Tablo & Stage plays...

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  1. Hoorain

    Hoorain *In search of oyster pearls* VIP

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    Assalam o ALaikum



    AAP sab yahan apne school, college ya university may kiye gaye koi bhi tablo (cultural, entertainment, religious) ya koi bhi aap k mind may ho aur aap share karna chahain to idhar share karain hum sab k saath...

    Aur agar kisi ko apne school ya college may kisi tablo k liye help chahiye to wo bhi idhar post kar sakte hain aur baqi sab unki help karain gaye! :-bd

    HAVE FUN!!
    Share ur sweet memories and experiences {(popcorn)}
     
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  2. Azb

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    walikum salam :)
    wow quite useful thread for me :) as u know :p
    will insha'Allah share sumthing :)
     
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    hahah yeah aapki waja se hi muje yaad aaya ye lga dun :p

    ok intazar rhega :-bd
     
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    oo really :p
     
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    den shukran :p
     
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  7. Hoorain

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    pleasurooo :p
     
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    NamaL "Imtihaan hai imtihaan" Super Star

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    Hmmmmmmm nice acha sislsila shru kiya ha sis ap ny
     
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  9. Hoorain

    Hoorain *In search of oyster pearls* VIP

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    Thanx BP :)


    AAp sab share to karo apne experinece

    Sab hi k institutes may hote hain tablos ,,,poora tablo likhna hay with TITLE {(popcorn)}
     
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    Conversation between a shopkeeper and a customer! (stage play 2 characters!)

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    (In an American Embassy) Conversation between a female employee and an info seeker!
    2 characters!
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    2 characters play!
    Funny conversation between a customer and waitress!

    dialogue between customer & waitress

    yahan pe kirdar kuch is tarha se hain
    customer : saviou
    waitress : hoorain

    saviou(customer) ( jinhe harr baat may shair bolnay ki aadat hai) restaurant mai daakhil hote hain half deal k chakkar mai :p


    saviou : (seat pe baithtay huay) waitress (hoorain) ko bulate hain.


    (waitress (hoorain) musalsal daramma dekhnay mai maghan hai)


    saviou: waiter!

    Hoorain : (uss pe koi assar nahi)


    saviou : zorr se table bajate hain'


    hoorain : jaldi jaldi bhaagi aati hai.


    Saviou : barri derr karr di mehrubaan aatay aatay ;)


    hoorain : (heraangi se dekhtay huay menu card aagay karti hai) Sir order plz.


    Saviou : (5 min menu card ko ghurte hain phir waitress ki taraf dekhtay huay bolte hain)

    dill tou chahtaa hai harr cheez kharindoon
    parr jaib kehti hai bakwaas na karr :D


    hoorain : (jallay huay andaaz mai) sir! aap se zyada aqalmand tou aapki jaib hai:|


    saviou : (burra sa mou banatay huay) order pass karte hain.


    hoorain : counter pe chali jaati hai orr phir se dramma dekhnay mai maghan ho jati hai.




    Saviou : pichlay 15 min se dramay k harr scene k saath waitress k mou k badaltay huay zaawion ka jaizaa le rahe hain, orr hanss rahe hani.
    Sath me sher keh rahe hain

    Ye andaz e nazar, gulistane chaman
    Lagta nahi aaj ho payega apna bhojan

    (45 min guzarnay k baad)


    Saviou : waitress!


    hoorain : (apni saheli k saath drama discuss karr rahi hai ) yaar kal ki episode mai parwati ne peoush ko thappar maara.
    Saheli : kon paarwati?


    Saviou : (jo counter k paas hi kharre sab sunn rahe the kehte hain) paarwati hamari paroosan:p


    hoorain : jee sir?


    Saviou : jee! pichlay 1 ghantay se maine order diaa hai or ap musalsall starplus mai maghan hain'


    hoorain : (masoomiat se) parr sir mai tou sony dekh rahi hu :p


    Saviou : OMG' (sarr pe haath maartay huay)

    Ye kahan aagaye ham yuhi chalte chalte half deal k chakkar me,
    ab kaun bachayega hameeeeeee is musheebat me


    hoorain : hay ALLAH sir! aap kia suhana k fan hoo?


    Saviou : kon suhana ?


    hoorain : sir wo jo aapki parrosan hay na parwati uski bahu aapko nahi pata :p


    Saviou : (burra sa mou banatay huay) dobara apni jagha pe aa jate hain.
    uktaa k saviou tehlnaa shurru karr dete hain...
    aur geet gaane lagte hain chalte chalte ek naseehat yaad rakhna kabhi half deal k chakkar me na padhna


    hoorain : dramma chhorr k saviou ki taraf mashkook nazron se dekhnay lagti hai, k jesyay wo hotel k chamach churra k bhaagnay waale hoo:p
    waitress baghor unka jaiza leti hai orr paas aa k bolti hai k sir plzz tashreef rakhain'


    saviou : mai kia yahan tashreef rakhnay aaya hu...aur kahi kia mujay tashreef rakhni nahi aati thi jo mai yahan aata...


    hoorain : nahi sir meraaa matlab.......


    saviou : nahi tou kia matlab hai aapka k ab aap batayen gi k mai kab tashreef rakhuu(saari bharras nikal k aakhir kaar saviou tashreef rakh hi lete hain ).
    itne may hoorain khana le hi aati hai!


