Pathan Funny Jokes Collection

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BREAKING NEWS
ATM At Tariq Road Is Jammed & Not In Working Condition:



Bcoz



Khan Sahab's Wife Put Hairpin In Machine.

When It Said:

"Enter Your PIN"

 

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1 Pathan Angoor Baich Raha Tha
Magar keh Raha Tha Aaloo le lo Aaloo.


Ek Aadmi ne kaha: Khan Sahab! Ye to Angoor hain.


Pathan: Chup ho jao! Warna Makhiyan Aa Jayengi.

 

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Pathano ne Eid k Baad 5 Waqt Namaz b Saudia k Sath Parhne ka Faisla kia hai.
Nai Timings ye hongi:

Fajar: Suba 8 baje
Zohar: Sepeher 4 baje
Asar: Sham 7 baje
Maghrib: Raat 10 Baje(suraj gharoob hona shart nai)
Isha: Raat 1 baje.

 

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A Pathan Called FM radio & Said:

"I have found a Wallet with thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it belongs to Mr.Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e Iqbal, Karachi.

DJ: So You want to give him back his wallet?

Pathan: Ookhocha nai! I Want to Dedicate him a Sad Song.

 

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3 Pathano ko phansi hone lagi:

Pehly ko phansi lagayi to Rassa dheela hony ki waja se woh nechy paani main ja gira.

Dosry ko phansi di to woh bhi pani main ja gira aur bach gaya.

Jab Teesry ki bari aayi to wo jallad se bola:
"Khocha yeh Rassa Theak karlo hum ko terna nai aati."

 

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Pathan ki Flight ma tabyat Kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pucha:

"Are you suffering from Fever?"
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Pathan: No, I'm Gul Khan from Karachi 2 Peshawar.

 

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1 Aadmi Bike pe Ja Raha tha:

Usne Raastey me Kharey huey Pathan se pucha:

Sir, Aapko Lift chahiye kya?



Pathan: Nahi Humara Ghar to Ground Floor pe hai

 

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Major Rohail: Khan sab Carry Lougar Bill Aa gya hai.


Phatan: Lo G pehle Bijli, Gas, Paani ka Bill.

Aur ab ye Carry Lougar Bill
Bolo kon se bank me jama krvana hai
Aur DUE date kya hai?

 

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Pathan: Yaar mere paas paisay nhn hain aur mujhe kapray lene hai,
Kya karun?


Dost: Tu bank se Loan kyn nhn le leta!


Pathan: Yaar le to lun magar hum ko sirf cotton pehan ne ki aadat hai.

 

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Jo EID k Din ROZA Rakhy Woh Shaitan Hai.


Aur Jo


ROZAY K Din EID Manaye Woh Sarhad Ka Pathan Hai

 

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Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.

Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.


Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum"

I Love You Baaji.

 

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1 Pathan Pehle Rozay ko Masjid Main NAAT Parhnay Gaya:

To

Sab Logon ne Usay Bohat Mara:

Kyon?


Kyon K Pehle Rozay Main Woh Ye Naat Parh Raha Tha.


"Alvidah Alvidah Maah-e-Ramzan"

 

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Ek Pathan ko Exam mai Koi Sawal Nhi Aata Tha:

Pathan Ne Hr Ques K Neche

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Is Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.



Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Lo.

 

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Ek Pathan Cinema mai "Jurrasic Park" movie dekh raha tha.

Ek Dinosaur dorta huwa samne ki taraf aane laga to wo bhaga.

Gate Keeper: Bhagte kyun ho, Ye to khali film hai..



Pathan: Woh to janwar hai, Wo nahin janta k yeh film hai.

 

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Pathan ne Darya mai Dobtay hoye 1 Aadmi ko bachaya.

Or Thori Dair Baad Dobara Phenk diya:

Kisi ne kaha ye kiya kia?

Phatan: Purani Kahawat hai
"Neki Kar Darya Mai Daal"

 

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Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?




Pathan: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga.

 

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2 Pathan Pehli Baar Umrah Karny Gaye:


Dono Khana Kaaba Ka Tawaaf Kar Rahy Thy.


Asar ki Azaan Hui, Aur Dono Baahar Chalay Gaye.


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Masjid Dhoondhny

 

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1 Pathan Doosray Pathan Se: Yaar "Mujhy Roza Lag Raha Hai."
ki English Kya Hogi?



2nd Pathan: Khocha Bohat Easy Hai:

"The Roza Is Touching To Me."

 

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1 Pathan ne Jaali note Banaya aur Quaid-e-Azam ki Topi lagana bhol gaya:

Jab dukandar ko dia to Dukandar ne kaha: Iski to Topi nahi hai.



Pathan: Ye Quaid-e-Azam ki Garmion ki Tasveer hai.

 

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New Teacher: "Anbody Who Thinks He Is Stupid, Stand Up"

Pathan Stoodup.

Teacher: Are You Stupid?

Pathan: Nahi! Aap Akeli Khari Thin. Mujhe Acha Nahi Lag raha Tha.