Santa, Banta, or Jeeto

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    Santa: If I die will u remarry?
    Jeeto: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
    Santa: No, I'll also stay with ur sister

    Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
    Santa: Oye tenuh eh vi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI

    Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
    Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
    Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

    Jeeto: Dekho woh admi mujhe ghoor-ghoor ke dekh raha hai.
    Santa: Woh to kabadia hai, raddi pe nazar rakhna uski aadat hai

    Banta: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her B'day? I thought she wanted a car.
    Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?

    Sardar Ji calls Air India.
    "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
    "Just a sec," says the rep.
    Thank you." says the Sardar ji and hangs up.


    Sardar ji is filling up a job application
    He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
    Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED
    After much thought he writes: Yes

    Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
    Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto?
    Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'


    Veeru: Basanti in kutton ke aage mat naachna.
    Santa sitting with his dog in d theater. Saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai


    Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
    Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.

    sardar 2 salesman,I want pink curtains 4 my computer,,,
    Salesman;But computers dont need curtains!
    Sardar: Oye I hv windows installed.

    Lady: Time kitna hua hai?
    Banta: Bra Panties.
    Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense.
    Banta: Time hi to bataya hai 12.35

    Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
    Jeeto: Why 3?
    Santa: For u n ur parents

    Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
    Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am
     
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    hahahahahhahahaha nice ... thats reallly make me laugh .. goood
     
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    lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
     
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    thanks!!{(popcorn)}
     
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    Nice Sharing
     
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