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ye kahani hai shaukat ali (@Shiraz-Khan ) ki jo k said poor gaao ka gawaala hai aur ek purani cycle pai baith kar muazafati elaaqo k gharo mai doodh baichta hai ,in ka chota bhai raaju(@Fanii jo apnai bhai k sath bhainsai charwata hai aur cycle pai in k sath baith kar gharo k andar doodh laijaata hai aur bahaanai bahaanai se apni bhaai k leyai larkiya bhi dhaikta hai ..in ki ek adad behen @AnadiL urf surayya jee jo hamesha bargad k drakht k neechai baiti khayalo mai gum rehti hai ..


ek din shukat ali aur raaju dono doodh baichnai jaatai hai .shaukat raju ko ghar k andar doodh dainai baijta hai .waha usai ek larki nazar aati hai fakhta gul ..raju bahar aakar shukat ko uski husan ki tareef karta hai .shukat fakhta gul k aks ko sheeshay mein utaar kar pechlai wali dewaaar pai charh jata {(dance)}{(dance)} hai aur kitchen ki window se fakhta ko taakta hai ;;);;) ..meanwhile us pai fakhta ki bari behen @Burrr_Burrrrr ki uqaabi nazarai parti hai :nojo kai poorai mohallai mai khunkhwaar billi k naam se jaani jaati hai.wo hamla karnai k leyai us pai pai jhapat parti hai ..shiraz usai dhaik kar aao dekha na taao dewaar se chalaang lagata hai usi asna mai parosan khala batool (@Hoorain ) apnai ghaayai kaa ghobar phainknai aati hai .jaisai he wo gobar phainkti hai ooper se shukat ali (shiraz) oondhai mun un goobar par gir parta hai {(crusing)}{(crusing)} ,goobar munh se hathaatai huwai "asman se gira khajoor mai atka"
khala batool (hoorain) : oo bhai jee "gobar hai halwa nahi " jo aisai jhapat parai !
aag laga kar tamasha dekhnai wala fanii (raaju) ki hansi nekalti hai =))=)) "arai shukat bhai (shiraz) is shakal ko dhaiknai k baad to mujai mohenjodaro dhaiknai ka koe shoq nahi raha "{}{456{}{456
shiraz jaisai barbaratai huwai {(no1)}{(no1)} arai aasteen kai saanp thu ne he to andar baija ta mujai .(raju) fanii cycle pai baith kai pedal pai zor lagaata hai .
.istarah bili choohay ka khel shuru hojata hai ..

{(running)}raju (fanii) dooddh k khali bartan leyai aagai aagai ( hans kar cheekhtai huwai shukat se mukhatib naiki barbaad gunah lazim . (hgj)(hgj)hahaha arai mai ne to madad ki ti teri
{(running)}(shaukat ali ) shiraz chappal leyai peechai peechai (arai shaitaan wo terai khala jee ka ghar nahi ta waha to wehshat zada aurato ka basaira ta
{(running)}aur burr burr khoon paseena aik karnkai poorai barbariyyat k sath hunter martai huwai shiraz k peechai (abi dekhaati hun wehshat zada aurat ka power shukat k bachai tu ruk zara)

khair burr burr unhai bhaga kar wapis chali jati hai ..udher surayya jee (anadil) khayalo mai gum kisi rumaanvi ghazal "hum khushboo jaisai log" tarteeb dai rahi hoti hai k uskai ghazal ko amali jaama pehnaanai k leyai shiraz gobar ki khusbooyai bakhairta darwaazai pai namudaar hota hai .surayya cheekh uth thi hai bhoot bhoot bhoot :lolguy:lolguy..paas khaar raaju ( fanii) hansi se loot phoot raha hota hai Galay para dhol bajana hi paRta hai arai ye hmra bhai shukat (shiraz) hai {(laugh)}{(laugh)} ..khair baad mai usai chlorine aur H2so4 k solution mai nehlaaya jaata hai ..is waqe ka shiraz par bht gehra asar parta aur shaadi k naam se he toba karlaita hai ..({sad)}({sad)}

agar kisi ko bura laga hun to m sorry :sorry:sorry mai saza khanai k leyai tayar hun jokai "aa bail mujhai maar" honai k mutaradif hai ...:facepalm X_X x_x:facepalm X_X x_x

ye afsaancha munshi prem chand aur aleem ul huq huqqi k afsaacho se inspired hai ..:p

