sadar ji

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  1. fairy

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    Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha

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    A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha

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    SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
    SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon
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    This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
    approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon
    sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji
    replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to
    janwar hai, usko kya pata

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    There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the
    sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general
    'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead
    of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of
    them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur
    aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi
    ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai
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    One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
    "What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
    " We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
    runner.
    "Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"
    Exclaimed the Sardar

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    Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
    "Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and
    hangs up
     
  2. sweet-girl

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    {(junmp)}
     
  3. Dark

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    Nice post{}{456
     
  4. Cute-Angel

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    nice joke
     
  5. nrbhayo

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    hehehe(sa)
     

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