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haan lakin jo parinda bolta hai woh sirf parrot hi hota hei. kabhi kisi aur parinday k baray mein suna hai k woh bolta hu????
aap ko jawab Q me di gai informations k basis par dena tha- jab aap kisi ko bata ge k aap k paas jo bird he woh bolta he- yeh apropriate information hogi- k woh bolta he(b)- fruit khana(c) and fly karna commomn baat he- har bird me yeh quality hoti he- common sense me wo bird toata hosakta he- mena aor tota yeh talking birds hote he, jis tarah toat diferent color k hote he esi tarah mena bhi hosakti he-
 

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آپ اپنی موٹر سائیکل پر کہیں جارہے ہوں کہ ایک زوردار دھماکے کی آواز آئے- ابھی آپ یہ سمجھ ہی نہ پائے ہوں کہ کیا ہوا ہے کہ کچھ پولیس والے آپ کو روک لیں-
آپ کے خیال میں وہ آپ کے ساتھ کیا کریں گے
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- وہ آپ کو دہشت گردی میں پکڑ لیں گے -A

B- وہ آپ کا چالان کریں گے
وہ آپ کو اگے جانے سے روک دیں گےC

وہ آپ سے جرمانہ طلب کریں گے -D-​
Now this Q is open for all. Anybody can attempt to reply it.
 

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1. Ghus der se aata hai aur phir der se jata hai. Der se Janay ki adat se pareeshan hoon:(

2. Jin k saath bethney mein batain karne mein insan ko kuch seekhne ko milay:)

3. Nop.

4. Boys

5. Qismat mein jo likha hota hia wohi milta hail akin saath hi insan ka us mein khud bhi bohat dakhal hota hai

6. Raat mein 12, se 1 bajay sota hoon. Akri kaam bas dua waghera parhta hoon

7. Mujh se ziyada der ta koi naraz nhi reh sakta:happy

8. Pakistan k halat bazahir tu behtar hon gein.

9. Internet yehi behtareen aur yehi badtareen hai

10. mustaqbil k baray mein tu koi kuch nhi keh sakta lakin umeed hei k kaafi achay mauqam per hongan

11. Bohat umda aur mazaydaar pata hi nhi laga k hafta khatham hu gaya.:happy Bohat seekhne ko mila. Jab meri shadi k liye mere honay walay susar milne ayen gein tu un kpo keh doon gaan k mere baray mein janna hu tu coffee wid rr mein dekh lein. Mere baray mein mukammal maloomat hu gae gi:D. Bal k itney sawalat tu who bhi nahi karay gain jitney @Rubi ne kar liye. 90 uffffffff :facepalm X_X x_x:banghead:dead

12. Aap logon k saath mera kaafi achaa waqt guzraa thanks…….:happy
 
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آپ اپنی موٹر سائیکل پر کہیں جارہے ہوں کہ ایک زوردار دھماکے کی آواز آئے- ابھی آپ یہ سمجھ ہی نہ پائے ہوں کہ کیا ہوا ہے کہ کچھ پولیس والے آپ کو روک لیں-
آپ کے خیال میں وہ آپ کے ساتھ کیا کریں گے
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- وہ آپ کو دہشت گردی میں پکڑ لیں گے -A

B- وہ آپ کا چالان کریں گے
وہ آپ کو اگے جانے سے روک دیں گےC

وہ آپ سے جرمانہ طلب کریں گے -D-​
Agay janay se rokain gain
 
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@Zakwan

1-Fvrt number? Any particluar reason why you like that number?
2- What do u lyk least about urself?
3- Wht do u thnk ppl thnk of u ?:-?
4- The frst thng u notice about ppl ?
5- The biggest lie u've ever told ?
6- Worst thing dat's ever happened to u ?
7- Something most people don’t know about you?
8- Stupidest thng u've ever done ?
9- What worries u most about the future?
10- What's d difference b/w living & existing ?
11- If we learn from our mistakes , y r we always so afraid to make a mistake ?
12- Lyf is too short to tolerate ______ ?
13- Wht is one fear dat u knw is holding u back ?
14- Based on ur current daily actions & routines , where wud u expect to b in 5 years?
15- Wht's the #1 chng u need to make in ur lyf in d nxt 12 months ?
16- Wht mistakes do u make over & over again ?
17- What is worse than death ?
18- One easy way to waste a lyf ?
19-Whch is worse , failing or never trying ?
20. If happiness was d national currency wht kind of wrk wud make u rich ?
21. Crying is a sign of weakness or strength?

