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kiya haal hein aap k. mere kuch sawal hein un ka jawab chaiye mujhe.

kiya yeh sahi hei k pakistan mein larkay 28 28 saal k hu jatay hein lakin apnay maan baap se apni shadi ki nahi kehtay
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Kiya yeh baat zaroori hei k shadi ki pehli raat ko bili marna parti hei?

Bili marna aap zaroor soch rahay hon gein k is ka kiya matlab hei tu ek story sunna paray gi banai hui story hei

suniye: 2 doston (Ahmed & and Farry) ki shadi hui kuch dino k baad farry ahmed k haan gaya tu dekha ahmed ki biwi us se bara darti hei jo ahmed keha hei woh karti hei khana banati hei kapray dohti hei. jab k farry k haan us ka bilkul ulat hei farry apni biwi se bohat darta hei jo farry ki biwi kehti hei woh usey karna parta hei aur saath hi galiyan bhi suna parti hein tu farry ahmed se poochta hei k bhai kiya baat hei tumhari begum tum se itna kion darti hei tu ahmed kehta hei k shadi ki raat merey kamray mein bili ghus aagayi thi aur pareeshan kar rahi thi tu mein ne ghusay mein pas rakhi talwar uthai aur us ki garden ura di:mad: bas us din se mery biwi per mera itna rob betha hei k jo mein kehta hoon forann kare deti hei.
tu bhai farry bhi yeh sun ker apnay ghar mein bili le gaye aur raat ko woh un k kamray mein ghus aati hei farry uesy talwar utha ker usey mar dalta hei=D> tu uski biwi chilanay lagi abey kambhakht yeh tu ne kiya kiya ab kaun isey saaf karay ga chal jharo la aur usey saaf ker:-q tu bichara farry aglay din ahmed k pas gaya aur saari baat batayi tu ahmed ne kahan k bhai bili tu pehli raat ko hi maarna parti hei. :))

tu aap logon ko mera sawal samajh mein agaya ya nahi?

teesra sawal kiya yeh baat sahi hei k jitna biwi per yeh zahir karo gey k tum us k mohtaaj hu witna hi woh sir per charhay gi?
 

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Hain yeh aap mujh se shadi se pehle kaise question pooch rahe ho. . . Mein to abhi kanwara hon biwi naam ki makhlooq se miloun ga to bataoun ga . . . By the way mein aaj se he billi ki talash start kerta hon :)
 

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lols ahmed...is sawal ka jawab sirf hassu bhai de sakte hian kyun k wo married hian :(
hum ne bhi bht suna hai ye.. :(
k shadi ki raat ko billi marni perti hai :(
acha ager billi na ae to chohun se kaam chal jata hai k nai???{(silly3)}
 
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Zakwan

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lols ahmed...is sawal ka jawab sirf hassu bhai de sakte hian kyun k wo married hian :(
hum ne bhi bht suna hai ye.. :(
k shadi ki raat ko billi marni perti hai :(
acha ager billi na ae to chohun se kaam chal jata hai k nai???{(silly3)}
ab mein kiya keh sakta hoon aap k try karnay k baad hi maaloom hu ga.
 
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kiya yeh sahi hei k pakistan mein larkay 28 28 saal k hu jatay hein lakin apnay maan baap se apni shadi ki nahi kehtay :(

RE: haan bhai ye to baat to theek hi kahi aap nay.. pr parents sochtay zarur hain. bs nhi chlta unka shayad. nhi to potay potiyon k liye unka b dil krta hay bahot ;) samjh gaiye na?


Kiya yeh baat zaroori hei k shadi ki pehli raat ko bili marna parti hei?


Bili marna aap zaroor soch rahay hon gein k is ka kiya matlab hei tu ek story sunna paray gi banai hui story hei

suniye: 2 doston (Ahmed & and Farry) ki shadi hui kuch dino k baad farry ahmed k haan gaya tu dekha ahmed ki biwi us se bara darti hei jo ahmed keha hei woh karti hei khana banati hei kapray dohti hei. jab k farry k haan us ka bilkul ulat hei farry apni biwi se bohat darta hei jo farry ki biwi kehti hei woh usey karna parta hei aur saath hi galiyan bhi suna parti hein tu farry ahmed se poochta hei k bhai kiya baat hei tumhari begum tum se itna kion darti hei tu ahmed kehta hei k shadi ki raat merey kamray mein bili ghus aagayi thi aur pareeshan kar rahi thi tu mein ne ghusay mein pas rakhi talwar uthai aur us ki garden ura di:mad: bas us din se mery biwi per mera itna rob betha hei k jo mein kehta hoon forann kare deti hei.
tu bhai farry bhi yeh sun ker apnay ghar mein bili le gaye aur raat ko woh un k kamray mein ghus aati hei farry uesy talwar utha ker usey mar dalta hei=D> tu uski biwi chilanay lagi abey kambhakht yeh tu ne kiya kiya ab kaun isey saaf karay ga chal jharo la aur usey saaf ker:-q tu bichara farry aglay din ahmed k pas gaya aur saari baat batayi tu ahmed ne kahan k bhai bili tu pehli raat ko hi maarna parti hei. :))

tu aap logon ko mera sawal samajh mein agaya ya nahi?