    Saviou : (apna mou sawaarte hain )


    hoorain : khana serve kartay huay bhi tv ki taraf dehan hay or chatnian saviou k kapron pe girr jaati hain.


    Saviou : (bechare ka mou sawara hi reh jata hai:p


    hoorain : sorry sir i m really sorry mai abi saaf karr deti hu :( orr tension mai wo tissue uthanay ki bajaye table cover se hi saaf karnay lagti hai-tou baaqi bachi hui chatnian bhi girr jaati hain.


    Saviou : what the hell! aapko zarra tameez nahi meri itni qeemti shirt kharaab karr di kahan hai manager aapko naukri pe kis ne rakhaa.


    hoorain : (ankho mai aansoo laatay huay kisi taza tareen drama k dialogues bolne lagti hay)
    sir plz aap manager sir se mat bolna. maire chote chote behan bhai hain sir, mairi walidain boorhe hain ,sir
    main unki ek lauti aulaad hoon ,sir hum sab behan bhai yateem hain(wo shayed kuch ziada hi sentimental ho rhi thi);)
    phir apni aankhon se ragar ragar kar wo aansu saaf karne lagi jo nikal hi nhi rhe thay.


    Saviou : oh plz ab apni ye notanki band karo, khana serve karte hue bhi tum SOny daikh rhi thi

    hoorain : (waitress minmanatte hue)par sir wo sony nhi wo to ZEE tha. :0


    saviou : (ghusse may usse manager room ki taraf late hain)pata chalta hay manager sahab subha aayain gay


    saviou : theek hay aaj main tumhe maaf karta hoon, par tum ne maira bohat nuqsaan kia hay


    hoorain : (burra sa moun banate hue )shukrya sir aap kitne dialoo hain, main aap k ehsanaat tale gaude gaude doob chukki hoon ;)



    saviou : aur agar maine ghusse may kuch ziada keh dia ho to ignore kar daina



    hoorain : koi baat nhi sir main samajh sakti hoon aap ghusse may thay is lie kuch bhi bakwaas karne lagge its ok :)



    saviou : what?



    hoorain : haan na sir hota hay insan ghuss may kuch bhi bakwaas kar daita hay maine aap ko maaf kia its ok :)(apni taraf se wo saviou pe ehsaan kar rhi hay);)



    (saviou ka moun hayrat se khula hi reh jata hay ):0
    uff ok ab main chalta hoon



    hoorain : ok sir aate rahie ga ;)



    saviou : (mur k muskuraate hue ) bare beaabru ho kar taire kooche se hum nikle



    hoorain : (dil me minminate huye chal ab apna raasta naap nikalley)



    saviou : (baahir nikalte hue saviou mur k daikhte hain waitress (hoorain) abhi bhi Tv daikh rahi hay par is baar wo ye andaza nhi kar pate k wo star plus daikh rhi thi, SOny, ya zEE):(

     
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  13. Hoorain

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    2 characters stage play!
    conversation between Bus conductor and Female Pessenger!

    MSC : (drmyan main boli) apni bak bak bnd karo or jaldi se point pr ao.:))

    Cool : (Muh banaya) humare dialogue main 2 character hain jin main ek bus conductor or dusra passenger hai.

    Coooool : Bus conductor ~*~*~*~ Masoom se Chahat : Passenger

    Cool : Passenger ek un parh dayhati aurat hai.

    MSC : (gussa se) haan haan passenger jahil or conductor ne PHD ki hai na.:))

    Cool : aray puri baat to suno , to dosto conductor ka to app k ptta he hai k ye dunia ki maskeen hasti hoti hai,:)) to cool ek thakayli bus ka conductor hai, jo bgair sochay samjhay bolta hai.

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    Subha 7 baje ka time tha logo apni apni manzil pr pohchnay k liye bus stop pr khray bus ka intzar kr rahay hain, or ajj bus stop ko apni kismat pr rashk aa raha tha Q-K ajj os k haan Mai basanto b ai thi, jo zoor zoor se bus walon ko galian day rahi thi.........:)){(laugh)}

    achnak ek taraf se toofan aata mehsoos hoa sab seham gaye jab dhonwa k badal chtay or thora gour se dekha ye to bus thi jis ka sab ko intzar tha,{(laugh)} Mai bsanto bus ki traf brhi or bus k gate pr conductor ne istaqbal kia.

    Burhi Aurat (Passenger) :(Chikhtay huway) kia didhay paar kr dekh rahay ho {(laugh)}bus main sawar honay main meri madad karo.

