My Jokes Collection

[The_Dark_Knight]

Pathan: molvi sahab Wazu k bagher Namaz hojati hai?
Molvi: Nahin hoti.
Pathan: Hojati hai yara,
Molvi: Bhai nahi hoti,
Pathan: Mene khud parh k dekhi hai

 

[The_Dark_Knight]

Race dekhte howay sardar ne dosray se pocha:
“Inam kis ko mile ga?”
2nd:”Sub se agey waley ko”
Sardar: tu phir peechay waley kion bhag rahe hain?

 

[The_Dark_Knight]

A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied: O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

 

[The_Dark_Knight]

Pehla Pathan: Main ne apni biwi ko pehle MATRIC karwaya phir INTER karwaya phir B.Sc karwaya.

Dosra Pathan: Ab acha sa ladka dhoond kar us ki shaadi bhi karwade.

 

[The_Dark_Knight]

PATHAN: jub hum chota tha tub hum Minar-e-pakistan se gir gaya tha.

DOSRA PATHAN: tum mar gaya tha ya bach gaya tha.

PATHAN: hum ko yad nai hum chota tha..;

 

[unique-style]

lolzzz das funny specially last one

 

[The_Dark_Knight]

Thank you unique-style

 

[unique-style]

Ur welcome Midtown

 

[SHAHDIL]

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[Pari]

hehehe last one ix really funny..

 

[kutkutariyaan]

goooooooooooooood

 

[salman khan of the king]

baaaaaaaaaad

 

[saviou]

ek dam bindas

 

[bird.little]

PATHAN
PATHAN: Thinking hard..

WIFE: kya soch rahe ho??

PATHAN: Yeh P.T.V NEWS walon ko kaise pata chalta hai??

WIFE: kya??

PATHAN: yehi ke aap dekh rahe hain P.T.V NEWS​

 

[SaRkaR]

NICE

 

[nrbhayo]

hehehehe

 

[Blue_Sky]

Nice collection