Nice moral story

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  1. Darshi

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    Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were

    travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three

    of them died.





    Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.



    He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN.



    But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to

    HELL.



    Laloo is not at all happy with this decision.



    He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the

    three of them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all

    misused public positions, etc.



    Then why the differential treatment?



    He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation

    before a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or

    pre-conceived notions.



    Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an

    English test.



    PVNR is asked to spell " INDIA " and he does it correctly.



    Advani is asked to spell " ENGLAND " and he too passes.



    It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell " CZECHOSLOVAKIA ".



    Laloo protests that he doesn't know English.



    He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and

    thus forced to fail with false intent.



    Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another

    chance assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi wou ld

    provide an equal platform for all three).



    PVNR is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He writes it easily an

    passes.



    Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes.



    Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR....."



    Tough one. He fails again.



    Laloo is extremely unhappy.





    Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't), he now

    requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in hist ory



    Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not

    take any more tests.



    PVNR is asked: "When did India get Independence ?" He replied "1947"

    and passed.



    Advani is asked "How many people died during the independence

    struggle?"



    He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or

    200,000 or 300,000.



    Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.



    It's Laloo's turn now.

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    Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who

    died in the struggle.



    Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.







    Moral of the story

    IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE

    IS NO ESCAPE​
     
  2. Don

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    so true
     
  3. Waqar Hussain

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    hmmmm nice and lovely sharing janab

    keep it up and thankx for sharing
     
  4. nrbhayo

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    nice jee
     

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