (baajij saahiba pehleyy sey e baa khabr c{(laugh)}) pr unhon ney ultaa court marriage aur abba g k jootey aur ptaa nai kon kon c istilaaah istimaal krni shuru kr di{(laugh)}so, hum ney socha k yeh fareeza bhi hamin khud hi saranjaam dena parrey ga is sey pehley k shehr e tanhaayi ko koi aur sharaaarat soojhey{(laugh)}(Q k yeh @Mahen aur @shehr-e-tanhayi dono hi us bt ko chorrney pr raazi nazr nai aati...){(laugh)}{(laugh)}...
Tou....!!!!! TM k saathyioooooooooooooooooooo...!!!!!!!! ab aik hi dfaa aap sun lijiye k hum bhaayi nai behn hain...{(queen)}aur ayenda sey hmaarey liye muannas ka seegha use kiyaa kjeye..=))samjheyyyyyyyyyyyyyy{m.don)}wesey @shehr-e-tanhayi aap ki billi mujhey bht pasnd ayi thi...aap hmain abhi bhi as a gift dey skti hain=))(mujhey cutoooo si billiyan bht piyaari lgti hain)=))=))Am agr @Seemab_khan ka intizaar krta rehta tou ho skta tha k chandd dino bd koi aur member apni billi uthaaye hmaarey paas aa jaata =)){(laugh)}so hum ney soocha jitni jaldi ho skey is kaam ko nimtaao{(laugh)}{(laugh)}aur haan aik aur bt am TM ka younger member hai sirf 17 years ka...yaani aap sb sey chota...is liye hmaarey saath shafqat o narmi kaa sulook kiyaa jaye{(laugh)}
Thread kuch ziyada hi lambaa ho giyaa...aur baatain abhi poori hi nai{(laugh)} chalo khair koi bt nai ..phir kabhi sahi{(laugh)}
walaikum assalam..

yraaa i wana say fitttyyy mouh to u /:)
itniiii kamzorrr hy k muqabla nhi kr paiiii .... me ghayab kya huiii tum ny maza e kharab kr diya game ka huhhhhh ,,,,

btw jitna time guzraaa is ghalt fehmi me bht bht zbrdst tha ;)) bht ziada enjoy kiya mene =))
aur tum am pathano ka naak kaat diya ek billy k darr sy apna pol khol k... ;))
 

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WS...
Hhahhahahahahahahahhahahaha... =)) =) =)) Bacho intezam tu bilkul durust kia tha mene... or @shehr-e-tanhayi b apsey khelgae.. billay ko billi dressing kara ker fit ker gaen ap k galey mey =)) =)) =)) @Asheer bhayya ka sadma nae dekha jaraha tha hum logon sey =)) =)) =)) patanae us raat kitni bottles pee bicharey ney =)) =))
subse ziada mujhe is per hansi ae @saviou bro mutarma ya muhtaram hahahahahahahhahahahaha {}{456 {(laugh)}{(laugh)}

@Seemab_khan sey mene ik baar pocha tha usne baat gol ki tu uswakt or andaza pakka hogaya tha.. beta hum tum sey senior pathan hey... bara aya bara pathan sey khelne =)) =)) =))
huhhhhhhh pashto seekh lyn pehly ;) phir bniye ga senior pathan :D
 
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Hahaha meri nani parhti thi Allaah pak unhey janatul firdous me aala maqam ata farmayen.. aameen... or mera hans hans ker bura haal hojata tha =)) meri ammi lower deer ki hein or abbu sawabi k hen... dadi b bolti hein... @Iceage-TM mera bhai hey tu uska naam Farhan hey tu usko Paraan bolati hein... =)) =)) =))


Hahahaha.... MASHA'ALLAAH.. bus kia karon hamara andar ka pathan mode on kerwadia tha... =))


pir tum bach gaya... jao aish karo... baki ko hum nae chorega


Hahahahha =))
kya mazaa aaye aap aisay hi baat karain :p
 
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shehr-e-tanhayi

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walaikum assalam..

yraaa i wana say fitttyyy mouh to u /:)
itniiii kamzorrr hy k muqabla nhi kr paiiii .... me ghayab kya huiii tum ny maza e kharab kr diya game ka huhhhhh ,,,,

btw jitna time guzraaa is ghalt fehmi me bht bht zbrdst tha ;)) bht ziada enjoy kiya mene =))
aur tum am pathano ka naak kaat diya ek billy k darr sy apna pol khol k... ;))
Billi nahi siso BILLA =))=))=))

@Shiraz-Khan dekhiay to sadmay mein log kiya kiya bolay ja rahay hain
 
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