2 Dost Suicide karne gae, Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha hai ki Reliance mai Job. How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: "I'll drink poison n let lion to eat me." O' bolo ta ra ra. A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess what they named them... "Jo Hua, So Hua." Wife : Honey... What are You Looking for ? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date. Papa : beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character thik ho jaaega..... Beta : Lekin Papa fir Aap ke character ka kya hoga....??? Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..? biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye, isse pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai. Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!! Mayawati came to Lalu's House with a Goat..... Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho....?? Maya : Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai..?? Lalu : Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!! Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no. Man : How old is your father? Boy : As old as me. Man : How can that be? Boy : He became a father only when I was born. Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field" Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first. Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time? Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will. Customer : I bet you, it won't. Post Master : Why not? Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai. 1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window! 2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor. 1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions Man before Marriage I like Airtel....”Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan” After Marriage He's Like Hutch... " Where R U Go Our Network Follows." Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour , Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey. Santa : Oh, I Thought it was its Skin...!!!