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hahahaha @Shiraz-Khan bro itne mashoor hogey hain har koi in pe kahani likhne ko taras rha hay ;))
aur muje khala bnaya is may? /:) badla lugi main ab wait krain main apni kahani may apko kia bnaugi :challengeaccepted
Well written btw,,,maza aaya parh k :-bd
zaryaab said:
ye kahani hai shaukat ali (@Shiraz-Khan ) ki jo k said poor gaao ka gawaala hai aur ek purani cycle pai baith kar muazafati elaaqo k gharo mai doodh baichta hai ,in ka chota bhai raaju(@Fanii jo apnai bhai k sath bhainsai charwata hai aur cycle pai in k sath baith kar gharo k andar doodh laijaata hai aur bahaanai bahaanai se apni bhaai k leyai larkiya bhi dhaikta hai ..in ki ek adad behen @AnadiL urf surayya jee jo hamesha bargad k drakht k neechai baiti khayalo mai gum rehti hai ..


ek din shukat ali aur raaju dono doodh baichnai jaatai hai .shaukat raju ko ghar k andar doodh dainai baijta hai .waha usai ek larki nazar aati hai fakhta gul ..raju bahar aakar shukat ko uski husan ki tareef karta hai .shukat fakhta gul k aks ko sheeshay mein utaar kar pechlai wali dewaaar pai charh jata {(dance)}{(dance)} hai aur kitchen ki window se fakhta ko taakta hai ;;);;) ..meanwhile us pai fakhta ki bari behen @Burrr_Burrrrr ki uqaabi nazarai parti hai :nojo kai poorai mohallai mai khunkhwaar billi k naam se jaani jaati hai.wo hamla karnai k leyai us pai pai jhapat parti hai ..shiraz usai dhaik kar aao dekha na taao dewaar se chalaang lagata hai usi asna mai parosan khala batool (@Hoorain ) apnai ghaayai kaa ghobar phainknai aati hai .jaisai he wo gobar phainkti hai ooper se shukat ali (shiraz) oondhai mun un goobar par gir parta hai {(crusing)}{(crusing)} ,goobar munh se hathaatai huwai "asman se gira khajoor mai atka"
khala batool (hoorain) : oo bhai jee "gobar hai halwa nahi " jo aisai jhapat parai !
aag laga kar tamasha dekhnai wala fanii (raaju) ki hansi nekalti hai =))=)) "arai shukat bhai (shiraz) is shakal ko dhaiknai k baad to mujai mohenjodaro dhaiknai ka koe shoq nahi raha "{}{456{}{456
shiraz jaisai barbaratai huwai {(no1)}{(no1)} arai aasteen kai saanp thu ne he to andar baija ta mujai .(raju) fanii cycle pai baith kai pedal pai zor lagaata hai .
.istarah bili choohay ka khel shuru hojata hai ..