RE: haan bhai ye to hy first impression is last impression ;) :-bd

teesra sawal kiya yeh baat sahi hei k jitna biwi per yeh zahir karo gey k tum us k mohtaaj hu witna hi woh sir per charhay gi?

haan ye bhi theek hay k jitna usko dikhao gay k aap us k mohtaaj ho vo utna hi sir pr charay gi. :p
 

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heheheheh wooww nice story
mughe to bohat hansi aye ye story sun k:D

ahmed bhai mughe ab yakeen ho raaha ha k apki shadi honay wali ha, tubhe itnay ziyada shadi n wife se related topics laga rahay ho haan haaaaa :p


mughe to nai pata in k answers perHM bro ko is k answers ziyada achay atay hongay, so unka w8 karo :-bd
 
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heheheeh waisay maira huby pehli raat ko b bayshak billi mar day may usay usi tarhan sunaongi jis tarhaan farry ki biwi ne sunayein:D:D:D
 
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LOlx nice story dear ...
and @RR means that aap Dangerous Lady ho
:p ALLAH aap k husband ki hifazat farmaye :p bechara geya kaam se :))
 

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heheheheh wooww nice story
mughe to bohat hansi aye ye story sun k:D

ahmed bhai mughe ab yakeen ho raaha ha k apki shadi honay wali ha, tubhe itnay ziyada shadi n wife se related topics laga rahay ho haan haaaaa :p


mughe to nai pata in k answers perHM bro ko is k answers ziyada achay atay hongay, so unka w8 karo :-bd
behna aap k munh mein ghee shakar lakin kiya karon ghar mein aesi koi baat hi nahi chal rahi warna mein tu kab se taiyaar betha hoon.:(
 

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loolx nice story ahmed...

answer to only wohi de sakte hai jinki shadi hochuki hai...

mai to abhi bachi hoon.. shadi wadi k barey main mai kia janoo ;)
 

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pehle question ka jawab yeh hai ke jab koi 28 ka hojata hai..woh apni practical life mei bht busy hojata hai ke woh apni shadi ki baat parents ko kahein...
dosre question ka jawab ..umm...maine ot pehle bar suna hai ke billi ko mardo woh bhi pehli raat mei..ab banda honeymoon banaye ya billi ko mare..aik billi kafi nai hai uske saath....huh...:|
teesra sawal ka jawab yeh hai ke...sar par to woh hamesha hi charhti hogi...magar yeh love hi hai jo sar par charhthi hogi....
now let me get back to ur story...
i realli dun knw wat is happenin to u now adays..i think mujhe tumhare abu ko bata dena chahiye ke hadi ki shadi kardi jaye...or even ur mom..if i get a chance to talk to dem...
 

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pehle question ka jawab yeh hai ke jab koi 28 ka hojata hai..woh apni practical life mei bht busy hojata hai ke woh apni shadi ki baat parents ko kahein...
dosre question ka jawab ..umm...maine ot pehle bar suna hai ke billi ko mardo woh bhi pehli raat mei..ab banda honeymoon banaye ya billi ko mare..aik billi kafi nai hai uske saath....huh...:|
teesra sawal ka jawab yeh hai ke...sar par to woh hamesha hi charhti hogi...magar yeh love hi hai jo sar par charhthi hogi....
now let me get back to ur story...
i realli dun knw wat is happenin to u now adays..i think mujhe tumhare abu ko bata dena chahiye ke hadi ki shadi kardi jaye...or even ur mom..if i get a chance to talk to dem...
dost hu tu aesa Agar woh tumhari baat maan gaye na tu kasam se pehlay tera khoon karon gan aur us k baad shadi aur tumharey ghar walon ko apni shadi ki mithai khilaon gan.

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pehle question ka jawab yeh hai ke jab koi 28 ka hojata hai..woh apni practical life mei bht busy hojata hai ke woh apni shadi ki baat parents ko kahein...
dosre question ka jawab ..umm...maine ot pehle bar suna hai ke billi ko mardo woh bhi pehli raat mei..ab banda honeymoon banaye ya billi ko mare..aik billi kafi nai hai uske saath....huh...:|
teesra sawal ka jawab yeh hai ke...sar par to woh hamesha hi charhti hogi...magar yeh love hi hai jo sar par charhthi hogi....
now let me get back to ur story...
i realli dun knw wat is happenin to u now adays..i think mujhe tumhare abu ko bata dena chahiye ke hadi ki shadi kardi jaye...or even ur mom..if i get a chance to talk to dem...
wesay ek baat batata chalon k aesay topics mashallah se RR ne bhi khoob lagaye hein aur us ko tum ne kuch nahi kaha hein :mad: sari dushmani mere saath. aur ab tu waqas naseer bhi line per aagaya hei lagay hathon us k ghar walon se bhi baat karlo:p. wesay yeh in topics ko lagany ki wajah yeh k in mein band bhi baja saktay hein aur kuch seekhnay ko bhi mil jata hei ab jesay k tumhe seekhnay ko mila ab try karna apni begum k saath. :p

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heheheeh waisay maira huby pehli raat ko b bayshak billi mar day may usay usi tarhan sunaongi jis tarhaan farry ki biwi ne sunayein:D:D:D
tu woh tu bili k bajaye aap hi ki garden ura de gaa. :p

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aur wesay mein soch raha tha k pata nahi kion aaj kal sab hi k dimagh mein shadi k topics kion aarahay hein. warna mere saath pehlay tu aesa nahi huwa kuch dino se jab falton beth ta hoon koi na koi topics shadi k baray mein aajata hei aur zaban mein khujli shuru hu jati hei k sab se zikir karon. pata nahi kiya huga mera yaar dua karo. agar aesay hi chalta raha na tu hu gayi mery parhai. :(
 
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