    (Burhi Aurat bus main sawar hoi or ek traf khri ho gai Q-K sari bus passenger se bhari hoi thi)

    Conductor : (agay ja kr ek juwan larkay se) bay ! uth nazar nahi aata teri dadi ki umer ki aurat khri hai or tu aram se betha maze kr raha hai. {(laugh)}(wnhi se Burhi Aurat ko awaz lgai) hello ! idhr aa jao seat khali hai

    Burhi Aurat : (chikhtay huway) Kambakht ! main Q hilon helay tu tera khandaan.{(laugh)}{(laugh)}
    (conductor k bilkul pass aa kr chatakh kr thapar os k muh pr "thha". {(laugh)}{(laugh)}Conductor chup ho kr side pr ho gay or Burhi Aurat seat khali dekh kr beth gai )
    (Conductor kraya akatha krnay laga, pass he seat per bethay larkay se karay manga os ne kaha 'student" ye sun kr kraya liye bagair he conductor mai ki traf brha)

    Conductor : Mai karay do.

    Burhi Aurat : (dil main socha shayed "STUDENT" koi password hai or os ki traf dekahy bina boli ) Student ! {(laugh)}{(laugh)}{(laugh)}{(laugh)}

    Conductor : (gussa se) Mai jaldi se kraya nikal or bta knha jana hai.

    Burhi Aurat : (phir ek zor daar thapar Conductor k muh pr mara{(laugh)}) suna nahi student ! {(laugh)}{(laugh)}{(laugh)}
    (Ek aurat ne Burhi Aurat ko samjhaya)

    Conductor : knha jana hai Mai.

    Burhi Aurat : main ne kuch nai khana {(laugh)}kambakhat mujhe to tu sadyon ka bhooka lag raha hai pehle khud kuch kha kr aa.{(laugh)}{(laugh)}

    Conductor : (zoor se) main ne pucha hai knha jana hai.
    (ab Burhi Aurat ki smjh main aya)

    Burhi Aurat : ahista bolo main behri nahi hoon {(laugh)}, apnay betay Fiqay k ghr !

    Conductor : wo knha rehta hai.

    Burhi Aurat : aray na murad mujhe kia ptta {(laugh)}wo knha rehta hai main aurat zaat tu sher sher phirta hai tujhe ptta hona chahye , {(laugh)}mere betay ne sher naya ghr liya hai ajj dil cha ose milnay ja rahi hoon.

    Conductor : (mathay pr hath mara, {(laugh)}stop pr bus rukwai) Mai bus se utro jao pehle betay k ghr ka ptta puch kr ao.{(laugh)}{(laugh)}

    Burhi Aurat conductor ko galain nikaltay howay bus se utar gai.......{(laugh)}{(laugh)}
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    "Hahahahha to frndz dil khol kr hansye Q-K ynha hasna manah nahi"
     
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    2 character Play!
    Conversation between a sabzifarosh(vendor) and female customer!
    Tu shuru karte hain dialouge jo ke ek SABZI WALE and CUSTOMER ke darmian hain..

    PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER;;)
    DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:D

    En dono ka taruuf karwaten hain phele ap sb ko:)
    PAKI_GIRL(customer):Thora sa ghusa ziyada ata hai enhe aur reham dile me tu inka koi jawab nahe:D

    Dreamy Boy(sabzi wala):moassom sa ek admi jo ke fresh sabziyan bechta hai aur apne ghaak ko special discount deta hai:)
    Waise tu paki_girl en ki 20 years old customer hain leken pg kkhena hai ke en ki age bhe 20 saal nahe tu customer kahan se 20 years ki hogaye aur 20 saal purna rishta hone ke nate en dono ko ek dosre ki tang khecne me phd ki the:p=))

    Chalen ye tha en ka taruuf ap start karten hain apne dialouge:)
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    Subah subah ka time tha jb DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA apni wife ke 10 number wala joota kha ke apne dukaan par ja raha tha:D

    Dukkan par pauncha tu apne dukan set ki aur aista aista se gungunane laga...
    Ke achanak se peche se ek customer ayen...aur ate sath he bole..

    PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:Asalam o Alaikum Bhai JAAn(loud awaz me)
    DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:Walaikum Asalam...Baji ap ne tu hame dara he diya me samjha ke ere biwi yahan bhe mujhe jota maarne a gayen hain=))

    PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:Bhai jaan ap fikar mat karen ye naik kaam me kardunge agr aj mujhe fresh sabzi na mile tu:))

    DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:Ghuse se ye subah subah kis ka chera dehkliya me ne...

    PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:ap ne kuch kaha(pg ko pata chal gaya ke db ne kya kaha leken wo anjan ban gaye)

    DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:kuch nahe behan jee me khe raha tha ke aj ap hamare phele customer hain tu aj ka din acha rehega hamara ziyada customer ayenge:p

    PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:Ghuse me a kar zoor dar slap mara diya db ke face par:))

    DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:baji kyun mara?

    PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:bahana banate hue kaha wo makki bhete hue the na is liye=))
    ise bhane apne ghussa utar diya

    DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:eek:h acha behan hum samjhe ap apna ghuse hum par utar rahe hain:p

    PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:acha ab ziyada baatein mat karo aur sabziyun ke bhaow(rate) batao...

    DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:baji ap free bhe le jayen tu koi baat nahe ap se kya pise lene ap tu hamare behan jaise hain;;)

    PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:(khush ho ke)acha ap kitne ache hain mere dua hai ke kal ap ko apni biwi se sif ek joota he pare inshallah:))

    DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:behan itne ache dua dene ka shukriya=))

    PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:pg ne khushe khushe me apne shopar me tamatar dalna shuru kar diye aur apne ghar ko chal paren

    DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:achanak peche se awaz aye.....

    DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:baji tamatar 100 rupees kilo hain

    PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:leken ap ne tu kaha ke muft le jaon...

    DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:ab hum aapne baji ke sath mazaq bhe nahe kar sakte kya=))
    db ko hanse a rahe the:))

    PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:ghuse me a kar tamatar rakh diye aur phr se zoor dar slaaap mara db ke face par::))

    DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:baji ab ye kyun mara?

    PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:ab behan apne bhai ke sath mazaq bhe nahe kar sakte kya=))haha

    DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:db dil he dil me khene laga ghar raho tu joote aur bahir niklo tu thappar

    PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:ap ne kuch kaha?

    DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:nahe behan me soch raha tha ke kitne ache wife aur behan mile hai mujhe....:))

    PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:leken kbhi gharoor nahe kiye me ne:p
    aur dil hi dil me pg kheten hain sabzi wale ko
    na kam ka na kaaj ka aur dushman anaj ka=))

    PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:acha 1 kilo tamatar par kitna discount de rahe ho mujhe?

    DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:baji waietu hum baqi customers ko 101 rupees kilo tamatar 1 kilo ke hisab se sell karten hain leken jaise ke ap hamare special custumer hain tu ap ko discount kar ke 100 rupees me 1 kilo milega:))

    PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:ek zoor dar thappar mar diya sabzi wale ke face par=))

    DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:ab kya hua behan?

    PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:ye ap ne 1 rupees ka special discount diya na ap ne is liye ap par bohat reham aya is liye ap ko thappar mara=))

    DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:baji itna reham dehkane ka shukriya ap bilkul hamare biwi pa gaye ho wo he subah subah ise tarah hamare upa reham karte hain=))

    PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:acha ab ziyada auchlo mat aur ek kilo tamatar do.....

    DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA :db ne ek kilo tamatar too kar diye jis me se kuch kharaab tamatar bhe the jis ko dehk kar customer ne kaha...

    PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:ye tamatar bhe na apne he jaise gale sare rakhe hue hain:))

    DREAMY BOY=SABZI:baji itne mehengai me ap ko ye bhe mil jaye bohat hai ap ko tu phr bhr ye mil raha hai aur jin ko nahe milta un se ja ke pochen ap....

    PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:ek aur zoor dar slap mara=))

    DREAMY BOY=SABZI WALA:ab kyun mara?

    PAKI_GIRL=CUSTOMER:ye is liye mara kyun ne tum ne bilkul sahe kaha aur sach baat kahe:)

    So frnds is dialouge me ap sb ne dehka ke end me hame ek sabaq bhe mila ke jo kuch bhe hame ALLAH ne diya pata nahe hum is ke liaq bhe hain ya nahe but Beshak ALLAH bohat REHAM KARNE wala hai...us ne jo bhe hame diya jis haal me bhe hame rakha hame ALLAH ka har haal me shukar ada karna chahaiye shukar karne se ALLAH aur ziyada apne bando ke deta hai...
    THANKS 4 READING FRNDS HAMESHA KHUSH RAHEN AUR DOSRO KO BHE KHUSH RAKHE
    REGARDS PAKI_GIRL AND DREAMY BOY
     
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    3 character play!

    COnversation between a land lady, a paying guest and, a neghiborer!(karyeedar aur malik makan k darmyan mukalma)

    AssalamO Alaikum Dear Members
    mujhe Or Amrin kO jO tOpic milla hai wO hai
    Flat ya makan keraya per lena…
    makan malik ( Amreen ) Or karaidar ( Noor )
    iSsi tOpiC k hawalay Say
    conversation tayar ki hai
    jO aap Sab k Saath Share karnay jarahay hain umeed hai aap Sab kO paSsand aayeh gi

    Noor Afridi jO kafi arSay Say Aik aChay makan k talaSh may tha News paper may Aik ghar k baray may phara tO Os k kO dekhnay k liayah rawana hOgaya par Ossay kia patah tha k akhbar may ghar ka address galat dia hOWa hai subha 9 bajay ka ghar Say nikla Or raat kO 10 bajay Address par puhunCha
    tO ghuSsay Say ganti par haath rakha Or zOr Say dabaya par Ossay kia patah tha k ganti may current hai haath OS ka ganti par hi Chupak gaya Odar Malik Makan

