Some Funny Jokes

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  1. Pari

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    2 Dost Suicide karne gae,
    Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari
    nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!"
    Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha
    hai ki Reliance mai Job.



    How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
    Sardarji thinks N thinks hard &
    comes to a conclusion:
    "I'll drink poison n let lion to eat me."
    O' bolo ta ra ra.



    A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married,
    Guess what they named them...
    "Jo Hua, So Hua."


    Wife : Honey... What are You Looking for ?
    Husband : Nothing.
    Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
    hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.


    Papa : beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character thik ho jaaega.....
    Beta : Lekin Papa fir Aap ke character ka kya
    hoga....???


    Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..?
    biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye, isse pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.


    Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person asked what he was doing....
    He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!


    Mayawati came to Lalu's House with a Goat.....
    Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho....??
    Maya : Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai..??
    Lalu : Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!


    Wife : Do you want dinner?
    Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
    Wife : Yes and no.



    Man : How old is your father?
    Boy : As old as me.
    Man : How can that be?
    Boy : He became a father only when I was born.



    Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
    Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
    Teacher : How?
    Student : Ladies first.



    Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
    Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
    Customer : I bet you, it won't.
    Post Master : Why not?
    Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.



    1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
    2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
    1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions



    Man before Marriage I like Airtel....”Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”

    After Marriage He's Like Hutch... " Where R U Go Our Network
    Follows."



    Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,
    Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey.
    Santa : Oh, I Thought it was its Skin...!!!
     
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    nice, itz very funny :D
     
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    to joke to hota he funny ha
    haha
     
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    {}{678u{}{678u{}{678u bohat maza aaya per keeee..............(qy)
     
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    lolzzzzzzz
     
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