Talented Family

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  1. Darshi

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    My family’s very talented;
    I’m certain you’ll agree.
    We each possess a special skill
    That anyone can see.
    My brother’s good at burying
    his finger up his nose.
    My sister’s good at covering
    her room with dirty clothes.

    My father’s good at eating soup
    in big, disgusting slurps.
    My mother’s good at cutting loose
    with record-breaking burps.

    Our dog is good at piddling
    in the backseat of the car.
    The baby’s good at putting
    Pop-Tarts in the VCR.

    Myself, I’m good at sleeping late
    and making lots of noise
    and cluttering the living room
    with comic books and toys.

    So though we’re very talented,
    I’m sad to say it’s true:
    We’re only good at doing things
    we’re not supposed to do.
     
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    HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
     
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    lolzzz nice
     
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