Wife vs. Husband part 2

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  1. Darshi

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    WHO DOES WHAT


    A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

    The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

    The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

    Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

    Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."

    So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages,

    That it indeed says........ .. "HEBREWS"

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    The Silent Treatment


    A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were givingeach other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,

    "Please wake me at 5:00 AM ." He left it where he knew she would find it.

    The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious , he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

    The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM, Wake up."

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    Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. Really !.
     
  2. candy

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    heeeeeeeee,keep sharing :D :D :D :) ;) ;D ;D
     
  3. Dark

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    {}{456{}{456{}{456{(ahy9)}{()|dddd Nice post
     
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    good good
     

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