mere... Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...
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Shayad mere pyar ko taste Karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye..
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye..
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Tumhare samne hain itney items Kabhi hame bhi pick karo...
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...
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Roz subha hum karte hai Itne pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain Jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...
Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain Jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...
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Ho gayi galti humse, Click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
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Tumse mila main kal to, Mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili To kehti ho: Your file not found!
Lekin aaj tum mili To kehti ho: Your file not found!
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Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
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Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face
Par dil ke computer mein, Nahin hai enough disk space
Par dil ke computer mein, Nahin hai enough disk space
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Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, Pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, Ho jaata hai server down
Too many requests se, Ho jaata hai server down
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Tumhaare liye pyaar ki applicatio n, Create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, Wait main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, Wait main karoonga
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Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, Main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, Time out ho gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, Time out ho gaya
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Kya chaal hai tumhaari, Jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, Aao karein chat
What is your ICQ number, Aao karein chat
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Tum jabse meri zindagi, mein aayi ho banke female,
Yaad raha na ab kuch, Na postman , Na e-Mail
Yaad raha na ab kuch, Na postman , Na e-Mail
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Joh sadiyaon se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+Delete kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+Delete kar doonga...
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Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki message Aanna Band Hai.......
Aap hi humse naraz hain ya Web Server band hai.......
Aap hi humse naraz hain ya Web Server band hai.......
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Badli hai duniya , kuchch mein bhi badal gaya hoon
Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon
Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon
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VC aaye to VB mein daal do,
VC aaye to VB mein daal do
seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do
VC aaye to VB mein daal do
seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do
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Project extend ho gaya to kya ho jaata hai?
Are Tankha milti hai aur timepass ho jata hai..
Are Tankha milti hai aur timepass ho jata hai..
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teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
kabhi offline to kabhi online piya
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teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
kabhi offline to kabhi online piya
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Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Laila ghar mein aur majnoo project testing kar rahe hote hai
Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Laila ghar mein aur majnoo project testing kar rahe hote hai
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kids
in school think quick
TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : Maria!
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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;
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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : ( A teacher )