My Jokes Collection

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  1. The_Dark_Knight

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    Pathan: molvi sahab Wazu k bagher Namaz hojati hai?
    Molvi: Nahin hoti.
    Pathan: Hojati hai yara,
    Molvi: Bhai nahi hoti,
    Pathan: Mene khud parh k dekhi hai {(moc)}
     
  2. The_Dark_Knight

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    Race dekhte howay sardar ne dosray se pocha:
    “Inam kis ko mile ga?”
    2nd:”Sub se agey waley ko”
    Sardar: tu phir peechay waley kion bhag rahe hain?
     
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    A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
    There he ordered a Pizza.
    The Waiter asked him:
    Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
    Sardar replied: O 4 hi le aa yaar,
    8 to nahin khaye jayein gay
     
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    Pehla Pathan: Main ne apni biwi ko pehle MATRIC karwaya phir INTER karwaya phir B.Sc karwaya.

    Dosra Pathan: Ab acha sa ladka dhoond kar us ki shaadi bhi karwade.
     
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    PATHAN: jub hum chota tha tub hum Minar-e-pakistan se gir gaya tha.

    DOSRA PATHAN: tum mar gaya tha ya bach gaya tha.

    PATHAN: hum ko yad nai hum chota tha..;
     
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    lolzzz das funny specially last one
     
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    Ur welcome Midtown
     
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    hehehe last one ix really funny..
     
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    goooooooooooooood
     
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    ek dam bindas
     
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    PATHAN
    PATHAN: Thinking hard..

    WIFE: kya soch rahe ho??

    PATHAN: Yeh P.T.V NEWS walon ko kaise pata chalta hai??

    WIFE: kya??

    PATHAN: yehi ke aap dekh rahe hain P.T.V NEWS{(thinkg)}
     
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    hehehehe
     
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    Nice collection :D
     

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