    Amreen jO hOror mOvie dekh rahi thi gabra gai Or dartay dartay darwazay par aai darwaza khOla tO samnay Aik badsOorat jawan jis k Saray baal kharay thay Munh
    dunwain ki waja say kala hOgaya tha naak Or kaan Say bhi dunwan nikal raha tha kO Dekh kar zOrdar Cheekh mari

    Noor Ossay Churail Samaj kar Cheekhnay laga jab dOnO Cheekh Cheekh kar thak gayeh tO

    Amreen nay dartay hOyeh kaha ggggg g aap kO kiS say milna hai

    Noor : ( rOti hOyeh Shakal bana kar ) kia akhbar may aap nay Add dia tha makan ka

    Amreen : g han par wO tO inSanO k liyeh Add tha aap ki jaga tO QabriStan may hai

    Noor : ghuSsay Say andi hOgai hO kia May inSan hOn kOi bhOot nahi

    Amreen : ( herangi Say ) aCha par lagta tO nahi hai aadhi raat kO eSsi Shakal may bhOot hi aSakta hai khair iS waQt mujhe Sakht neend arahi hai Subha aana phir baat karengay

    Noor kOch kehna hi Chah raha tha k dram SAy darwaza band hOgaya

    Noor nay ghuSsa may ganti ki taraf haath bharaya lkn Current ka jhatka yaad agaya OR Ota hOwa haath wapis kar k Chal dia

    Next Day

    Noor Subha New kapray pehan kar tayar shayar hO kar geraj ki taraf bhara Or apni Cycle nekal kar makan ki taraf rawana hOwa abhi aadhay raStay may hi tha k Aik mOti Orat Say takragaya OR dram Say gir para Qismat ka karna Girra bhi tO keeChar may ja kar girra

    Orat ghuSsay Say bhOli Sharam nahi aathi dari rakh kar takkhar martay hO

    Noor nay jal kar kaha Ammi jaan yeh Dari hai kOi break nahi hai jO Cycle kO rOkh deta har Orat ki tarah wO bhi badtameez keh kar Chal pari

    Noor Ossay baduain deta hOwa Chal phara aakhir kar puhunch hi gaya Or iS baar ganti k bajayeh darwazay kO peetnay laga

    Amreen nay darwaza khOla tO nOor kO iS haal may dekh kar kaha tum jOker hO kia rOz New New Shakal bana kar ajatay hO

    Noor : jab Say aap Say milla hOn tab Say yeh haal hOraha hai makan jaldi dedO warna Aik dO din may mera janaza Ot jayah ga

    Amreen jO pehlay hi buhut tang thi jaldi Say kaha khair ghar to ji mila hi samjhen lkn meri kOch Shartain hain wO agar manzOor hai tO muhje kOi eteraz nahi hai

    Noor : batawO g kia Shartain hai aap nay haan kardain tO aaSman Say Chand taray tOr lawOn

    Amreen : maSkhara pan mat karO Or Gor Say sunO
    ye jO fursh pe jo tiles lagi hain ye mere abba ke zamane ki hain inper aap chal nahi sakte kahi ganday na ho jaye
    ye pani ka nal meri marhoon amma ki nishani hai ise aap use nahi ker sakte
    yeh bartan meray abba ka hai is may aap pani nahipee Saktay
    biStar meri prdadi ka hai is par aap late nahi Saktay
    panka meray ChaCha nay gift dia tha is kO aap Chala nahi Saktay
    baki aap iS ghar kO apna hi ghr Samjay karaya may aap Say buhut hi kam lOonga Sirf 10'000 rupay

    Noor yeh Sab sOn kar buhut pareshan hOwa
    Or dil hi dil may kehnay laga ya Allah yeh kia majra hai pehlay tO kOi makan nahi mil rha tha ab milla bhi tO yeh namOona milla hai jiS may kiSsi Cheez kO haath lagana bhi gunah hai
    Or Saath hi Saath wO khuSh bhi tha kiOn k Os ki malik makan aik jawan khubsOorat larki thi
    Noor nay ghuSsay may kaha madam tum nay humay kia samja howa hai pani k bartan may pani nahi pionga to kia barish ka intezar karonga k kab wo barSay or may munh khol kar pani pion
    raat ko bistar par nahi sowonga to kia Chimkadar ki tarah darakht par ulta latak kar sO jawOn
    agar tiles par pawon nahi rahonga to kia supar man ki tarah Orna seekhlon
    lagta hai tumhara Aik nat dheela hai khOd hi sOchO yeh keSay mumkin hai

    Amreen : dekhO mera demagh kharab mat karO
    mujhe nahi patah meri agar yeh shart manzOor hai tO tum apna Saman andar le aawO warna jawO kahin Or jawO

    Noor ( dil hi dil may soch raha tha ) yaar noor agar yahan Say gaya tO 2 nukhSan hai aik tO ghar haath Sy jayeh ga Or dOosra eSsi baChi kahin nahi millay gi kOch kar dada warna paShtayeh ga
    Noor : aCha theek hai mujhe tumhari Shartain manzoor hai par meri kOch Advice hai wO maan lO

