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A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &

Says

-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.
 
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Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?

Sardar: Haan,

Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..
 
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Sardar: I Love You ka kya matlab hai?

Girl: Main Tum se Pyar Karti Hoon.

Sardar: Aj Kal di Kuriyan da koi haal nai, 1 gal da matlab ki puch liya tu te free ho gai.{(laugh)}{(laugh)}{(laugh)}{(laugh)}{(laugh)}
 
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Ek sardar rat ko sonay laga to do glass pani k pass rakhey,
Ek pani se full aur dosra khali.

Kisi na poocha k in do glasoon ka kia maqsad ha us na jawab dia O PAGLA PIAS LAG V SAGDE HA TE NAI V LAG SAGDI.
 
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Judge: Why did u shoot ur wife instead of shooting her lover?

Sardar: Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
 
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Ek Sardar k janaze mein log bhangra daal rahe tha, wajah pochi tu 1 sardar ne bataya k pehli dafa hum mein se koi "Brain Hambrige" say mara hai!
 

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Joke of the century?

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A sardar winning Nobel Prize.

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NO NO

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Sardar winning

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Any kind of prize.
 
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Judge: Why you have stolen the money from this man?

Sardar: My lord! I have not stolen the money. He just gave it to me.

Judge: When he gave you the money?

Sardar: When I showed him my gun.
 
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Sardaar ne ek chotay kad ki larki se shadi ki:

Kisi ne poocha tum ne aisa kyun kia.

Sardar: Meray baap ne kaha k musibat jinni nikki hovay unna changa.
 
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Waiter: "Would you like your coffee black?"

Sardar: "What other colors do you have?"
 
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Sardar ko DRIP Lagi Thi Jb DRIP Khtm Hony Lagi Tou Us Ny Apne Bhai Sy Kaha: "Jao Sister Ko Bula Lao"


Wo 3 Din Baad Punjab Se Apni BEHEN Ko Le Aaya ... ;-> {(laugh)}
 
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Newspaper me chapa,50% sardar bewakuf hote h,is par sardaro ne khub halla machaya,fir chapa 50% sardar samjhdar hote h,tb jakar sardar shant hue.....
 
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3 boys where going on a motor cycle.
policeman gives hand to stop
Sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega! {(doh)}
 

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sardar g cycle ki brek hath mein pakar kar nach rahe thay.,..,
kisi ne poocha sardr g brek pakar kar kiun ucchal kood kar rahe ho?sardar oye bewaquf dikhta nahin brek dance kar raha hun..
 

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1st sardar:I am going ka kiya matlab hota hai...
2nd sardar:Main ja raha hon...
1st sardar:Main ayse nahi jane donga pehly jawab de....
 

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Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach :
Sardarji 1 :praaji , Ise 'beach' q kaheete hai ?
Sardarji 2 : Tumhe nahe pata ?
Sardarji 1 : Nahe pata.
Sardarji 2 : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai .
 

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Sardars always study
in front of a mirror bcos
it helps saving revision time.
2) he can keep a watch on himself.
3) he likes combined studies.!
 
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