SANTA SINGH interviewed for a job

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    Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT university and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common
    question was asked to all 4 of them.


    INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

    YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light

    HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.

    MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked

    SANTA SINGH: Its Loose motion

    INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"?

    SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the
    worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK,
    or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!

    bolo tarara.....
     
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    lolzzzz nice jee
     

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