Assalam o alaikum TM!
Ye thread main us khubsurat noujawan ke liye post kar raha hoon jise "Chooriyan" bohot pasand hai.
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I'm back again....
no more bakwas, seedhe story pe...
Ye thread mujhe google par mila,read karke acha tou nahi laga phir bhi aapke liye post kar raha hoon.
" mujhe paata nahi tha ki shikayat ki duukan ko chooriyan bhi pasand hain...ab toh main khud bazaar jaunga aur rang birangi chooriyan launga, aur tumhe pehnaunga!!".gif "Donttalktome (donttalktome)")
" wo orange chooriyan uski haathon pe achchi lagegi...she'll like it..."
"Bhaiya, wo orange chooriyaan dena zara..."
" apki pasand laajawab hai baabu, yeh chooriyan jinko milegi, wo bohut khush hongi..."
"Arey, khush kaise nahi hogi?? Viplab tripathi de raha hai bhai!!!! Naseeb waloon ko viplab se gift milta hai...".gif "Gift (gift)")
"Oh shikayat ki puriya, idhar aao...".gif "Skip (skip)")
" kiya hai?? Itni raat ko yahan kyun aye tum/??"
"Wo kya hai na tumhe uthane aya hoon, take hum Bhaag ke shaadi kar saken!!!"
"Haye shivji!!! Tumhe sharam nahi aati??? Rakshas!!!".gif "Poolparty (poolparty)")
"Arey,tum phir se shuru ho gayi?? Monster university tumhara favourite movie hai kya??? Hum toh mazaq kar rahe the...".gif "Smoking (smoking)")
"Aisa mazaq sirf tum hi kar sakte ho..."
"So toh hai...ab itna sense of humor toh viplab ke ilava kissi ke paas nahi hoga..."
" tumhara bakwaas khatam ho gaya ho toh hum jayen??"
"Arey ruko toh...hum ainvayi nahi aye...ye loh..."
"Kiya hai??"
"Arey, khol ke toh dekho!!!"
"Choiriyan!!!!! Arey, ye kitna sundar rang hai!!!"
"Hai na??? Meri choice toh world class hai.."
" ye kiske liye hai"
"Ab tumhe diya hai toh zahir si baat hai meri saasuma ke liye toh nahi hoga...tumhare liye hai..."
"Tumhara dimaag kharab hai kiya??? Hum iska ka karen??""
"Kiya kare matlab?? Pehno..."
" kiya bak rahe ho??? Hum vidhwa hai...hum ye sab nahi pehen sakte!!!"
"Kiya vidhwa?? Kiska vidhwa?? Umer dekhi hai aapni??"
"Ye paap hai..."
"Arey, kiya paap hai??? Chooriyan pehen na koi paap nahi hai...tumhe toh ye pasand hai, na??"
"Pasand tha...par ab nhi nai..."
"Arey par kiyun??"
"Tum samajhne ki koshish karo...humara pati mar chooka hai...humara suhag ujaar gaya hai..."
"Arey, koi suhag wuhag nahi ujra tumhara...hum zinda hain na?? Hum tumhe de rahe hai chooriyan...pehen lo..."
"Tum...tum..."
" han main main...aur han, mere samne aapne aap ko vidhwa bulana bandh karo... mere liye tum meri shikayat ki pooriya ho...kisiki vidhwa nahi, samjhi??"
"Aisa mat karo..."
" kyun na karoon?? Humen bilkul acha nahi lagta agar tum aapne aap ko vidhwa kaho toh..."
"Hum hai toh vidhwa!!"
"Bas karo...kaha na maine...tum vidhwa nahi ho... itni si umer mein kiya shaadi aur kaisi vidhwa??"
" hum ja rahe hai...tum bhi jaao..."
"Arey, suno toh, o hello, ruko toh..
Chooriyaan toh leke jao...
Suno...