{(running)}raju (fanii) dooddh k khali bartan leyai aagai aagai ( hans kar cheekhtai huwai shukat se mukhatib naiki barbaad gunah lazim . (hgj)(hgj)hahaha arai mai ne to madad ki ti teri
{(running)}(shaukat ali ) shiraz chappal leyai peechai peechai (arai shaitaan wo terai khala jee ka ghar nahi ta waha to wehshat zada aurato ka basaira ta
{(running)}aur burr burr khoon paseena aik karnkai poorai barbariyyat k sath hunter martai huwai shiraz k peechai (abi dekhaati hun wehshat zada aurat ka power shukat k bachai tu ruk zara)

khair burr burr unhai bhaga kar wapis chali jati hai ..udher surayya jee (anadil) khayalo mai gum kisi rumaanvi ghazal "hum khushboo jaisai log" tarteeb dai rahi hoti hai k uskai ghazal ko amali jaama pehnaanai k leyai shiraz gobar ki khusbooyai bakhairta darwaazai pai namudaar hota hai .surayya cheekh uth thi hai bhoot bhoot bhoot :lolguy:lolguy..paas khaar raaju ( fanii) hansi se loot phoot raha hota hai Galay para dhol bajana hi paRta hai arai ye hmra bhai shukat (shiraz) hai {(laugh)}{(laugh)} ..khair baad mai usai chlorine aur H2so4 k solution mai nehlaaya jaata hai ..is waqe ka shiraz par bht gehra asar parta aur shaadi k naam se he toba karlaita hai ..({sad)}({sad)}

agar kisi ko bura laga hun to m sorry :sorry:sorry mai saza khanai k leyai tayar hun jokai "aa bail mujhai maar" honai k mutaradif hai ...:facepalm X_X x_x:facepalm X_X x_x

ye afsaancha munshi prem chand aur aleem ul huq huqqi k afsaacho se inspired hai ..:p

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zaryaab said:
ye kahani hai shaukat ali (@Shiraz-Khan ) ki jo k said poor gaao ka gawaala hai aur ek purani cycle pai baith kar muazafati elaaqo k gharo mai doodh baichta hai ,in ka chota bhai raaju(@Fanii jo apnai bhai k sath bhainsai charwata hai aur cycle pai in k sath baith kar gharo k andar doodh laijaata hai aur bahaanai bahaanai se apni bhaai k leyai larkiya bhi dhaikta hai ..in ki ek adad behen @AnadiL urf surayya jee jo hamesha bargad k drakht k neechai baiti khayalo mai gum rehti hai ..


ek din shukat ali aur raaju dono doodh baichnai jaatai hai .shaukat raju ko ghar k andar doodh dainai baijta hai .waha usai ek larki nazar aati hai fakhta gul ..raju bahar aakar shukat ko uski husan ki tareef karta hai .shukat fakhta gul k aks ko sheeshay mein utaar kar pechlai wali dewaaar pai charh jata {(dance)}{(dance)} hai aur kitchen ki window se fakhta ko taakta hai ;;);;) ..meanwhile us pai fakhta ki bari behen @Burrr_Burrrrr ki uqaabi nazarai parti hai :nojo kai poorai mohallai mai khunkhwaar billi k naam se jaani jaati hai.wo hamla karnai k leyai us pai pai jhapat parti hai ..shiraz usai dhaik kar aao dekha na taao dewaar se chalaang lagata hai usi asna mai parosan khala batool (@Hoorain ) apnai ghaayai kaa ghobar phainknai aati hai .jaisai he wo gobar phainkti hai ooper se shukat ali (shiraz) oondhai mun un goobar par gir parta hai {(crusing)}{(crusing)} ,goobar munh se hathaatai huwai "asman se gira khajoor mai atka"
khala batool (hoorain) : oo bhai jee "gobar hai halwa nahi " jo aisai jhapat parai !
aag laga kar tamasha dekhnai wala fanii (raaju) ki hansi nekalti hai =))=)) "arai shukat bhai (shiraz) is shakal ko dhaiknai k baad to mujai mohenjodaro dhaiknai ka koe shoq nahi raha "{}{456{}{456
shiraz jaisai barbaratai huwai {(no1)}{(no1)} arai aasteen kai saanp thu ne he to andar baija ta mujai .(raju) fanii cycle pai baith kai pedal pai zor lagaata hai .
.istarah bili choohay ka khel shuru hojata hai ..

