Son of a............................................

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  1. candy

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    A little boy was doing his math homework.

    He said to himself, "Two plus six, that son of a bitch is eight. Three plus four, that son of a bitc is seven...."

    His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"

    The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."

    "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.

    "Yes," he answered.

    Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"

    The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."

    The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"

    After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."
     
  2. Darshi

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    hahaha



    well r u really allowed to use those kind of B words in this website??
     
  3. Pari

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    no.. n nice joke lolz
     
  4. candy

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    no... I think I shoud remove this jocke b4 Don c it
     
  5. Darshi

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    hahaha (213) lol
     
  6. grul.bball

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    hahaha nice {()|dddd {()|dddd
     
  7. bestkid

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    nice joke
     
  8. candy

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    {}{76yt
     
  9. Dark

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    {}{76yt {}{78iu
     
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    javascript:void(0); nice
     
  11. nrbhayo

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    nice jee
     

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