@shehr-e-tanhayi @DiLkash @Dil-Wale @Bird-Of-Paradise @AnadiL @Shiraz-Khan @Toobi @Rubi & & & @Chai- mein-biscut
Ye thread main us khubsurat noujawan ke liye post kar raha hoon jise "Chooriyan" bohot pasand hai.
I'm back again....
no more bakwas, seedhe story pe...
Ye thread mujhe google par mila,read karke acha tou nahi laga phir bhi aapke liye post kar raha hoon.
" mujhe paata nahi tha ki shikayat ki duukan ko chooriyan bhi pasand hain...ab toh main khud bazaar jaunga aur rang birangi chooriyan launga, aur tumhe pehnaunga!!"
" wo orange chooriyan uski haathon pe achchi lagegi...she'll like it..."
"Bhaiya, wo orange chooriyaan dena zara..."
" apki pasand laajawab hai baabu, yeh chooriyan jinko milegi, wo bohut khush hongi..."
"Arey, khush kaise nahi hogi?? Viplab tripathi de raha hai bhai!!!! Naseeb waloon ko viplab se gift milta hai..."
"Oh shikayat ki puriya, idhar aao..."
" kiya hai?? Itni raat ko yahan kyun aye tum/??"
"Wo kya hai na tumhe uthane aya hoon, take hum Bhaag ke shaadi kar saken!!!"
"Haye shivji!!! Tumhe sharam nahi aati??? Rakshas!!!"
"Arey,tum phir se shuru ho gayi?? Monster university tumhara favourite movie hai kya??? Hum toh mazaq kar rahe the..."
"Aisa mazaq sirf tum hi kar sakte ho..."
"So toh hai...ab itna sense of humor toh viplab ke ilava kissi ke paas nahi hoga..."
" tumhara bakwaas khatam ho gaya ho toh hum jayen??"
"Arey ruko toh...hum ainvayi nahi aye...ye loh..."
"Kiya hai??"
"Arey, khol ke toh dekho!!!"
"Choiriyan!!!!! Arey, ye kitna sundar rang hai!!!"
"Hai na??? Meri choice toh world class hai.."
" ye kiske liye hai"
"Ab tumhe diya hai toh zahir si baat hai meri saasuma ke liye toh nahi hoga...tumhare liye hai..."
"Tumhara dimaag kharab hai kiya??? Hum iska ka karen??""
"Kiya kare matlab?? Pehno..."
" kiya bak rahe ho??? Hum vidhwa hai...hum ye sab nahi pehen sakte!!!"
"Kiya vidhwa?? Kiska vidhwa?? Umer dekhi hai aapni??"
"Ye paap hai..."
"Arey, kiya paap hai??? Chooriyan pehen na koi paap nahi hai...tumhe toh ye pasand hai, na??"
"Pasand tha...par ab nhi nai..."
"Arey par kiyun??"
"Tum samajhne ki koshish karo...humara pati mar chooka hai...humara suhag ujaar gaya hai..."
"Arey, koi suhag wuhag nahi ujra tumhara...hum zinda hain na?? Hum tumhe de rahe hai chooriyan...pehen lo..."
"Tum...tum..."
" han main main...aur han, mere samne aapne aap ko vidhwa bulana bandh karo... mere liye tum meri shikayat ki pooriya ho...kisiki vidhwa nahi, samjhi??"
"Aisa mat karo..."
" kyun na karoon?? Humen bilkul acha nahi lagta agar tum aapne aap ko vidhwa kaho toh..."
"Hum hai toh vidhwa!!"
"Bas karo...kaha na maine...tum vidhwa nahi ho... itni si umer mein kiya shaadi aur kaisi vidhwa??"
" hum ja rahe hai...tum bhi jaao..."
"Arey, suno toh, o hello, ruko toh..
Chooriyaan toh leke jao...
Suno...
@shehr-e-tanhayi @DiLkash @Dil-Wale @Bird-Of-Paradise @AnadiL @Shiraz-Khan @Toobi @Rubi & & & @Chai- mein-biscut