{(running)}raju (fanii) dooddh k khali bartan leyai aagai aagai ( hans kar cheekhtai huwai shukat se mukhatib naiki barbaad gunah lazim . (hgj)(hgj)hahaha arai mai ne to madad ki ti teri
{(running)}(shaukat ali ) shiraz chappal leyai peechai peechai (arai shaitaan wo terai khala jee ka ghar nahi ta waha to wehshat zada aurato ka basaira ta
{(running)}aur burr burr khoon paseena aik karnkai poorai barbariyyat k sath hunter martai huwai shiraz k peechai (abi dekhaati hun wehshat zada aurat ka power shukat k bachai tu ruk zara)

khair burr burr unhai bhaga kar wapis chali jati hai ..udher surayya jee (anadil) khayalo mai gum kisi rumaanvi ghazal "hum khushboo jaisai log" tarteeb dai rahi hoti hai k uskai ghazal ko amali jaama pehnaanai k leyai shiraz gobar ki khusbooyai bakhairta darwaazai pai namudaar hota hai .surayya cheekh uth thi hai bhoot bhoot bhoot :lolguy:lolguy..paas khaar raaju ( fanii) hansi se loot phoot raha hota hai Galay para dhol bajana hi paRta hai arai ye hmra bhai shukat (shiraz) hai {(laugh)}{(laugh)} ..khair baad mai usai chlorine aur H2so4 k solution mai nehlaaya jaata hai ..is waqe ka shiraz par bht gehra asar parta aur shaadi k naam se he toba karlaita hai ..({sad)}({sad)}

agar kisi ko bura laga hun to m sorry :sorry:sorry mai saza khanai k leyai tayar hun jokai "aa bail mujhai maar" honai k mutaradif hai ...:facepalm X_X x_x:facepalm X_X x_x

ye afsaancha munshi prem chand aur aleem ul huq huqqi k afsaacho se inspired hai ..:p

@shehr-e-tanhayi . @Syeda-Hilya . @Parisa_ . @Aks_ . @Ally
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Hoorain said:
hahahaha @Shiraz-Khan bro itne mashoor hogey hain har koi in pe kahani likhne ko taras rha hay ;))
aur muje khala bnaya is may? /:) badla lugi main ab wait krain main apni kahani may apko kia bnaugi :challengeaccepted
Well written btw,,,maza aaya parh k :-bd
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Hahahahhaa zaryab /:)
asal me aap ko khala k character me dekh ker mujhey tasalli milgae thi =)) or mujhse ye kahani hazam hogae =))
 
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zaryaab said:
ye kahani hai shaukat ali (@Shiraz-Khan ) ki jo k said poor gaao ka gawaala hai aur ek purani cycle pai baith kar muazafati elaaqo k gharo mai doodh baichta hai ,in ka chota bhai raaju(@Fanii jo apnai bhai k sath bhainsai charwata hai aur cycle pai in k sath baith kar gharo k andar doodh laijaata hai aur bahaanai bahaanai se apni bhaai k leyai larkiya bhi dhaikta hai ..in ki ek adad behen @AnadiL urf surayya jee jo hamesha bargad k drakht k neechai baiti khayalo mai gum rehti hai ..


