** Woman **

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  1. HaRrIz

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    This adorable creature called W-O-M-A-N



    If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
    If you don't, you are not a man



    If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
    If you don't, you are good for nothing



    If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
    If you don't, you are not understanding



    If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man'
    If you don't you are half a man



    If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
    If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing



    If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
    If you don't, you are a dull boy



    If you are jealous, she says it's bad
    If you don't , she thinks you do not love her



    If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
    If you don't, she thinks you do not like her



    If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
    If she is late, she says that's a girl's way



    If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel
    If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls'



    If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
    If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage



    If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
    If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics



    If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting
    If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring



    If you talk, she wants you to listen
    If you listen, she wants you to talk



    Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN'
    So simple, yet so complex
    So weak, yet so powerful
    So confusing, yet so desirable



    "O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN"
     
  2. sweet_syndrella

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    acha hua na akhir larkion k jootay kha kha ker aqal aa hi gai {(yahoo)}

    pitnay k baad har larka aisi hi batain karta hai {}{456

    dont worry man

    u r a man and

    gentleman no need to do any thing now {(moc)}
     
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    oooooh men {}{76yt
    y do u guys have problem with girls {}{78iu
    all the times u guys say...
    girls r like this.....
    girls r like that....
    this....
    that.... {(wonky)} {(wonky)} {(wonky)} {(wonky)}
    {(omg)}
     
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    {}{678u {}{678u {}{678u

    larkion ki nazron main hero bannay ka shoq jo hota hai {(on the)}
     
  5. abdul samad khan

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    kiyo shooq nhi hota ab itnay gayi guzray bhi nhi hai hum larkay kiyo bahiyoooooooo balkay larkiya full tayyar ho ker nikalti hai {(moc)}
     
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    aap ko ghalat fehmi hui hai jo full tayaar ho kar nikalatay hain wo ""she"" nahi hotay {(moc)} {(moc)}

    hairat hai aap nay un ko bhi nahi chora (qy)
     
  7. HaRrIz

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    Ohhhhhhhhhhh GOD {(wonky)} Yeh Kya Ho Raha Hai Is Mssg Board Par {}{76yt Mein Nai Tu Awain Ek Mail Yahan Copy Paste Kar Di Tu Larkyaan Itnaa Ghalat Fehmi Kaa Shikaar Ho Gaye Hain ALLAH MAff Karey.. Larkyun Ki Purani Porblem Zara C Tareef Kar Du Tu Foran Se Attitude Dekhana Shooroo.. Mujh Se Ghalti Aindah Aisa Koi Mail Nahi Post Karon Gaa ... {}{:p
     
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    nahe hariz ye ssachai hai jealous mut ho {(on the)} {(moc)}
     
  9. HaRrIz

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    LoLzZz Mujhey Kya Zarorat Pari Hai Jealous Honey Kii HaHaHaHa
     
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    nahe tum larkion ki sachai say jealous ho rahay ho
     
  11. Waqar Hussain

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    ahaan nice and lovely sharing

    keep its up and thankx for sharing
     
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    nice jee
     

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