school jokes :D

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  1. candy

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    Principal:Timmy, it's only the first day of school,
    and I've already had a lot of complaints about
    you from your teachers.What have you been doing ???
    Timmy: Nothing.
    principal:And that's exactly what
    your teacher said!

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    Kurt:I spent 8 hours over my new spelling book last night. :-\
    teacher:It's wondful that u spent so much time studying! :)
    kurt:Who said anything about studying ? ???
    My spelling book was under my bed when I went to sleep. ::) ;D

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    Mom:Joy, this test score is lower than any of ur score last year. :mad:
    Joy:I know!N it' all my new teacher's fault! ::)
    Mom:y's that ??? :-\
    Joy:Billy sat next to me last year.
    But my new teacher moved him to another seat! :eek:


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    Laura:Mr.Warthog, would u get mad at me for something that I didn't do? ???
    Mr.Warthog:Of course not. ::)
    Laura:Good. Because I didn't do my homework! :eek:


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    Teacher:Lilly, spell mouse.
    Lilly:M-O-U-S.
    Teacher:But what's at the end of it? ???
    Lilly:A tail! ::) :eek: :D


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    Princilpal:Well,ronald, I hear u missed day back to school. :mad:
    Ronald:Yeah, but I didn't miss it very much! :-\ ;)

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  2. Darshi

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    haha, those are some funny ones. I liked them all

    C ya
     
  3. bestkid

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    hehe ::)
     
  4. nrbhayo

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    lolzzzzzzzzz

     

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