ek din shukat ali aur raaju dono doodh baichnai jaatai hai .shaukat raju ko ghar k andar doodh dainai baijta hai .waha usai ek larki nazar aati hai fakhta gul ..raju bahar aakar shukat ko uski husan ki tareef karta hai .shukat fakhta gul k aks ko sheeshay mein utaar kar pechlai wali dewaaar pai charh jata {(dance)}{(dance)} hai aur kitchen ki window se fakhta ko taakta hai ;;);;) ..meanwhile us pai fakhta ki bari behen @Burrr_Burrrrr ki uqaabi nazarai parti hai :nojo kai poorai mohallai mai khunkhwaar billi k naam se jaani jaati hai.wo hamla karnai k leyai us pai pai jhapat parti hai ..shiraz usai dhaik kar aao dekha na taao dewaar se chalaang lagata hai usi asna mai parosan khala batool (@Hoorain ) apnai ghaayai kaa ghobar phainknai aati hai .jaisai he wo gobar phainkti hai ooper se shukat ali (shiraz) oondhai mun un goobar par gir parta hai {(crusing)}{(crusing)} ,goobar munh se hathaatai huwai "asman se gira khajoor mai atka"
khala batool (hoorain) : oo bhai jee "gobar hai halwa nahi " jo aisai jhapat parai !
aag laga kar tamasha dekhnai wala fanii (raaju) ki hansi nekalti hai =))=)) "arai shukat bhai (shiraz) is shakal ko dhaiknai k baad to mujai mohenjodaro dhaiknai ka koe shoq nahi raha "{}{456{}{456
shiraz jaisai barbaratai huwai {(no1)}{(no1)} arai aasteen kai saanp thu ne he to andar baija ta mujai .(raju) fanii cycle pai baith kai pedal pai zor lagaata hai .
.istarah bili choohay ka khel shuru hojata hai ..

{(running)}raju (fanii) dooddh k khali bartan leyai aagai aagai ( hans kar cheekhtai huwai shukat se mukhatib naiki barbaad gunah lazim . (hgj)(hgj)hahaha arai mai ne to madad ki ti teri
{(running)}(shaukat ali ) shiraz chappal leyai peechai peechai (arai shaitaan wo terai khala jee ka ghar nahi ta waha to wehshat zada aurato ka basaira ta
{(running)}aur burr burr khoon paseena aik karnkai poorai barbariyyat k sath hunter martai huwai shiraz k peechai (abi dekhaati hun wehshat zada aurat ka power shukat k bachai tu ruk zara)

khair burr burr unhai bhaga kar wapis chali jati hai ..udher surayya jee (anadil) khayalo mai gum kisi rumaanvi ghazal "hum khushboo jaisai log" tarteeb dai rahi hoti hai k uskai ghazal ko amali jaama pehnaanai k leyai shiraz gobar ki khusbooyai bakhairta darwaazai pai namudaar hota hai .surayya cheekh uth thi hai bhoot bhoot bhoot :lolguy:lolguy..paas khaar raaju ( fanii) hansi se loot phoot raha hota hai Galay para dhol bajana hi paRta hai arai ye hmra bhai shukat (shiraz) hai {(laugh)}{(laugh)} ..khair baad mai usai chlorine aur H2so4 k solution mai nehlaaya jaata hai ..is waqe ka shiraz par bht gehra asar parta aur shaadi k naam se he toba karlaita hai ..({sad)}({sad)}

agar kisi ko bura laga hun to m sorry :sorry:sorry mai saza khanai k leyai tayar hun jokai "aa bail mujhai maar" honai k mutaradif hai ...:facepalm X_X x_x:facepalm X_X x_x

ye afsaancha munshi prem chand aur aleem ul huq huqqi k afsaacho se inspired hai ..:p

@shehr-e-tanhayi . @Syeda-Hilya . @Parisa_ . @Aks_ . @Ally
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:-bd @Hoorain happy?? ;))
 
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@Hoorain zaroor ! :) intezaar rahaigaa ..:) baaqi members to interest he nahi lai rahai ..pata nahi ye members itnai baizaar Q dekhaaye daitai hai ..inhai dhaik dhaik k mujhai baizaari hogaye hai ..!
 
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zaryaab said:
@Hoorain zaroor ! :) intezaar rahaigaa ..:) baaqi members to interest he nahi lai rahai ..pata nahi ye members itnai baizaar Q dekhaaye daitai hai ..inhai dhaik dhaik k mujhai baizaari hogaye hai ..!
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actually i think aapka tag sabko nhi milta,,in fact muje b nhi mila tha maien by chance check kiya :-?
 
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