Water, Water ! A man was crawling across the Desert dying of thirst, when a camel raced up and stopped. An Arab jumped down opened a suitcase and said, "Would you like to buy a tie?" "No," said the man, "I need water, do you have water?" "No," said the Arab, "but I do have a wonderful selection of ties." He rode off, and the unfortunate man continued crawling across the hot sand until he came to a beautiful Hotel. He crawled up the steps,crying "Water! Water !" The Manager approached him and said, "I'm sorry Sir, you can't come in here without a Tie!"