once again santa and banta

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  1. fairy

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    engagement ring

    The Sardarni asked her lover, Santa Singh

    Santa Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?

    Sure replied Santa What's your phone number?

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    Santa and Banta boasting of their parents achievements to each other

    Santa : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'
    Banta : 'Yes, I have'
    Santa : 'Well, my father dug it.'
    Banta : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?'
    Santa : 'Yes, I have.'
    Banta : 'Well, my father killed it.'

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    Santa and Banta at a bar sipping black label.

    Banta singh noticed a gorgeous blonde sitting by herself in a corner. As he was getting up to talk to her.
    Bartender : "Hey don't worry about her, She is lesbian!"
    Banta : "Lesbian or no lesbian, I get them all"
    ....and he stylishly holding his whiskey in his left hand walked to her table. Then leaping forward in a very sexy voice he says.
    "Honey where exactly in Lesbia, you from?"

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    Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor.

    The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.."
    "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. what happened to your other ear?"
    "The scoundrel called back."
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  2. Darshi

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    lol i like the first one
     
  3. Dark

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    {}{456{}{456{}{456{(ahy9)}{()|dddd Nice post
     
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    niceeeeeeeeeee
     
  5. nrbhayo

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    good good
     

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