Pathan Funny Jokes Collection

[Pari]

Pathan: Molvi Sahab koi Aisa tareeqa batao k

Main Khaon Piyon, Aur Mera Roza na Tootay?

Molvi: Logon se Mukke aur Laaten Khao.

Aur Ghussa Piyo. Roza Nahi Tootyga.

 

[Pari]

Lady: Maine Tumhain Kal Door Bell sahi karne ko kaha tha Tum kyon nahi aaye?



Pathan Mechanic: Madam main kal 2 ghantay tak Bell Bajata raha,
Kisi ne Darwaza he nahi khola.

 

[Pari]

Pathan k Ghar Chore Aagaya:

Pathan ne Dekha To Chore Bhaga.

Pathan Bhagta Bhagta Chore Se Bhi Aagye Nikal Gaya.



Pathan: Ek To Chori Ooper se Hum se Race

 

[Pari]

Pathan: Yahan per sab travel agency fazool hn.

Major Rohail: Kyu Khan Sahab?

Pathan: Sab Agencies sirf HAJJ karva rhe hain.
Per Hum ne HAJJ-E-AKBER krna hy

 

[Pari]

Karachi main ek pathan Ne roza rakh lya:

Major Rohail: Khan sab abi Ramzan Ka chand nazar nhi aya.

Pathan: Oy! Khocha Peshawar main To nazar aa gya hai.

 

[Pari]

Teacher Pathan Se: Batao Allama Iqbal Kaha Paida Huye Aur Unhon ne Kahan Taleem Hasil Ki?


PATHAN: Wo Hospital Main Paida Huye Aur School Main Taleem Hasil Ki.

 

[Pari]

Pathan: Khuda ka Shukar hai k Pakistan 13 August ko Aazad nahi hua.

Dost (Hairaan hoty huye): Q?

Pathan: Phir hum 14 August kese manatay?

 

[mahru]

bht maza aia
pari thanks 4 sharing

 

[niki]

Eik din, Ek Pathan ki apne Baap se larai ho gaei.
Usne Baap ki photo Qabrustan me ek darakht per Laga Di!
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Uske neeche Likh Diya,

"coming soon"

 

[janisp]

nice sharing ​

 

[Pari]

Thank you

 

[Pari]

Ek Pathan 2 Meter Lambay Pipe se Hukka Pee Raha tha.

Ek Aadmi ne pucha: Itne lamby pipe se q pe rahy ho?



Pathan: Dr.Sahab ne Tambaku se door rehne ko kaha hai.​

 

[Pari]

Pathan: Mai Ullu kharedne gya par Nhe khareed ska.

Major Rohail: Kyu? Qeemat zeada tha ya Ullu pasand nhe aya?


Pathan: Ullu ne mre sath jane se inkar kr dya.​

 

[Pari]

Pathan PCO main gaya,
Jaib se Mobile nikala aur Baat kar k Bahar aagaya.


Kisi ne pucha: Jab Tumhary pas Mobile tha to PCO mai kyon gaye?

Pathan: Mere Dost ne kaha tha PCO se phone karogy to Paise kam lagengy​

 

[Pari]

Pathan started a new Business:

"Ghar beith kar Bazar-eiya khato kitabat SWIMMING seekhiye.

E-mail aur sms k Zareye sekhne ki bhi
saholat majud hai"​

 

[Pari]

Train chal parri
2 pathan train k peche bhage

Ek phatan train par char gaya
Logo ne tareef ki.

Pathan bola: "O sh!t jis ne jana tha wo peche reh gaya me to chorne aya tha​

 

[Pari]

Admi: Mujhe Sardar bana do.
Doc: Uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega.

Admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.​

 

[Pari]

2 Pathan 1 Darakht k Neechey beth kar baten kr rhe they k achank drakht se ek Aam(mango) girta hai..


1st Pathan to 2nd: Ye aam kese gira?

Aam khud hath jorr kr bolta hai: Saalo pakk gaya hon
mei tum logo ki baten sun kr...​

 

[niki]

Larki train se utr kr ik pathan se Pochti ha ye kon sa station ha?
Pathan ne socha
socha
socha






phr
bola baji ye railway station ha.....

 

[Pari]

1 PATHAN library me 2-3 ghante 1 book parhne k bad bola:
So boring, so many characters But no story!

Then librarian said:
O Akhrot!
This is a TELEPHONE directory.