    Amreen : ( dil hi dil may sOchtay hOyeh ) shakal tO ajeeb Si hai patah nahi Advice kesi dega
    manhOos kahin ka keSay kuttay ki tarah dekh raha hai jesay abhi kha jayeh ga mujhe

    Amreen : haan kahO kia Advice hai

    Noor : dekO madam Sab Say pehlay tO aap tiles par Qaleen beChaday pankay ki jaga AC laga dain Charpai ki jaga Sofa rakhdain
    Or bartan kO hata kar wahan water collar rakhdain is tarah aap ki BuzurgO ki cheezay bach jayeg gi meray haath laganay Say wO kharab nahi hOgi

    Amreen : abhay gadday tOo ShehZada Saleem hai jO teray liyeh Qaleen bechaOn Or yeh bata teray baap nay meray liyeh kOnsi jaidad ChOori hai
    jO teray liyeh AC or water Collar ka bandObast karOn 10 Saal
    say may nay kabhi thanda pani nahi pia teray 1 meehnay k liyeh may water collar lekar awOn
    agar inSan ki shakal aChi na hO tO kam say kam batain tO achi karlay

    Noor barbaratay hOyeh kehnay laga Shakal tO Obama Say nahi milti par jiS tarah k Bom yeh gira rahi hai
    eSsay Bom tO Amerca nay Afganistan par bhi nahi girayeh thay

    Amreen : ghuSsay say kia bakwaS kar rahay hO

    Noor jO k kafi Dair Say galian bardaSht kar raha tha ghuSsay may kOch kehnay wala hi tha k aChanak
    Amreen ka parOsi Tari puhunch gaya

    Tari : kia hai abhay Akheli larki dekh kar line mar raha hai

    Noor Amreen Say ab yeh kOn hai tumhara bhai

    Tari : may sab gareebO ka bhai hOn iS ghar may kOi mard nahi hai Akheli larki kO phanSa rahay hO

    Noor : tum kOn hO yeh Sab kehnay walay yeh mera ghar hOgaya hai may yahan kal Say rehnay araha hOn

    Amreen : array abhi tO may nay ghar dia hi nahi hai eSsay keSay Rehnay arahay hO

    Noor keSay nahi dOgi iS k liyeh may Zameen aSman Aik kardOnga yeh tumhara namOona parOsi bhi mujhe rOkh nahi Sakta

    Amreen ghuSsay Say tO phir mera bhi faiSla sunlO yeh ghar may tumhay kabhi nahi dOngi jawO dafa hO jawO

    Noor ka ghuSsa Thanda hOwa tO khayal aaya k wO buhut kOch bOl gaya hai fOran Tari kO ghuSsa may kaha tum jeSay bewaQoof parOsi ki waja Say yeh ghar yOndi para rahay ga
    may tO Sirf in kO kaChway Or khargOsh ki kahani Suna raha tha tum fazOol may beech may khOod gayeh tum jawO yar mujhe baat karnay dO Or
    ( Amreen kO maSka lagatay hOyeh kehnay laga ) Madam may buhut badtameezi Say paish aaya na buhut bura kia may nay yeh lO meri taraf Say yeh paan khalO narazgi khatam karlO

    Amreen : may nay abhi tak paan Chabana Shuru nahi kia haan khOon ZarOor peeti hOn

    Noor : array aap tO ghuSsa kar gai may tO mazaQ kar raha tha aap k parOsi kO dekh kar patah nahi mujhe kia hOgaya
    dekhay aap jawan hain haSeen hain Or Sab Sy bari baat aap akhelay Rehti hai aap kO karayedar k Saath Saath Aik aChay
    inSan ki bhi zarOorat hai karayedar tO buhut mil jayeh gain par meri tarah haSeen Smart Or aCha inSan nahi millay ga aap kO
    baki kOch may aap ki Shartain maan leta hOn par aap bhi apni ( fazOol Or bakwaS Dil may kaha ) Shartain khatam kardain
    aap Chahain tO apni Cheezain hata dain may in k bagair bhi guzara karlOnga

    Amreen nay sOcha baat tO Sahi kahi hai kehnay lagi theek hai mujhe SOchnay ka waQt dain may aap kO sOch kar batawOngi

    Noor : theek hai tum sOchO may zara haath munh dOlOn agar tumhari ijazat hO tO

    Amreen : haan dhO lO par kOi Cheez jaib may na dal lena

    Noor andar Say tayar hO kar nikla tO Amreen kO pehli baar kafi aCha laga Amreen Noor kO dekhay jarahi thi

    Noor : Medam eSsay na dekhO mujhe kOch kOch hOta hai

    Amreen tOra gabrai Or kaha Oyeh ziada khuSh mat hO Tumhari Shakal itni pyari nahi hai k iS kO dekha jayeh ChallO kaam ki baat karO

    Noor : Medam hum gareebO kO bhi tOra khuSh hOnay dO aCha Challay batayeh aap nay kia faiSla kia hai

    Amreen : abhi tO may nay sOcha nahi hai sOch rahi hOn

    Noor : May nay aap ka haath tO nahi manga Makan manga hai itna SOch kiOn rahi hai aap

    Amreen : aik baat batawO tum jab tak bakwaS na karO tumhara khana huzam nahi hOta kia ?