22. Do u lyk urself ?Why or why nt?
23. Top priority in ur lyf ryt now ?
24. Is there anythng u r running away from / U r afraid of ? If yes den whts dat?
25. Most imp. person to u ?
26. Do u push d elevator button more than once ? Do u really believe it makes d elevator faster ?
27. Wht r the achievements u r proud of ? 2
28. When in lyf hv u felt most alone ?
29. Fvrt superhero?
30. Fvrt cartoon character?
31. If a man evolved from apes & monkeys then y do we still hv those monkeys around? {(thinkg)}
32. Do u believe in fate or do u believe dat d future is predicted by actions?
33. Fvrt pizza topping ?
34. Do u lyk comics? {(wacko)}
35. Fvrt movie?
36. Hollywood or Bollywood ? :-?
37. Fvrt Khan ?
38. Sunrise or Sunset ? Reason
39. Fvrt milkshake flavour ?
40. How long can u balance on one foot ?
41-Last movie u saw?
42. Football , Cricket or Hockey?
43. Fvrt quote?
44. Are u left or right handed?
45. Fvrt comedian ?
46. Do u believe in aliens?
47. Are u gud at keeping secrets ? Share 1 with us :D
48. Do u hv any phobia?
49. Fvrt disney movie?
50. Wht was ur fvrt school subject?
51. Ur fvrt action hero ?
52. Fvrt pakistani actress?
53. Are u interested in politics?
54. Tea or coffee?
55. Pepsi or juice?
56. Have u ever eaten a rose ?
57. Wht movie ending really frustrated u ?
58. 3 fvrt websites?
59. Do u say ZEE or ZED to describe d letter Z ?
60. Ur weaknesses?
61. Ur strengths?
62. Wht's been the worst decision you've made in ur lyf so far?
63. On a scale of 1-10 hw boring would u say u are ?
64. On a scale of 1-10 how irritating wud u say u r ?
65. Wht's d best piece of advice anyone has ever given u ?
66. Has reading a book ever made u cry ?which one & y ?
67. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one ?
68. People say world is a stage & we all r actors bt then where is the audience sitting ? {(wallbash)}
69. Most embrassing moment?
70. Pizza or burger?
71. Give a movie title to the story of ur lyf .
72. Wht was d worst punishment u recieved at school ?

73. Lyf is lyk ___
74. Never listen to ___
75. Music ___
76. I (means u) am nt ___
77. You hate ___
78. Liars hv no ___
79. NoOne cares about ___
80. Future ___
81. Live ur lyf ___
82. Insanity is ___
83. You won't ___
85. ___ is frustrating .
86. Give respect ___
87. You can't ___
88. Trust ___
89. NoOne is _

90. Anyone can ___ except u .
91. Childhood was __

Dekho zakwan ... agr xra si b chooon chaaan ki na to main 91 ko 100 bna dungi :-$
in sab k answers 3 parts myn dy skty ho ..
issy xyada mein divide krny ki koshish ki to 100 ko 100+ myn change krny myn hmyn der ni lgygi :shifty

66. no mazboot ladka hoon ladkian kartin hein k book hu ya emotional movie hu rona pakka hai:bongi

67. Eleven and twelve defy the norm in many languages, not only in English. In German eleven is elf, it is outside the regular pattern of the numbers after 12. Just is.. Also, that sounds retarded.:D

68. bhai har shaks apni zaat mein actor hei aur dooosra shaks audience. :happy

69. jab abu se daant lag jaye. Ya abu ki kisi baat per disagree karoon aur baad mein maloom hu k abu ki baat sahi hei aur usi mein faida tha.

70. Pizza

71. Dangerous khiladi :happy

72. teacher kicked me out from the class. ek ladki k binder mein laqli mouse rakh diya tha. Who bichari buri tarah sheikh pari thi. ( who kia hai naa k kabhi hum bhi naughty huwa kar tey the).:cigar;)

73. Life is like a Race! If you don't run fast you will be a BROKEN ANDAA!!:blackeye

74. politicians. (gol mal hai bahi sab gol mal).:punch

75. nhi suntan

76. I am not good in mmmmm

77. you hate…. You know better than me. I am not Astrologer

78. place in haven

79.others

80. of Pakistan is going to get better inshallah

81.happily

82………..

83. be angry with me. Cuz I give answers to all your questions.

84. travelling in Karachi’s buses is…:dead

86. Take respect

87. you can't see me (movie name)

88. trust has to be earned

89. no one is safe in Karachi

91. awesome :D

@Rubi :stop
 
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mere bare mei sab ko batao ke mai real mei kesa hoon...bht se logo ko lagta hai ke mai bht moody hoon, attitude hai mujh mei, aur kam baatein karta hoon...
to tum bhi apni raye doo...
@Zakwan

@Hoorain @Shizuka @saviou @Sabah @Rubi and others....
@Prince-Farry
Galat lagta hai???????????????? :bongi bilkul sahi kaha hai.jo baat mein nhi keh sakta tha woh in logon ne keh di.... :happy
Selfish, rude, promise breaker nhi kaha :mad: aur :thinking boltay kuch hu kartay kuch hu :alien
woh tu mujh se poocho k se tumhe bardasht karta hoon :bangheadaur mujh se keh rahay hu k ineh bataon k yeh log galat hain :punch yeh tu aa bail mujhe maar wali baat hu gayi...:bongi
abhi tumhari buriyan byan karne betha naa tu registers k registers khatham hu jayen gein... :mad:
mere zakhmoo ko taza kar diya tum neee :inpain:inpain:dead
kahan jan meinnnn :facepalm X_X x_x

@Rubi @Shizuka @Hoorain @saviou @Sabah
 
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Galat lagta hai???????????????? :bongi bilkul sahi kaha hai.jo baat mein nhi keh sakta tha woh in logon ne keh di.... :happy
Selfish, rude, promise breaker nhi kaha :mad: aur :thinking boltay kuch hu kartay kuch hu :alien
woh tu mujh se poocho k se tumhe bardasht karta hoon :banghead aur mujh se keh rahay hu k ineh bataon k yeh log galat hain :punch
abhi tumhari buriyan byan karne betha naa tu registers k registers khatham hu jayen gein... :mad:
mere zakhmoo ko taza kar diya tum neee :inpain:inpain:dead
kahan jan meinnnn :facepalm X_X x_x

@Rubi @Shizuka @Hoorain @saviou @Sabah
lol.....ab aisa bhi nahi hai :blackeye
 
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