Water, Water ! A man was crawling

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  1. sweet-girl

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    Water, Water ! A man was crawling across the Desert dying of thirst, when
    a camel raced up and stopped. An Arab jumped down opened
    a suitcase and said, "Would you like to buy a tie?"
    "No," said the man, "I need water, do you have water?"
    "No," said the Arab, "but I do have a wonderful selection of ties."
    He rode off, and the unfortunate man continued crawling across
    the hot sand until he came to a beautiful Hotel.
    He crawled up the steps,crying "Water! Water !"
    The Manager approached him and said, "I'm sorry Sir,
    you can't come in here without a Tie!"

     
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    hahhaahahah
     
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    {}{678u(hgj)(hgj)v{()|aw
     
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    hehehe lolzzzz
     
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    {:)p)}{:)p)}{:)p)}
     
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