    Noor : khana tO abhi khaya hi nahi hai Subha Subha naShta kia tha khana tO aap ki taraf Say hOga

    Amreen : may nay kOi Zakat Center nahi khOla jawO rOad par beth jawO buhut Sara khana mil jayeh ga

    Noor nay sOcha yeh tO kahani lambi hOti jarahi hai pharnay walay bhi bOre hOrahay hain behtar hai ab kaam ki baat hi ki jayeh tO kaha
    Amreen g may Sirf Munh ka bura hOn Dil ka nahi aap mujhe Chand Din k liyeh makan dedain agar mujh may kOi khami nazar aayeh tO aap shOk Say
    makan ki Chabi wapiS lelena mera wada hai kabhi aap kO meri waja Say takleef nahi hOgi

    Amreen nay yeh suna Or thOra sa sOchnay k bad kaha aCha theek hai 1 hafty k time par tumhay makan dia agar kOi ghar bhar ki tO phir
    tum khOd zimedar hOgay
    Or Aik baat Or tum dil k tO aChay hO manti hOn par Munh k bhi itnay buray nahi hO Or Noor kO Chabi dekar muskuratay hOyeh Challi gai

    Noor nay Chabi li Or zOr ka nara lagaya yahOooooooooooo hansi tO phanSi \:D/\:D/\:D/\:D/
     
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    Dialogues between a hajam(barber) and a customer)!
    AT BARBAR SHOP
    REDVIRUS = CUSTOMER (SHEEDA)
    AJ RAEES = BARBAR (MEEDA)
    the situation is k AJ RAEES = BARBAR (MEEDA) ki dukan pe uska ek dost REDVIRUS = CUSTOMER (SHEEDA) ata hai jo hr bar AJ RAEES = BARBAR (MEEDA) sy muft main shave or cutting karva k chala jata hai AJ RAEES =BARBAR (MEEDA) ko bato main laga k aj b AJ RAEES ny apni dukan subha subha kholi to uska yahe muftkhora dost a gya subha subha customer ban k............ nw jo dialouge huye wo ye hain !
    so here it is goes hope u will enjoi.........

    MEEDA ny subha subha apni dukan kholi or subha subha us ka pehla customer a gya SHEEDA..........

    SHEEDA: (sheeshy main apni shakal dekhty huye) kinna sona mainu rab ny bnaya g kary vekh da rava........ ;):-bd
    MEEDA: aby kya subha subha apni shakal dekh raha hai tu chahy TAIZAAB sy b mu dho ly apna rang tera phir b saf ni hona........... :D:))
    SHEEDA : or suna MEEDY kya hal hai tera kal raat b biwi sy littar pary hain ya ghar sy bahir soya tha .......... ;)
    MEEDA: kyu meri biwi ka mazak uraty ho meri biwi ny to kal meri bht khidmat ki sari raat meri tangain dubati rahe LAKRI K DANDY SY........{(order)} :|
    SHEEDA: hahaha is ka matlb hai k kal raat tery ghar main khoob dhool bajta raha hai...... :)):-bd
    MEEDA : ab kam ki bat kar ye fazzol tareefain na kar.
    SHEEDA :yar aj date pe jana hai new setting k sath :x thora cheekna kar dy k bacchi mjy dekhty sath he latto ho jaye mjh pe........... :)
    MEEDA : aby wo latto to ni mgr behosh zaror ho jaye gi tjy dekh k.............. ;)
    SHEEDA: kyu main itna khubsurat hoon kya? :eek:
    MEEDA : tu itna ni bl k bht KHOOFSURAT hai............. :))
    SHEEDA: MEEDY agr aisi batain kary ga:mad: to main phir peechly bar ki trha tujy paisy ni doon ga :p
    MEEDA: tu ny paisy diye he kab hain aj tk jab sy paida hua hai udhar pe chal rha hai. =D>
    SHEEDA: yahe to bary logo ki nishaniya hoti hain teri trha ni JORU KA GHULAM .......... :))
    MEEDA : aby SHEEDY main pehly bol raha hoon is bar main paisy loon ga tjh sy shave k......... {(angry)}
    SHEEDA : aby rota kyu hain tu meri shave kar main teri shave kar doon ga hissab baraber {:)P)}
    MEEDA :aby meri biwi ny nai jooti lyni hai........
    SHEEDA : tjy marny k liye ? :D HA HA HA HA {(laugh)}{(order)}
    MEEDA :aby us ny paisy mangy thy mjh sy bola hai aj shaam tk na laye to ghar b mat ana :(
    SHEEDA : tu fikar na kar bahir footpath pe so jana waisy b aj kal raat ko mosam bht thanda ho jata hai........ =))
    MEEDA: tu mjy honsla mat dy paisy dy bs........... {(doh)}
    SHEEDA: yar tu mjy cheekna to kar tery paisy b 1, 2 saal tk tjy mil he jaye gy............ :-bd yar wo rang gora karny wali safeed cream b laga dai zara c :-h
    MEEDHA : koi faida ni tera rang itna kala hai k wo cream b kali ho jati hai tery mu pe lagany sy........ >:)
    SHEEDA : tu mazak ura raha hai mera kya?:mad:
    MEEDA :ni teri tareef kar raha hoon...... {(silly3)}
    SHEEDA : acha acha phir theak hai.... {(silly)}
    MEEDA : le ho gai teri shave ab jaib dheli kar..........
    SHEEDA : tu b na MEEDY main isi wja sy apni kameez main jaib ni rakta na jaib hogi na log jaib dheli karny ka bolain gy..........{:)P)}
    MEEDA : aby bhag yaha sy bukhy nangy muft main shave karva jata hai hr bar.............. {(angry)}
    SHEEDA : tu hmesha bhaga dyta hai to shave to muft main he hogi na :p acha ab wo thori cream he mal dy :p
    MEEDA : aby bhag yaha sy jo khidmat meri hue na kal raat biwi sy wo khidmat main teri kar dun ga ab.........{(phy)} :mad:
    SHEEDA : aby tu to mjy aisy bhaga raha hai jaisy main ny teri dhooti main pathakha chor diya ho............ {()|dddd
    MEEDA : ab bhag ja or dubara mat ana yaha pe jab tk k shave na karvani ho............. lolx {(wallbash)}aj teri wja sy phir mjy ghar sy bahir sona pary ga {()|eqd
    SHEEDA : to biwi sy wo dandy wali khidmat karvany sy to acha hai tm ghar sy bahir raho............ {}{:p




