Lallu ne apne bhai Mallu se pooncha
mera cricket ka bat kahan gaya, jara
dhoond do na.
Mallu abe ullu, us Bat se to Mummy
kapron ke Chakke (sixer) maar rahi hai.
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Do Bibiyan gup shup ker rahin thi.
Kyon bhai tumari taaket kya hai.?
Wo boli mera Shoher.
Aur teri kamzori ?
Tera Shoher.
*****
Ek Baari 2 police ke Sipahee Chor ko
dhoondte dhoondte uske gher pahunch gaye.
Bibi baher aaye to ek bola kahan hai wo
Chor ?
Bibi boli ji wo Apni night ki duty pe gaye hai.
Main akeli hun.
*******
mera cricket ka bat kahan gaya, jara
dhoond do na.
Mallu abe ullu, us Bat se to Mummy
kapron ke Chakke (sixer) maar rahi hai.
********
Do Bibiyan gup shup ker rahin thi.
Kyon bhai tumari taaket kya hai.?
Wo boli mera Shoher.
Aur teri kamzori ?
Tera Shoher.
*****
Ek Baari 2 police ke Sipahee Chor ko
dhoondte dhoondte uske gher pahunch gaye.
Bibi baher aaye to ek bola kahan hai wo
Chor ?
Bibi boli ji wo Apni night ki duty pe gaye hai.
Main akeli hun.
*******
Beer Bar main ek Janab pee rahe the
unke glass main Makhhi tair ( swimming)
ker rahi thi. Usne chilla ker waiter ko bulaya
ye makhi kahan se aaye. Waiter bola maaf
ji doosri beer laata huin keh chala gaya.
Doosri table pe ek janab baithe dekh rahe the
unka beer ka glass khaali hone wala tha. Wo
aaye Makhi wale ke pass gaya aur bole
ye aap wali makhhi mujhe de do na, mera bhi
glass khali ho rahahai.
unke glass main Makhhi tair ( swimming)
ker rahi thi. Usne chilla ker waiter ko bulaya
ye makhi kahan se aaye. Waiter bola maaf
ji doosri beer laata huin keh chala gaya.
Doosri table pe ek janab baithe dekh rahe the
unka beer ka glass khaali hone wala tha. Wo
aaye Makhi wale ke pass gaya aur bole
ye aap wali makhhi mujhe de do na, mera bhi
glass khali ho rahahai.
