Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye. Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.? Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao." Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage. Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out. Santa: I didn't say he got out. Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College. Banta : Really, what is he studying, Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.