Sardar SMS

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arman

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Mar 5, 2008
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Sardar: Aaj Mere Parrosiyon ka Bacha Gum ho gaya
Friend: Pir tum ne Kia Kiya?
Sardar: Mein ne Un se Kaha ke "Google" Per Search kar lain


Sardar-
Pyar,Mohbt,Love sb dya
Pinky ko
Ur
Pinky ne mje he

Major Rohail-
Kya hova?

Sardar-
Mene Pinky ki plate mese ek
Booti utthai tu usne muje kaat lya


Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

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rizi

Newbie
Apr 24, 2009
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Obama and Zardari jahaz mai ja rahe they... Obama bola "agar mai yahan aik caror dollar giraoun tu 1 cror log muj ko dua de gey" Zardari bola " agar mai sirf sadarat chor do to 18 caror log mujh dya de gay" Jahaz ka captain sardar bola " agar mai ye jahaz hi gira dun to puri dunia muje duaen de gi..... hahhahahahahha geo Sardar....................
 

rizi

Newbie
Apr 24, 2009
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jisay dil diya woh dilli challi gai
jisay pyar kiya woh itlay challi gai
dil ne kaha khudkushi kar le zalim
bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gai
 

faizanhabib

Newbie
Jul 20, 2013
21
3
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Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:eek:ji, I will give both of them
 
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