    due to shortage of time i couldn't give it a length n make it more funny...........

    message for my partner i have done it !!! guyx u enjoi it!
     
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    Funny 2 characters play!

    COnversation between a female doctor and a patient!

    ASSALAM O ALAIKUM
    HOPE KE AAP SAB KHAIRIAT SE HONGE....MUJHE OR NELLI KO JO TOPIC DIYA GAYA HAI WO DOCTOR OR PATIENT KA HAI.....
    DOCTOR = NELLI
    PATIENT = *STORM*
    STORM JO KE AIK SIMPLE SA AADMI HAI OR OSEY BOOLNE KI BEEMARI HAI.. JO DOOSRI BAAR ELAAJ KE LIYE NELLI KE PAAS AATA HAI...
    *************************************

    NELLI: tabiyat kaisi ha ab….:)

    STORM: pehle se zayada kharab ha

    NELLI : dawai khaa li thi

    STORM: nahi dawa ki bottle to bhari hui thi

    NELLI : I mean dawai lay li thi

    STORM: gee aap ne di thi to mein ne lay li thi

    NELLI: (thora ghusse se ) bewaqoof dawai pee li thi

    STORM: nahi jee dawai to laal thi

    nelli: idiot dawai ko pi liya tha

    STORM: nahi doctor sahiba piliya to mujhe tha

    NELLI: (ziada ghusse se ) dawa ko mun se laga k pet mein dala tha.:mad:

    STORM: nahi

    NELLI: kyun

    STORM: aap ne hi to kaha tha k bottle ko dhakan laga k rakhna

    mein thek to ho jaunga doctor sahiba….:(

    NELLI : (apne aap se) UFFFFFFFFF kia museebat hai ye..

    Acha ye batao ke aaj kaise aana huwa….. ?

    Storm… doctor sahiba sar main dard hai….:(

    Nelli…. Kab se…. ?

    Storm … bachpan se…

    Nelli… to phir aaj ane ki kya khas wajeh huwi…. ?:eek:

    Storm…. Qeh….

    Nelli…. Kis waqt…. ?

    Storm…. Jab main 5 baras ka tha….

    Nelli… (ghusse se) to aaj q aye ho phir…. ?:mad:

    Storm.. pait main dard hai….

    Nelli.. kab shoro huwa ye dard… ?

    Storm.. jab main 7 saal ka tha….

    Nelli… to aaj dard kee shiddat ziada hai kia… ?

    Storm .. nai wo to teek ho gaya jab main 9 baras ka tha…

    Nelli… (ghusse se cheekhti huwi ) to phir aaj kia masala hai jis ke liye aap hospital aye ho… ?{(angry)}

    Storm… pata nai bhool gaya....

    NELLI... (ghusse se) bell bajati hai bahar se shb ata hai...

    SHB.. ji madam...

    NELLI... is pagal ko jaldi se bahar nikalo warna main pagal ho jaongee....
     
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    Aqal na Hoye tey moujan hi moujan!

    School students Tablo!
     
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