What man really means!! Guys u have to chack this out..to see if its true.

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  1. Darshi

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    What a man really means !!
    I'M GOING FISHING
    Means: I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.

    IT'S A GUY THING
    Means: There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.

    TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD.
    Means: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.

    CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?
    Means: Why isn't it already on the table?

    I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND.
    Means: I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra.

    THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR.
    Means: Are you still talking?

    HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING
    Means: And I sure hope I think of some pretty darn soon.

    UH HUH, SURE, HONEY, OR YES, DEAR...
    Means: Absolutely nothing.

    IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN
    Means: I have no idea how it works.

    I CAN'T FIND IT.
    Means: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless.

    WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?
    Means: "What did you catch me at?

    I HEARD YOU.
    Means: I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me.

    YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE.
    Means: I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse.

    YOU LOOK TERRIFIC.
    Means: Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving already.

    I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.
    Means: No one will ever see us alive again.

    WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK.
    Means: I make the mess, she cleans it up.

    YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.
    Means: I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday.

    I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES
    Means: The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe.

    OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
    Means: I have actually severed a limb, it will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt. [glow=red,2,300]
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  2. candy

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    i can't read well :(
     
  3. Waqar Hussain

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  4. nrbhayo

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    nice jee
     

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