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  1. sweet_syndrella

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    Nice sentences-


    3 Easy Ways to Die:


    Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.
    Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.
    Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.


    1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
    her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.


    2.. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
    Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
    After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY


    3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
    1. Tele-Phone
    2. Tele-Vision
    3. Tell to Woman
    Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..


    6.. Let us be generous like this :
    Four Ants are moving through a
    forest.
    They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
    Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
    Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg.
    Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..
    Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.


    7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your
    life.
    If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.


    8.. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
    Answer : On their MARRIAGE.


    9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY TO GOD and ask him to free you from
    Darkness.
    Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the
    ELECTRICITY BILL.


    10. Why does Government NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
    Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same
    Mistake.
    {(danceeee)}{(danceeee)}{(danceeee)}{(danceeee)} {(laugh)}{(laugh)}{(laugh)}{(laugh)}

     
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    {(goodpost)}
     
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    thanx{(girlangel)}
     
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    any time ss sister
     
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    hahaha verey cool ur post is good
     
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    very nice
     

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