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Kavi

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Dubai
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my Parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.

8-> آگے؟
 

Untamed-Heart

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ہمارا تجربہ ہمیں یہ ہی سکھاتا ہے
جو مکھن لگاتا ہے وہ ہی چونا لگاتا ہے
۔
 

Untamed-Heart

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فرق
گھڑی اور بیوی میں کیا فرق ہے؟
ایک بگڑتی ہے تو " بند" ہوجاتی ہے
دوسری بگڑتی ہے تو " شروع" ہوجاتی ہے
 

Untamed-Heart

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doosri bigrnay k baad jab shuruu hoti ho gi to usay band karnay meiN shohar ki to aisi ki taisi ho jati ho gi na?

aap ka kiya khyaal hai @Shiraz-Khan :p
hahaha........ ab yeh baat to baad main hoti



pehly yeh bataiye keh aik ghair shuda shuda bhai aap ko kiyon yad agaye aisy lamhaat main to ksi tajruba kaar se pochna chahiye tha jesy keh @saviou bhai
 

shehr-e-tanhayi

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hahaha........ ab yeh baat to baad main hoti



pehly yeh bataiye keh aik ghair shuda shuda bhai aap ko kiyon yad agaye aisy lamhaat main to ksi tajruba kaar se pochna chahiye tha jesy keh @saviou bhai
aakhir ko mushahida bhi koyi cheez hai..............
aapis ki baat hai..... humari suyi unhi par aa k rukti hai jin ko awaaz di,
suna ho ga na

کسی کا نام لوں لب پہ تمہارا نام آئے


ab ghair hain to kiya huwa... aakhir ko ho hi jaayeN gay na shadi shuda bhi {(bye)}
 

Untamed-Heart

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aakhir ko mushahida bhi koyi cheez hai..............
aapis ki baat hai..... humari suyi unhi par aa k rukti hai jin ko awaaz di,
suna ho ga na

کسی کا نام لوں لب پہ تمہارا نام آئے


ab ghair hain to kiya huwa... aakhir ko ho hi jaayeN gay na shadi shuda bhi {(bye)}
tab aap akely main un se pooch lena ............ mulaqat par pehli baat hi yahi pochna hahahaha

is wakt pochne ki kya zaroorat :p
 
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