once again sardar ji

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  1. fairy

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    Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
    Because below 18 was not allowed :D :D

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    Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
    Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
    "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."

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    A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON
    JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
    JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,
    TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI"

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    Sardar ji;
    Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de,
    Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.

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    A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....

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    Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai

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    Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!
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    Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai

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  2. shadow

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    good hey g :p
     
  3. Don

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    now das real funny... resp added for u
     
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    ;Ddas really funny
     
  5. Dark

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    {}{456{}{456{}{456{(ahy9)}{()|dddd Nice post
     
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    nice jokes
     
  7. Bint-e-Aisha

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    bohut funny hen ye
     
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    hehehe
     

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