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  1. Dark

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    mere... Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain...
    Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...

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    Shayad mere pyar ko taste Karna bhool gaye...
    Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye..

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    Tumhare samne hain itney items Kabhi hame bhi pick karo...
    Hamare pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...

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    Roz subha hum karte hai Itne pyar se unhe good morning...
    Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain Jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...

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    Ho gayi galti humse, Click ho gaya mouse
    Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

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    Tumse mila main kal to, Mere dil mein hua ek sound,
    Lekin aaj tum mili To kehti ho: Your file not found!

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    Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
    Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif

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    Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face
    Par dil ke computer mein, Nahin hai enough disk space

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    Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, Pehen ke evening gown
    Too many requests se, Ho jaata hai server down

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    Tumhaare liye pyaar ki applicatio n, Create main karoonga
    Tum usse debug karna, Wait main karoonga

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    Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, Main so gaya
    Yeh dekho mera connection, Time out ho gaya

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    Kya chaal hai tumhaari, Jaise chalti hai koi cat
    What is your ICQ number, Aao karein chat

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    Tum jabse meri zindagi, mein aayi ho banke female,
    Yaad raha na ab kuch, Na postman , Na e-Mail

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    Joh sadiyaon se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar doonga...
    Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+Delete kar doonga...

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    Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki message Aanna Band Hai.......
    Aap hi humse naraz hain ya Web Server band hai.......

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    Badli hai duniya , kuchch mein bhi badal gaya hoon
    Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon

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    VC aaye to VB mein daal do,
    VC aaye to VB mein daal do
    seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do

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    Project extend ho gaya to kya ho jaata hai?
    Are Tankha milti hai aur timepass ho jata hai..

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    teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
    teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
    kabhi offline to kabhi online piya
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    Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
    Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
    Laila ghar mein aur majnoo project testing kar rahe hote hai

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    kids
    in school think quick

    TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America

    MARIA : Here it is!
    TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
    CLASS : Maria!

    ____________ ________
    TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
    FRANK : Because of the sign.
    TEACHER : What sign?
    FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

    JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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    TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
    GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
    TEACHER : No, that's wrong
    GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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    TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
    TEACHER : What are you talking about?
    DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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    TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
    didn't have ten years ago.
    WINNIE : Me!
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    TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
    GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

    ______________________________ _________ _________ _________ __

    TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
    MILLIE : I is...
    TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
    MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
    ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __

    TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
    TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
    ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __

    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
    tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
    didn't punish him?"
    LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
    ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __

    TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
    ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __

    TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
    your brother's. Did you copy his?
    CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;
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    TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    HAROLD : ( A teacher )


     
  2. Waqar Hussain

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    nice...
     

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